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<div style="margin: 0.8em 0; padding: 0.5em 12px; border: 2px solid deepskyblue; background-color: whitesmoke; color: black">'''VFH changed'''. This page is kept for historical purposes. See the new VFH at [[Uncyclopedia:VFH]].</div>
*'''Sign below an article you find excellent.''' Please add new nominations on the top.
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**Initial nominations do not count as a vote For. Please use "Nomination and For" or some iteration thereof if you wish to vote for your nomination.
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{{VFHRules}}
**You may nominate and vote for your own articles if you so choose - please note it on your nomination.
 
**When nominating an article, the template [[Template:VFH]] should be added to the end of the entry using <nowiki>{{VFH}}</nowiki>. Anything you add <nowiki>{{VFH}}</nowiki> to also shows up in [[:Category:Feature nomination]].
 
*Failed VFH nominations should only be archived/removed by the sysops who pay attention to this sort of thing.
 
*Previous featured articles can be found on the '''[[#Archives|archive pages.]]'''
 
   
<div style="padding-top: 20px; padding-bottom: 15px; text-align: center; font-size: 20px"><span style="color:#FF0000;">THIS IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE.</span>
 
If you feel the need to whine or start flamewars please do it [[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Discussion|HERE]].
 
Violators of this policy will be SHOT.</div>
 
<div align=center>Survivors will be GIVEN A DIGESTIVE BISCUIT.</div>
 
<div align=center><span style="font-size: 67%">Then we shoot them again.</span></div>
 
<div align=center><span style="font-size: 50%">Any funny business and we shoot you a third time.</span></div>
 
<div align=center><span style="font-size: 40%">If you think I'm kidding, go ahead and test my patience.</span></div>
 
<div align=center><span style="font-size: 30%">I love you.</span></div>
 
<div align=center>(in fine print above, if you read it aloud, your dog will also be shot)</div>
 
   
 
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=Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * ) =
 
=Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * ) =
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<big><span style="color:red">SELF-NOMINATION REGULATION:</span> self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) must receive at least one critique via Pee Review before nomination (or at spend a week on [[Pee Review]] if you can't get anyone to look at it). Articles nominated by people other than the author can still be nominated at any time and require no review (though it is still recommended).
   
<big><span style="color:red">SELF-NOMINATION REGULATION:</span> self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) must be at least a week old before nomination. Articles nominated by people other than the author can still be nominated at any time.
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<span style="color:red">VFH IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE.</span> If you'd like constructive criticism for your article, please submit it to [[Uncyclopedia:Pee Review]].</big>
   
<span style="color:red">VANITY REGULATION:</span> Articles that meet the [[Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies|criteria for vanity]] may not be nominated.</big>
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==[[U.S. Presidential Election, 1840]]==
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#'''N&F'''. Another classic by the late Kwakerjack, back from [[Hall of Quasi-Fame|the dead]] for your viewing pleasure. (This one is actually my favorite of the bunch, but I suspect that's because it's the first of his great series on the quirks of American politics).--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 02:21, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''', but I resetn the acusatino that I am vtoing drunk! {{User:Wehpudicabok/sig2}} 05:12, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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==[[Pae Do]]==
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#'''F☭R''', Hilarious {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}}<span style="color:#DF0500"><small>02:15, 11 July 2007</small></span>
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#'''Shameless self-for''' {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 02:25, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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*'''Conditional For'''. Only if [[Filial Piety]] gets featured too. :D --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 02:19, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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==[[The Enigmatic Mr. Grumpikins]]==
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*'''Nom and For'''. I can't believe this wasn't featured before. --[[User:Rabid Jaguar|Rabid Jaguar]] 08:17, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
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|nom={{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 14:41, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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|scoretext=moments of sanity on this wacky site
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#'''N&F''', from the annals of [[User:Bradaphraser/Hall_of_Quasi-Fame|QFA]] comes a winner from the Fundlebuggy.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 14:41, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''--[[User:Dr. Fenwick|Dr. Fenwick]] 15:12, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For.''' Where did he go, anyway? --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 16:21, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. Another well written oddity from HF. He's off becoming a famous author, I hear. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 17:07, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''', because I wanted to vote for last time as well. --{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 17:42, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 19:39, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#Didn't get this last time, but I must have been in a bad mood or something. '''For.''' Only ''"The Hardwick"'' could have pulled it off, though. {{User:Wehpudicabok/sig2}} 05:12, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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==[[Humosexual]]==
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==[[HowTo:Write a Stephen King Novel]]==
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#'''Nom and For'''--Okay, kiddies, I figure its about time. [[User:Vanaelin|Vana]] 21:23, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Dig''' good job, fun article --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 21:50, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Had to think about it for a while, but sure why not. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 00:42, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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*'''Self nom.''' Out of the closet, into the fire - one last one before I retire --<small><strong>[[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] </strong>([[user talk:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Bleat]])</small> 07:57, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
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==[[HowTo:Beat the Odds]]==
*'''For'''. We're here, we sneer, welcome to our site.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 14:23, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For.''' That almost exactly describes me.--[[User:Emmzee|Emmzee]] 14:24, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
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|nom= '''Nom''' {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 22:52, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Nom + For''' Re-nomming an older piece of Ljlego's work I remember from "back in the day." {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 20:18, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' [[User:Cajek|Cajek]] 21:43, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Dig''' I liked it enough to vote for it the first time, why not again? ;) --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 21:52, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Because this is pretty much the last remaining article with a UQG quote. And its funny. That too.--{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 02:53, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Yeah sure, why not''' Another testament of his deserving the [[WotM]] -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 04:48, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Beats an Odd''' in spite of the VOTE-WHORING. --[[User:Ekashp|Ekashp]] 15:07, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' I reviewed this article about 90 times, and would love to see it featured. oh yeah and it's funny too. --[[User:THE|THE]] 15:09, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Greatest article ever. {{User:Kingkitty/Sig}} 15:09, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Catchy soundtrack for evil''' I'm Lovin' it, padapapapa [[User:195.241.149.38|195.241.149.38]] 20:42, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''F☭R''', {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}}<span style="color:#DF0500"><small>09:08, 09 July 2007</small></span>
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#'''For.''' ''I'' thought it was funny, and we all know that's all that matters --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 21:21, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For.''' Politics...or something. No, I legitimately enjoyed this article and wasn't bribed with Monopoly Money or chocolate bars. AT ALL! {{User:Mrthejazz/sig}} 21:39, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Hey that's funny, neither was I! <small>...hehe. >_> </small> --{{User:DiZ/sig}} 23:43, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Self-For''' -{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 01:26, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' [[User:Finntastic|Finntastic]] 17:34, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Frosted''' Wow. That's the good stuff. [[User:a-slice-of-cake|a-slice-of-cake]] 13:53, 10 July 2007 (EDT)
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#<s>'''For''' --[[User:Ekashp|Ekashp]] 21:05, 10 July 2007 (UTC)</s>
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#'''For''' Not because of bribery, the concept is clever! --{{User:High Gen. Grue/sig}} 01:29, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Weak Against''' - Sorry, just don't think that it is funny enough. {{User:Ikabu/sig}} 02:10, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Against.''' Same as Ikabu. {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} 21:16, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Against'''. Some good lines but, overall, it's not a standout page. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 17:11, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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*Re:Leoispotter - [[UnScripts: Sex Seafood: Special Director's Commentary Edition|this page]] still has a few. ;) --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 05:49, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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*Sorry, {{u|Ekashp}}, voting twice is frowned upon nowadays.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 00:42, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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:Oh dear. <s>I believe I may have been zorked that night.<s> Terribly sorry. I'll try not to do it again. --[[User:Ekashp|Ekashp]] 02:22, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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:Update: I looked at the timestamps. I'm sure I was pasted. Small wonder I forgot I'd voted. --[[User:Ekashp|Ekashp]] 02:33, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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==[[Edvard Munch]]==
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==[[Afairyism]]==
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#'''Nom and for''' I don’t know what people think of this article, but I got a 41 in the pee review (after adding some pictures), so I might as well put it up. --[[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 17:00, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Enough jokes to keep me reading it. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 04:25, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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*'''Quasi self nom and for''' a big rewrite on the lonely shore of existential fumbling --<small><strong>[[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] </strong>([[user talk:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Bleat]])</small> 07:57, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
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==[[Commercial]]==
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#'''N+F''' <nowiki>e|m|c</nowiki> keeps making humorous pages. Fucking<nowiki> e|m|c</nowiki>.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 23:31, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Rogpyvbc/sig}} 02:29, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --[[User:THE|THE]] 13:00, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --{{User:VyvyanWilde/xox}} 13:26, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --[[User:BurekSP|BurekSP]] 14:32, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --[[User:Wizardman|Wizardman]] 15:14, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''HeadOn!''' Apply directly to the forehead! --{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 16:10, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''HeadOn!''' Apply directly to the forehead! --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 17:07, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''HardOn!''' Apply directly to the forehead! Err...I mean. Crap. '''For'''. --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 20:16, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''HeadOn!''' Apply directly to the forehead! --{{User:Insineratehymn/sig}} 23:13, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''HeadOn''', Apply directly to the... Penis??? --{{User:Sonic80/sig}} 02:58, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Test-i-cleez''' mmmm -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 04:20, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''HeadOn!''' Apply dir...HEADON! HEADON! HEADON! I HATE your commercials, but your article is amazing!--[[User:Mr.Vib|Mr.Vib]] 14:07, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Commerical!''' Apply directly to [[Main Page]]! I HATE your commercials, but your article is amazing! --[[User:Ekashp|Ekashp]] 16:02, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''--{{User:THEDUDEMAN/sig}} 21:09, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Well written. Also, apply directly to forehead. Or else! {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 21:42, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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==[[Igor]]==
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==[[UnNews:Uncyclopedia is better than Wikipedia]]==
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|for=#'''Self-Nom & For'''. Nobody can argue the title. Built like an actual journalism article, and it did well in Pee Review. --{{User:Andorin Kato/sig}} 00:50, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Whee pah! THE TRUTH MUST BE REVEALED --{{User:High Gen. Grue/sig}} 01:31, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Yes!'''--[[User:Dr. Fenwick|Dr. Fenwick]] 03:21, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' - Because it is better than Wikipedia, duh! A while ago, I wrote a sequel to this [[UnNews:Wikipedia will merge with Uncyclopedia]] which failed on VFH.--{{User:Manforman/sig}} 12:18, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''--[[User:Lt. Wyoming|Lt.Wyoming]] 17:39, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 19:54, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 19:57, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For!'''--{{User:Games Fan/Sign}} 20:22, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For.''' I'm a fan of smoking and collecting asses. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 23:41, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''', but I may need to change my vote. After all, its true. -- {{User:Sonic80/sig}} 02:35, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''F0R!''' Yes. --{{User:Trar/sig}} 11:33, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#--L 05:19, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#There's no need to suck up to the hometown crowd, even if it is nice to have smoke blown up our collective asses. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:16, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Against''' Never really laughed. --{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 02:54, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Against''' A nice thing to have on the site, but not funny enough for main page glory. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 04:18, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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*'''N+F''' Igor gets nommed out of his skull --<small><strong>[[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] </strong>([[user talk:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Bleat]])</small> 07:57, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
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==[[HowTo:Deceive people on eBay]]==
*'''Against.''' Sorry Hardwick, too short, not funny enough to <s>over</s>compensate. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 08:09, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Weak against'''. Amusing, but the third person goes a little too far. It's also too short.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 14:23, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Self Nom/For'''--{{User:Manforman/sig}} 14:12, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''sDig''' I did a lot of work on this one, and I must say, it came out pretty damn good. :) --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 16:44, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Who cares if it's listy? --{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 18:26, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For.''' Lists work sometimes. Also: two self noms? What is dis shiznit? --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 18:45, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Rogpyvbc/sig}} 19:38, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' This shows the exact reason why my parents are broke. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 01:12, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Yah, yah.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 12:58, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Yes, you gotta love it really. Cause it's good. I like the lists. The lists make me want to dance. I'll dance because of those lists. [[User:Matt lobster|The Oblong Lobster]] 14:25, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Definite For'd''' - Wow, I may actually make some money off eBay. -- {{User:Sonic80/sig}} 21:22, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Against''', a bit too listy in the middle IMO, and it didn't really make me laugh all that much. {{User:Heerenveen/sig3}} <small>6/07 17:44</small>
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*One self-nom, [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=HowTo%3ADeceive_people_on_eBay&diff=2169563&oldid=2164132 two self-fors]. :) And for the record, there is a difference between an article containing lists and an article being listy: in the first, an article has detailed lists which are jokes themselves, and help facilitate the humor of the piece. A listy piece has lists with little to no detail that just take up space and generally do not serve the humor of the work. Of course, this is perceived differently by different people, so I have no qualms about Againsts for such a reason. --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 18:53, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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**I agree with Thinker. Lists can do an article well if used correctly. If not, that's a different story. But in here, they're used well.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 12:58, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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*I'll be gone tommorow so there will be a delay in returning favors for votes--{{User:Manforman/sig}} 23:28, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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==[[The Everybody Loves Raymond Controversy]]==
 
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*'''Nomination''' and <s>For Why did nobody think of this before?</s> [[Talk:The Everybody Loves Raymond Controversy|I lost my right to vote because another user had his hand up my arse.]] --[[User:Maewfannwr|Maewfannwr]] 17:37, 28 July 2006 (EST)
 
*'''No'''thing suspicious at all about the author and the nominator... Especially '''no'''thing suspicious about the fact they attend the same university... And definitaly '''no'''thing suspicious about how the author magically stopped editing once the article was nominated... '''Nope''', '''no'''thing suspicious at all. --{{User:MoneySign/sig}} 07:59, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''No Way.''' I originally NRV'd this. And I agree w/ MoneySign... CONSPIRACY! --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 08:03, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against.'''Sorry.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 14:23, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Laaaaaaaame.''' Despite the talk page, the article sucks, and should be [[banned from the Internet]].
 
   
==[[Sausage Butty Batter Nugget]]==
 
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*'''Nomination and cholesterol-rich For'''. Heck, you can't argue with Russell Crowe. I know I don't fancy a phone in my mush. Anyway, I'm sure they sell these at my local chippy. --[[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] <small>| [[Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise|PL]] | [[Order of Uncyclopedia|GUN]] | [[UN:WRITE|WOTM]] | [[User:Hindleyite/Image Review|Image Review]] - Use it | [[User talk:Hindleyite|Converse]]</small> 11:41, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. ''[[Napoleon]] Boneparte died alone and childless on the windswept island of St. Helena after a harpsichord fell through the ceiling and hit him on the head.'' I'm a sucker for rich imagery.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 11:53, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. ''dung has not just fallen out of cows, it has also fallen out of fashion''. Pure genious, well done that man!--[[User:McBumlo|McBumlo]] 19:29, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''AF-FIR-MA-TIVE.''' This is my kind of random. --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 18:44, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
   
==[[Snakes on a Plane]]==
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*'''Nom and For''' It's got mother***ing snakes on a mother***ing plane! Let's face it: this movie WILL redefine the film industry ''and'' the world. Let's feature it so we can say we liked it ''before'' it was cool. Plus, it's got Samuel L. Jackson.--'''[[User:DiZ| <font color=mediumblue>DiZ</font><small><font color=gray>on a</font><font color=red>Plane!</font></small>]]''' [[Image:Cuba_flag_large.png|19px|Snakes on a flag!]]&nbsp;<small>[[User talk:DiZ|<font color=mediumblue>(Snakes!)</font>]] [[User:DiZ/Contributions|<font color=red>(On!)</font>]] [[User:DiZ/Here|<font color=mediumblue>(A Plane!)</font>]]</small>
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*'''Weakest for ever''' DiZ forced me to. {{User:Uncyclopedian/sig}}
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|nom='''nom''' {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 16:10, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
:*'''Comment''' You lie. You lie like a martyr....??? --{{User:DiZ/sig}} 19:50, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For'''. But the introductory paragraph could use some work.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 00:43, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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*<s>'''Against.''' I mean '''For.''' Ummm... '''Abstain''' for now. --'''[[User:Sir Cornbread| <font color=black>Sir Cornbread</font><small><font color=gold> The Great</font></small>]]''' [[Image:Icons-flag-us.png|22px|America...Fuck Yeah!!!!]]&nbsp;<small>[[User talk:Sir Cornbread|<font color=silver>[SHOUT]</font>]] [[Order of Uncyclopedia|<font color=green>[MUN]</font>]] [[Rap|<font color=blue>~RAP(+13)!~</font>]] [[UN:VFH|<font color=red>[GET IT FEATURED!]</font>]]</small> 00:59, 26 July 2006 (UTC) </s>
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*'''FOR!!!!''' Wait until the sequel.... Anidn on a Plane! --{{User:anidnmeno/sig}} 03:34, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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# '''SN+F''' -- I have no idea as to how this will fare, but it's worth a shot {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 16:10, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against'''. I just can't resist casting a nay vote on what is largely a display of lists and quotes. -- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 05:02, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. --{{User:Andorin Kato/sig}} 18:45, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For.''' Not really the same style as most featured articles, but it's genuinely funny. I like it. [[User:Wehpudicabok|Wehpudicabok]] 18:12, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Most Definitely For'''. <nowiki>// </nowiki><span title="DON'T CLICK ANY LINKS!!!"><font face="Trebuchet MS">[[User:Sgt._Montez|<font color="darkgreen">'''Sgt.'''</font>]][[User_talk:Sgt. Montez|<font color="green">'''Montez''' </font>]]</font>[[Image:Icons-flag-scotland.png]]</span> 19:41, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' I likeded it. --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|<font color="Black">'''em'''</font>]][[Chuck Norris|<font color="Green">'''c'''</font>]][[Exclamation mark|<font color="Black">'''!'''</font>]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla|''<font color="red"></font>'']] 18:20, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''F☭R''', {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}}<span style="color:#DF0500"><small>02:11, 06 July 2007</small></span>
*'''Against.''' Sorry but after re-reading, it has too many quotes and lists. Not much quality writing. --'''[[User:Sir Cornbread| <font color=black>Sir Cornbread</font><small><font color=gold> The Great</font></small>]]''' [[Image:Icons-flag-us.png|22px|America...Fuck Yeah!!!!]]&nbsp;<small>[[User talk:Sir Cornbread|<font color=silver>[SHOUT]</font>]] [[Order of Uncyclopedia|<font color=green>[MUN]</font>]] [[Rap|<font color=blue>~RAP(+15)!~</font>]] [[UN:VFH|<font color=red>[GET IT FEATURED!]</font>]]</small> 19:36, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 02:12, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Rewrite''' Its good, but not that good. Too many quotes/lists. --[[User:Nytrospawn|Nytrospawn]] 21:15, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''--[[User:Dr. Fenwick|Dr. Fenwick]] 14:24, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
**'''Comment''' A rewrite vote on VFH? So... doe sthat change the score at all? '''4 + rewrite'''? '''''4 - rewrite'''''? {{User:Tompkins/sig}} 00:41, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' 1) The title 2) The TV Land line 3) The article -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 01:23, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against''' on a plane.&mdash;{{User:Mandaliet/sig}} 11:36, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Needs a theme song by Iron Maiden, called "Neighbor of the Beast" (A rip off of "Number of the Beast", of course! --[[User:FumbDucker|FumbDucker]] 02:03, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Snakes on an Against'''. --{{User:OsirisX/sig}} 09:23, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --{{User:PrincessCaitlai/sig}} 04:04, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against'''. This place should be about starting vacuous bandwagons, not jumping onto them. -- [[User:Tezcat|Tezcat]] 11:44, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Strong Fo''' very funny --[[User:THE|THE]] 12:59, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against''', too listy/quotey, and a one-note meme to boot. There are, in fact, snakes on a plane, apparently. [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 18:22, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 20:14, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against''' [[User:JimmyB|JimmyB]] 04:09, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. Sure, why not. {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} 21:07, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Somehow, a FOR'''. Has just exceeded the funniness of [[Euroipods]]. --[[User:Timmytiptoe|Timmytiptoe]] <sub>[[User_talk:Timmytiptoe|my talk]]</sub> 10:53, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Marmalade, indeed. Truly a classic. --{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 01:25, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --{{User:High Gen. Grue/sig}} 01:19, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Against''', didn't really make me laugh. {{User:Heerenveen/sig3}} <small>5/07 19:32</small>
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#'''Against''' [[User:Cajek|Cajek]] 06:20, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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==[[UnNews:After 30 years of marriage, a London man discovers that his wife is actually a rare Yucca plant]]==
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==[[UnBooks: The Diary of Sir Humphrey Watermelon]]==
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*'''N+F'''. Simply briliant ''AND'' I can't just about see a thing like that happening to me...--{{User:Mordillo/sig}} 16:22, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
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|article=UnBooks: The Diary of Sir Humphrey Watermelon
*'''For''', happened to a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of mine. --{{User:OsirisX/sig}} 01:32, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
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|nom={{User:The Hunt/sig}} 06:45, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''NO'''. Not because it's UnNews. Because it's unNews and it's short and sucky. Has potential, though. --{{User:DiZ/sig}} 03:57, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
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|scoretext=Arabs, Zulus and all other manner of uncultured barbarians
*'''Against.''' I agree with DiZ - FAR too short, but I typically don't like UnNews much anyway, I've voted for UnNews twice ever. --'''[[User:Sir Cornbread| <font color=black>Sir Cornbread</font><small><font color=gold> The Great</font></small>]]''' [[Image:Icons-flag-us.png|22px|America...Fuck Yeah!!!!]]&nbsp;<small>[[User talk:Sir Cornbread|<font color=silver>[SHOUT]</font>]] [[Order of Uncyclopedia|<font color=green>[MUN]</font>]] [[Rap|<font color=blue>~RAP~</font>]] [[UN:VFH|<font color=red>[GET IT FEATURED!]</font>]]</small> 04:06, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
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::*'''comment''' Gentlemen, this is the average length of UnNews articles, so I don't think length should be factor under this category. As for the sucky bit, I can't help...:) --{{user:mordillo/sig2}}
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|for=#'''For''' Enjoyed it more than I'd like to admit. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 08:00, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Comment.''' True, but "average" things should not be featured. It is definitely too short to be featured. The best UnNews article I've seen was [[UnNews:National Gay Marriage Threat Level Raised to "Flamboyant"|this]], because it was funny and long enough. It should be a factor, in my opinion. --'''[[User:Sir Cornbread| <font color=black>Sir Cornbread</font><small><font color=gold> The Great</font></small>]]''' [[Image:Icons-flag-us.png|22px|America...Fuck Yeah!!!!]]&nbsp;<small>[[User talk:Sir Cornbread|<font color=silver>[SHOUT]</font>]] [[Order of Uncyclopedia|<font color=green>[MUN]</font>]] [[Rap|<font color=blue>~RAP(+12)!~</font>]] [[UN:VFH|<font color=red>[GET IT FEATURED!]</font>]]</small> 07:23, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Dig''' rather funny. --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 00:27, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
::I wouldn't exactly call [[Euroipods]] lengthy... '''FOR!''' --{{User:02barryc/Signature}} 01:57, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Cs1987/sig}} 13:44, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For.''' ANyone ever try reading a four page news article... sucks. {{User:Tompkins/sig}} 08:39, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For the Queen of England'''--[[User:Nytrospawn|Nytrospawn]] 19:57, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 12:14, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''--{{User:That Guy Huffed Me/sig}} 08:01, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''', even though I'd usually say "Never Feature UnNews" this one is funny, and has potential. --{{User:SonicChao/sig}} 14:07, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --[[User:Winstanley1|Winstanley1]] 11:23, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against,''' coming from a member of the "Feature UnNews, Dammit!" coalition. This just wasn't funny. {{User:Hinoa4/sig1}} 21:14, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''And now''' I don't feel so bad about not being British. {{User:Kalir/sig}} 17:35, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' Considering I wrote it, I was surprised to see it nominated. --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|<font color="Black">'''em'''</font>]][[Chuck Norris|<font color="Green">'''c'''</font>]][[Exclamation mark|<font color="Black">'''!'''</font>]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla|''<font color="red"> ╬ </font>'']] 22:23, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Against'''. Sorry, emc, but this thing is just not big and funny enough to catch my eyes. -- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 04:57, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Against'''. I did laugh, so I feel bad voting against but it really is too short, even for an UnNews, to feature IMO. Sorry. -- {{User:Imrealized/sig}} 19:52, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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::'''Question''' If I find out that my wife ''is'' a rare plant, do I get to vote again? --{{User:Mordillo/sig}} 20:01, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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::'''Answer''' I hear it's quite common. Yes. --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|<font color="Black">'''em'''</font>]][[Chuck Norris|<font color="Green">'''c'''</font>]][[Exclamation mark|<font color="Black">'''!'''</font>]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla|''<font color="red"> ╬ </font>'']] 20:27, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''' Although I find this one funny, it's not quite feature quality. {{User:Dawg/sig}} 20:28, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' lmao --[[User:JimmyB|JimmyB]] 04:16, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
 
   
==[[Dark Ages]]==
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==[[UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture]]==
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*'''N+F'''. We need such vigorous bashing, especially when applied to a serious historical subject. - {{User:Guest/sig}} 14:12, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
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|article=UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture
*'''Huge, Huge For''' - hilarious. [[User:TheMono|TheMono]] 04:44, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
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|nom={{User:Dawg/sig}} <span style="font-size:6pt;color:#777">2007.07.04.02:40</span>
*'''For'''; it seems a little familiar but it's still funny.&mdash;{{User:Mandaliet/sig}} 06:54, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
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|scoretext=pious appendages
*Self-vote '''For'''. Ignore this line and move onto the next.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 12:14, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''AF-FIR-MA-TIVE.''' ''"Other eras were content to accept this as the will of God -- that a man would have to go through his day with a strong likelihood of being killed by an axe before sunset. Greek and Roman mythology is based on it."'' Priceless. --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 13:05, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For'''. I came here all gonna nominate [[Battle of Gettysburg]], but that was until I read about ''Thurmor, the black bandit of the woods''. Shine On, You Crazy Diamond. --[[User:Palsworth|Palsworth]] 15:16, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
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# '''N+F''' This one actually made me laugh. Amazing. Good work here. {{User:Dawg/sig}} <span style="font-size:6pt;color:#777">2007.07.04.02:40</span>
*'''for''', finally someone is saying what we're all thinking. [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 19:07, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 03:11, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Weak against'''. Everything there is good except the bashing. -- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 07:04, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Rogpyvbc/sig}} 05:07, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
**The bashing is the point! - {{User:Guest/sig}} 13:43, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. My left ear got Raptured. Now my glasses are crooked. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 06:46, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
***Bashing=/=funny. If bashing is a form of humour, then why don't I find WWE amusing, despite those guys there bash each other with folding chairs all the time? -- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 14:00, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' unfoturnately the ratpier left jme with no eys -!!{{User:RAHB/sig}} 07:05, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
****Bashing (can) = Funny. Viz the success and proliferation of ''Takeshi's Castle'' in all its wild permutations. --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 16:39, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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#--L 09:54, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
*****I don't study history or arts or stuff so whatever the article is bashing makes no difference to me, and since everyone can call someone a "butthole", it is obvious to me that there is something lacking in this candidate - intelligence. -- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 04:03, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Cs1987/sig}} 14:22, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
**It's the bashing being applied to a serious historical subject that makes it funny. - {{User:Guest/sig}} 17:06, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --[[User:Pie-tony|Pie-tony]] 19:57, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
***The intense bitterness on a subject that doesn't warrant it at all makes it hilarious. [[User:TheMono|TheMono]] 03:31, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Hilarious! {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 00:26, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' I like it, but it could be expanded a bit. --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|<font color="Black">'''em'''</font>]][[Chuck Norris|<font color="Green">'''c'''</font>]][[Exclamation mark|<font color="Black">'''!'''</font>]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla|''<font color="red"> ╬ </font>'']] 19:25, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 03:19, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. I didn't find it especially bashy &mdash; its just got a bit of a punch. -- {{User:Imrealized/sig}} 19:57, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. {{User:Heerenveen/sig3}} <small>6/07 18:02</small>
*'''For''': Anything that bashes Petrach is boss. {{User:Ayatollah Gurkhmeini/sig}}
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#'''For''' -- {{User:GCD/sig}} 03:51, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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== [[HowTo: Be a Tramp]] ==
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==[[UnBooks:Tuesdays with Maury]]==
{{s|11 doorways slept in}}
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|nom={{User:The Thinker/sig}} 01:03, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
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|scoretext=bold, brazen journalists
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#'''Nom+sDig''' {{u|Prettiestpretty}} hit the nail on the head as to why this one probably wont make it to feature, but I'm going to nom it anyway; its a 100% satire, and I love it. :) --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 01:03, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Satire at its best. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 05:37, 3 July 2007 (UTC)#
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#'''For''' --{{User:Manforman/sig}} 12:07, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --{{User:VyvyanWilde/xox}} 01:40, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
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#I've never voted on an Unbook before, but this one is damn funny. --[[User:So So|So So]] 07:28, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Strong For''' I believe I pee reviewed it. Very good.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 02:11, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For.''' I'm not very happy that I'm not the father of this one :( --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 16:29, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' (I pee reviewed it...) {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 21:59, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For.''' What's great is that it touches on something that a lot of us have wondered for a long time: WTF happened to Maury Povich?--[[User:Mr.Vib|Mr.Vib]] 14:13, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --[[User:THE|THE]] 15:11, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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'''RE Prettiestpretty''':
   
*'''Nom + For'''. One of the wittier HowTos out there.--{{User:Czar Yah/sig}} 01:51, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
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Whoops. What did I do then? ''/me thinks long and hard (and checks his contribs)'' Don't worry, guvn'a, I'll figure out this mystery.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 14:45, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' LMAO. [[User:Yugoslavian F|Yugoslavian F]] 03:07, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
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:I REMEMBER NOW! I read the whole thing, wrote out a super kind Pee Review page, then my computer crashed. Stupid iTunes, F@H, and Facebook wall post all happening at the same time!-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 15:53, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Weak Against''' Pretty funny, but not main page stuff. --[[User:Gunny|Gunny]] 09:05, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
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::This is further proof that F@H is inherently evil (besides the fact that no one really knows what it is or how it works) --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 17:44, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Albeit biased, as the author. Just re-read it and think it's great, so there. --[[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] <small>| [[Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise|PL]] | [[Order of Uncyclopedia|GUN]] | [[UN:WRITE|WOTM]] | [[User:Hindleyite/Image Review|Image Review]] - Use it | [[User talk:Hindleyite|Converse]]</small> 11:16, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For'''. Very clever, with funny text and amusing pictures. This vote cast in loving memory of [[HowTo: Criticize the Media|HowTo: Criticize the Media's]] failed VFH nomination.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 16:13, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' because it was funny, and i laughed at the bit about "you Scally." --[[User:Palsworth|Palsworth]] 17:01, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''', rather useful. --{{User:OsirisX/sig}} 01:28, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Down '''four''' stubbies in one go. -- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 13:54, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. I shall give it a whopping 209 out of 210 for originality. - [[User:Stejinz|Stejinz]] 15:43, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' traveling on wind power through the night. -- {{User:Imrealized/sig}} 20:10, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''AF-FIR-MA-TIVE.''' What can I say? ''Schadenfreude'' strikes again. --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 16:11, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' because that's exactly the right way to use a shopping cart.--[[User:Shandon|Shandon]] 16:44, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' I can't wait to get my Doctorate in Trampology --[[User:WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer|WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer]] 21:03, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
   
==[[Rap]]==
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==[[The Muffin Man]]==
{{s| reppin +18.5 fo shizzle}}
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*'''Self Nom & For.''' I completely re-wrote this from crap. I spent LOTS of time on it, and I think it's ready to face the judges. Hope you like it! --'''[[User:Sir Cornbread| <font color=black>Sir Cornbread</font><small><font color=gold> The Great</font></small>]]''' [[Image:Icons-flag-us.png|22px|America...Fuck Yeah!!!!]]&nbsp;<small>[[User talk:Sir Cornbread|<font color=silver>[SHOUT]</font>]] [[Order of Uncyclopedia|<font color=green>[MUN]</font>]] [[Rap|<font color=blue>~RAP~</font>]] [[UN:VFH|<font color=red>[GET IT FEATURED!]</font>]]</small> 19:24, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
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|article=The Muffin Man
*'''4 shizzle''' Considering I helped make the article what it is, I revoke all the "credit" Sir Cornbread and others deserve for rewriting this article, and take it for myself. --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|<font color="Black">'''em'''</font>]][[Chuck Norris|<font color="Green">'''c'''</font>]][[Exclamation mark|<font color="Black">'''!'''</font>]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla|''<font color="red"> ╬ </font>'']] 19:34, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
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|nom={{User:Cs1987/sig}} 15:57, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For.'''--[[User:Emmzee|Emmzee]] 20:59, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For'''. A nice scattering of funny throughout. Yea yeAH!! -- {{User:Imrealized/sig}} 22:20, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''4'''. --{{User:OsirisX/sig}} 00:51, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Fo'''' schizzle.--{{User:Czar Yah/sig}} 00:56, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
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#I like. {{User:Cs1987/sig}} 15:57, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Aiiii''' [[User:TheMono|TheMono]] 01:09, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''', because I wrote it. --{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 16:58, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Mad props to the Freestyle Section.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 01:32, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''', because Jocke Pirat wrote it. --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 17:28, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Comment.''' WOW! Thank u all! I thought this was easily my best article, but I didnt think it would do this well. Thanks for your votes! --'''[[User:Sir Cornbread| <font color=black>Sir Cornbread</font><small><font color=gold> The Great</font></small>]]''' [[Image:Icons-flag-us.png|22px|America...Fuck Yeah!!!!]]&nbsp;<small>[[User talk:Sir Cornbread|<font color=silver>[SHOUT]</font>]] [[Order of Uncyclopedia|<font color=green>[MUN]</font>]] [[Rap|<font color=blue>~RAP~</font>]] [[UN:VFH|<font color=red>[GET IT FEATURED!]</font>]]</small> 03:43, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
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#I knew him, Horatio, he used to live in Drury Lane. {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 20:02, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Gittin' down on all For's and shakin' it at the hudio, brother.''' ... Or something. Innit. --<small><strong>[[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] </strong>([[user talk:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Bleat]])</small> 07:44, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Dig''' because the Zappa bullet in the trivia is there, and made me lolz. :) --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 02:40, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''- 'A' for effort 'B-' for laughs--{{User:Claudius Prime/sig}} 18:29, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''for''' Several years later he would die of prostate cancer. And even ''that'' didn't stop him from releasing five albums a year. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 07:27, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
*The shizzle, '''FOR''' rizzle, this artizzle is the shizzle! DiZ deems it worthy. '''[[User:DiZ| <font color=mediumblue>DiZzle</font><small><font color=gray>the</font><font color=red>Grizzle</font></small>]]''' [[Image:Cuba_flag_large.png|19px|Honor me nigga!]]&nbsp;<small>[[User talk:DiZ|<font color=mediumblue>( Worshizzle me yo'!)</font>]] [[User:DiZ/Contributions|<font color=red>(Prizzle me!)</font>]] [[User:DiZ/Here|<font color=mediumblue>(Jizzle me!)</font>]]</small>
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#'''F☭R''', {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}}<span style="color:#DF0500"><small>01:15, 06 July 2007</small></span>
*'''For'''...this article had a lot of contributors.--[[User:Shandon|Shandon]] 04:08, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''', probably the funniest thing (in my opinion) on this here Uncyclopedia. {{User:Sgt. Montez/Sig}} 19:02, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''AF-FIR-MA-TIVE-YO.''' This came a long way from VFD. An excellent rewrite, and worthy of attention. --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 13:06, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 14:26, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
*I have to vote '''For''' even though I think it could stand to lose the Bush picture. That's getting a little overdone. But overall it's definitely worth featuring. [[User:Wehpudicabok|Wehpudicabok]] 02:41, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''--{{User:Games Fan/Sign}} 20:26, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
*Dis article's '''tight''', yo. I mean, '''for'''. --[[User:UtarEmpire|UtarEmpire]] 05:56, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 00:20, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
*A '''splendid article''', very well done indeed, my sincerest congratulations on such a fine achievement. --[[User:Nydas|Nydas]] 19:33, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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* Wonderful article --[[User:70.27.217.235|70.27.217.235]] 14:38, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For''', lol --[[User:JimmyB|JimmyB]] 04:13, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Against''' Muffins were not known in merry old England and the grammar is in short supply. --[[User:Andreasegde|Andreasegde]] 20:34, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
*Why does snoop dog have an umbrella? '''For''' drizzle! [[User:Dshack|Dshack]] 05:11, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
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*<s>'''Against'''</s> because I think that an article on rap could be a lot funnier than this, but I'd like to see that hilarious picture of the wiggers on a featured article so instead I'll just make this a '''comment'''. --[[User:So So|So So]] 07:44, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
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<s>*'''Abs''' until some Zappa-related humor is injected. Not a single reference to the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen? This is a problem. RAHB knows what I'm talkin' about. ;) --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 01:09, 2 July 2007 (UTC)</s>
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:I don't listen to Frank Zappa, so I wan't able to put any allusions to those things. If RAHB can add them, he'd be my guest. --{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 01:22, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
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::*No worries, I'll switch 'er over to a Diggins once some references are infused. :) --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 01:27, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
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*<s>'''ABS''' I have large ABS. But also, no UTILITY MUFFIN RESEARCH KITCHEN?! IT'S BLASPHEMY! I'd add something, but I really have no idea how to make it funny. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 01:31, 2 July 2007 (UTC)</s>
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:UPDATE: I lamely added one mention. Also I fixed one typo.....-{{User:RAHB/sig}} 01:34, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
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::I'll look into this issue a little later tonight. --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 01:37, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
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==[[Adobe Potatochop]]==
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==[[Canadians]]==
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{{Vote
*'''Nom and For.''' There's something about the phrase "potato manipulation software" that really revs my engine. --{{User:Savethemooses/sig}} 04:06, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For.''' --'''[[User:Sir Cornbread| <font color=black>Sir Cornbread</font><small><font color=gold> The Great</font></small>]]''' [[Image:Icons-flag-us.png|22px|America...Fuck Yeah!!!!]]&nbsp;<small>[[User talk:Sir Cornbread|<font color=silver>[SHOUT]</font>]] [[Order of Uncyclopedia|<font color=green>[MUN]</font>]] [[Fisher Price: A Retrospective|<font color=red>[GET THIS FEATURED!]</font>]]</small> 04:58, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
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|nom={{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 05:47, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Extreme For''', Adobe deserves recognition for this great piece of software. --{{User:OsirisX/sig}} 08:13, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
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|scoretext=people who are watching [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strange_Brew Strange Brew] right now, eh. Beauty.
<s>:'''For'''. --[[User:67.142.130.45|67.142.130.45]] 19:45, 20 July 2006 (UTC)</s>
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*'''For'''. The above was mine....--{{User:SonicChao/sig}} 19:49, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For'''. Potato-based humor doesn't get the kudos that it deserves [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 20:02, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''SN+F'''. I'm a little scared that this page may be ''too'' Canadian, but it's Canada Day long weekend, and this is about as nationalistic as I get. Enjoy! {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 05:47, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For,''' but what about its puzzle potato creating properties?--[[User:Emmzee|Emmzee]] 21:30, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' I truly enjoyed this. Happy 140th. {{User:Rogpyvbc/sig}} 06:22, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Strongly For''' - Hilarious. Except of course that I am morally obliged to defend New Zealand! [[User:TheMono|TheMono]] 00:18, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Because''' your kind in Germany really annoys me.{{User:Severian/sig}}
*Massively biased '''FOR'''. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 00:31, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Your kind everywhere annoys me.''' {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 20:03, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' because admins wrote it and they'll like me more if I vote for their articles. It's always good when admins like you, it really is.&mdash;{{User:Mandaliet/sig}} 03:13, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For eh''' because I have nothing funnier to say -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 20:29, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
**'''Comment''': Thats only half true. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
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#'''For''' If only for the fact that it is funny. --[[User:Andreasegde|Andreasegde]] 20:37, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Comment''' Upon featuring, this article is very easily the theme of a reskin somehow because of our already potato-themed logo. Or maybe not. --{{User:Savethemooses/sig}} 03:53, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Dig''' It makes being a Canadian sound SO awesome! ;) --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 01:13, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' and I must say that i agree with Mr. Mooses above me. A reskin would be awesome. <span style="font-family:'monotype corsiva';">[[Burger|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;">The</span>]] [[User:Yuri von Juan/I wanna be an admin|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;"> Invading</span>]] [[Oh Bugger!|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;">Genius</span>]] [[User:Yuri von Juan|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;">Yuri</span>]] [[Again|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;">the</span>]] [[Incoherent|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;">Vaguely</span>]] [[Guild of Tramps|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;">Octagonal</span>]] <small>[[User_talk:Yuri von Juan|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;"><nowiki>[WORSHUP ME]</nowiki></span>]] [[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Member_.28MUN.29|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;"><nowiki>[MUN]</nowiki></span>]] [[User:Yuri_von_Juan/Pleased|<span style="color:teal;text-decoration:underline;"><nowiki>[YvJP]</nowiki></span>]] </small></span> 09:28, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Weak For''', even though we've already got a featured article on [[Canada]], it's funny, I don't want Modus to think I don't like him (we've been butting heads of late), and it's infinitely better than anything on Canada by [[Michael Moore]].--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 03:31, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Equally biased as Mhaille, however. --[[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] <small>| [[Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise|PL]] | [[Order of Uncyclopedia|GUN]] | [[UN:WRITE|WOTM]] | [[User:Hindleyite/Image Review|Image Review]] - Use it | [[User talk:Hindleyite|Converse]]</small> 09:44, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. I swear, there was not a single error in the article that I could find. Also, Rachel McAdams is indeed dreamy. {{User:Wehpudicabok/sig2}} 04:12, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' This article is crispy goodness. --{{User:ENeGMA/sig}} 02:37, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Beauty.''' --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 03:26, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against''' I'll be the first person to break the mold and vote against, and not just for the sake of non-comformity. I read the whole article against my ravenous will and I did not laugh. Once. Lame. --{{User:DiZ/sig}} 04:11, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For.''' I haven't read the article, but the title makes me hungry. --[[User:Captain Finding Nemo|Captain Finding Nemo]] 05:53, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
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<s>*'''Against''', I find it ''cute'', and it might work for Encyclopedia Dramatica, but uhh, nice try. --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|<font color="Black">'''em'''</font>]][[Chuck Norris|<font color="Green">'''c'''</font>]][[Exclamation mark|<font color="Black">'''!'''</font>]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla|''<font color="red"> ╬ </font>'']] 03:25, 23 July 2006 (UTC)</s>
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#'''No, Eh''' Tim Horton would be very disappointed by the amount of misspellings, poor grammar, and other un-Canadian things in this article. Sorry, but it doesn't pass QA. {{User:Dawg/sig}} <span style="font-size:6pt;color:#777">2007.07.01.06:30</span>
:'''For''', changed my vote because I love this article! It's great! Wooohoo! :-] --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|<font color="Black">'''em'''</font>]][[Chuck Norris|<font color="Green">'''c'''</font>]][[Exclamation mark|<font color="Black">'''!'''</font>]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla|''<font color="red"> ╬ </font>'']] 21:35, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For''' Nice article! {{User:Dawg/sig}} 20:15, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
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*Poor grammar? In a Modus article? I refuse to believe it. Especially since I scanned it just now, lightly but all the way through, and didn't find a single one (that you couldn't call "stylistic," such as speaking in a sentence fragment, a common intentional error). Perhaps you could point some out? {{User:Wehpudicabok/sig2}} 08:12, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Futile against'''. I moaned and groaned. But computer nerd humor like this seems pretty much like a shoe-in for featuring... --[[User:So So|So So]] 07:50, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
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*Say, Modus, could it be that this is your first SNF? {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 20:03, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against'''. The laugh is there, but not enough to hit the spot. -- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 05:53, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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:No. The first since the last one, maybe, as I am quite mad. Mad! {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:07, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. This one take the chip! HA! Chip! I made a potato joke! --<span class="nounderlinelink"><span style="color:#0077aa;font-weight:bold;font-variant:small-caps;font-style:italic">officer designate</span> [[Image:Club symbol.png|14px]] [[User:Lugiatm|<span style="color:#00aa77;font-weight:bold">Lugiatm</span>]] [[Image:Club symbol.png|14px]] <span style="font-size:85%;font-variant:small-caps">[[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Member_.28MUN.29|<span style="color:#aa0077;">MUN</span>]] [[Template:Ninjastar|<span style="text-decoration:overline;color:#7700aa">NS</span>]] [[Template:Cookie|<span style="text-decoration:overline;color:#aa0077;">CM</span>]] ''[[Template:Zombieminion|<span style="color:#7700aa;">ZM</span>]] [[Template:Werehamster|<span style=";color:#aa0077;">WH</span>]]'' </span></span> 14:20, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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::Once upon a time, there was a user named Modus, who SNF'd everything he ever wrote. Then, one day, he grew up. That was a long time ago, and those of us that remember that day remember it fondly. It was, of course, just before he went mad.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 03:12, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Got any french fried potaters in that there chop? Mmm hmm. Reckon I'll have me the bigguns. Mmm hmm. -- {{User:Imrealized/sig}} 20:17, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Update'''. Aw, jeez...now with audio, eh. Sorry for the surprisingly crappy hoser accent... {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 07:52, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
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:*The audio reminds me of one of those old wise Native Americans who made occasional appearances on Walker Texas Ranger -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 08:35, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
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==[[Pentium 4]]==
 
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*'''Self Nomination''' - I have worked on it for some days and it's time for it now to face the final test. ('''''I'll try and respond to every comment/vote posted here - [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/readreview.php?sort=date_mr&id=314526&page=6 just like this guy]''''')-- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 11:28, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. --{{User:SonicChao/sig}} 13:00, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
 
**'''Comment''' - Thanks for the vote first of all, but it would be even nicer if you make a comment or two on the article. See [[User_talk:Col.swordman#VFH|my talk page]]. -- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 14:15, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*What the hell is wrong with u ppl? Saw this when it was under development and liked it then. '''For'''. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 15:15, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
 
**'''Comment''' - Thanks for that, Uncle Mhaille! :) -- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 15:51, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' - I liked it. It's not very often that an article up for nomination mentions a recently featured article ([[Idiocrates]]). Plus it was funny. --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|<font color="Black">'''em'''</font>]][[Chuck Norris|<font color="Green">'''c'''</font>]][[Exclamation mark|<font color="Black">'''!'''</font>]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla|''<font color="red"> ╬ </font>'']] 20:58, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
 
**I'm glad that you like it! :) -- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 05:12, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For.''' Took me a while to decide, because it was kinda confusing the first time I read it, but after re-reading, its funny and the images are good. --'''[[User:Sir Cornbread| <font color=black>Sir Cornbread</font><small><font color=gold> The Great</font></small>]]''' [[Image:Icons-flag-us.png|22px|America...Fuck Yeah!!!!]]&nbsp;<small>[[User talk:Sir Cornbread|<font color=silver>[SHOUT]</font>]] [[Order of Uncyclopedia|<font color=green>[MUN]</font>]] [[Fisher Price: A Retrospective|<font color=red>[GET THIS FEATURED!]</font>]]</small> 05:45, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
 
**It's good that you re-read it, and thanks for your support! -- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 12:54, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''', because I'm one of the poor bastards that bought a Pentium Pro and I'm still holding a grudge. [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 00:54, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
 
**Then I hope you are not still mad at the fact that Pentium Pro is weak in 16-bit processing. -- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 08:35, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''', you know why... --{{User:OsirisX/sig}} 00:36, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
 
**No I don't. -- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 10:40, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. Cleverly done. This is why I own a Compaq. Wait a minute . . .--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 12:53, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
 
**I have a desktop with an AMD chip running at 1.8GHz, and a laptop with an Intel P4-M chip running at 1.7GHz. Notwithstanding the fact that there is only a difference of 100MHz, the desktop runs almost 3 times as fast as the laptop. -- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 13:04, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. This is a sympathy vote for a nice try. Seriously, WTF is this (see [[FFS|[1]]])? Go to Hades? That's some funny shit there Swordman. So is this article. I've no sympathy at all, actually. -- {{User:Imrealized/sig}} 05:18, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
**Thanks for your "antipathy" vote. :) -- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 13:57, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
   
==[[UnNews:Diogenes_searches_world_for_honest_mechanic]]==
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==[[Geocaching]]==
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{{Vote
*'''Nom and for'''. Well written and funny. [[User:InfiniteMonkey|InfiniteMonkey]] 01:06, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
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|article=Geocaching
*'''No'''r should UnNews articles. --{{User:anidnmeno/sig}} 01:29, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
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|nom={{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 01:08, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For.''' This is a perfectly brilliant cynical slab of comedy mothballs. --<small><strong>[[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] </strong>([[user talk:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Bleat]])</small> 01:47, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
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|scoretext=sporting imperialists
*'''Against.''' Unless it is terrific, UnNews shouldnt be featured. It needs its own VFH kinda thing, though. --'''[[User:Sir Cornbread| <font color=black>Sir Cornbread</font><small><font color=gold> The Great</font></small>]]''' [[Image:Icons-flag-us.png|22px|America...Fuck Yeah!!!!]]&nbsp;<small>[[User talk:Sir Cornbread|<font color=silver>[SHOUT]</font>]] [[Order of Uncyclopedia|<font color=green>[MUN]</font>]] [[Fisher Price: A Retrospective|<font color=red>[GET THIS FEATURED!]</font>]]</small> 01:51, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For''' It is terrific. I mean, I agree, but this is fucking great. Diogenes makes anything better. --{{User:ENeGMA/sig}} 01:59, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
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*Voting '''For''' my own work, so take this with a grain of salt. Thanks for the nod, Infinite Monkey.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 02:07, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Nom + For'''. Found this one way back in the archives. Brilliantly overlooked stuff. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 01:08, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''Yep'''. Now, back in the tub I go. -- [[User:Imrealized|Imrealized]] 02:33, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
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#A pun this bad cannot go unreleased. --L 03:29, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For.''' Greek philosopher + UnNews = win {{User:Hinoa4/sig1}} 05:15, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
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#Any article containing a novelty Scrimshaw engraving of a man's penis gets my vote! A work of genius. '''For'''. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 11:00, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
:Damn it Hinoa, don't vote while I'm voting ;) --{{User:Donut/sig}} 05:16, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
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#I can give you a deal on the Oregon territories, once I'm done with them. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:43, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''', and the new transmission is gonna cost ya $700. --{{User:Donut/sig}} 05:16, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''FOR''' An awesome article. Anyone who votes against is simply a humo(u)r terrorist! --[[User:Kingkitty|Kingkitty]] 16:10, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against'''. NFU -- Never. Feature. UnNews. --{{User:SonicChao/sig}} 13:06, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''F☭R''', {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}}<span style="color:#DF0500"><small>12:19, 04 July 2007</small></span>
*'''AF-FIR-MA-TIVE!!!''' And Mycroft agrees. --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 13:30, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
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#I still love the wonderful additions. Good stuff here. {{User:Dawg/sig}} <span style="font-size:6pt;color:#777">2007.07.04.02:42</span>
*'''For'''. Hilarious.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 13:36, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 04:05, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''d. Recall notices are Job #2. --[[User:Carlb|Carlb]] 23:06, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Cs1987/sig}} 14:32, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Comment''' I think this would work better repackaged as an UnBook.--{{User:Savethemooses/sig}} 03:59, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Yeah''' -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 05:21, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against''' Not a big fan of featuring UnNews either. --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|<font color="Black">'''em'''</font>]][[Chuck Norris|<font color="Green">'''c'''</font>]][[Exclamation mark|<font color="Black">'''!'''</font>]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla|''<font color="red"> ╬ </font>'']] 00:02, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Sure,''' why not? -- {{User:Sonic80/sig}} 02:27, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' I liked it when I read it in the UnNews before seeing it here. {{User:Dawg/sig}} 06:04, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
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|againstnumber=0
*'''For''' one good idea cheerfully executed. -- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 06:48, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''FOR.''' I don't think saying that it's UnNews justifies voting against this article, and it's possibly the best one so far. [[User:Wehpudicabok|Wehpudicabok]] 05:07, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
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==[[Martin Van Buren]]==
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==[[UnBooks:The World According to Garm]]==
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{{Vote
*'''Nom and for'''. I laughed pretty hard at this. Yes, I'm a history dork.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 14:04, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
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|article=UnBooks:The World According to Garm
*'''For'''. [[User:InfiniteMonkey|InfiniteMonkey]] 17:39, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
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|nom={{u|Ljlego}}
*Too American-centric. '''For''' - [[User:David Gerard|David Gerard]] 18:29, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
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|scoretext=<s>pets</s> escaped souls
**USA! USA! USA! [[User:InfiniteMonkey|InfiniteMonkey]] 01:06, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For'''; I shouldn't like it but I do.&mdash;{{User:Mandaliet/sig}} 19:30, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For'''. XD --{{User:SonicChao/sig}} 20:34, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Nom + For''' I remember when this was on last time. I liked it. The end.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 01:05, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against'''- I think it was funny, and I'm probably nitpicking, but most of reads like it could be about anyone, little of it has anything to do with Martin Van Buren.--<span style="vertical-align:text-bottom">[[Image:Spqr.gif|User:Claudius Prime]]</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="nounderlinelink"> '''[[User:Claudius Prime|<span style="color:#0000FF;">Sir Claudius</span>]]''' [[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Commander_.28CUN.29|<font style="font-size:80%">CUN</font>]] <small>''' [[VFH|<span style=><small>VFH</small></span>]] ([[User_talk:Claudius Prime|speak up]])'''</small></span> 20:37, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Strong for''' as per Ljlego. And promise no drama this time, Shandon! --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 01:06, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
:'''Comment'''. Well, it does mention the Independent Treasury Act. You can't go into your local independent treasury without seeing a statue of Martin Van Buren.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 17:17, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Fore!!!''' Darn it, a dog ate my ball! {{User:Uncyclopedian/sig}}
*'''For.''' Random and hilarious. --'''[[User:Sir Cornbread| <font color=black>Sir Cornbread</font><small><font color=gold> The Great</font></small>]]''' [[Image:Icons-flag-us.png|22px|America...Fuck Yeah!!!!]]&nbsp;<small>[[User talk:Sir Cornbread|<font color=silver>[SHOUT]</font>]] [[Order of Uncyclopedia|<font color=green>[MUN]</font>]] [[Fisher Price: A Retrospective|<font color=red>[GET THIS FEATURED!]</font>]]</small> 21:12, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' this being the last time I have to vote for this damn page. /me crosses fingers. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:56, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For.''' It's true, it could be written about anyone, but I think that's what makes it so funny--that an insulting article like this is written about an obscure president, of all people. [[User:Wehpudicabok|Wehpudicabok]] 03:32, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''SUPER FOR!''' this is the greatest article I have ever read. --[[User:Kingkitty|Kingkitty]] 16:08, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Enthusiastically for'''. This reminded me of IFHTBT. - [[User:Nonymous|Nonymous]] 03:35, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Cs1987/sig}} 16:11, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For!''' I voted for this last time, and I'll be damned if I don't do it again.--[[User:Emmzee|Emmzee]] 21:33, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''F☭R''', {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}}<span style="color:#DF0500"><small>12:19, 04 July 2007</small></span>
*'''For'''. A rare example of something being both stupid AND funny? --[[User:So So|So So]] 02:32, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 04:18, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against''' This isn't even close to being clever, its just a silly rant. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 20:31, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Sheer beauty. Lovely stuff right here. [[User:a-slice-of-cake|a-slice-of-cake]] 13:19, 07 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Weak for''' fdssafkf --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|<font color="Black">'''em'''</font>]][[Chuck Norris|<font color="Green">'''c'''</font>]][[Exclamation mark|<font color="Black">'''!'''</font>]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla|''<font color="red"> ╬ </font>'']] 03:26, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Finally got around to reading this, and I wish I had earlier -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 05:12, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against'''. All f- and s- words and no humour. -- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 08:04, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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==[[Paradise Lost]]==
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==[[Bathroom humor]]==
{{s|+10 Apples Eaten}}
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{{Vote
*'''N and F'''. Vote for this instead of the other one! --[[User:Zork Implementor L|L]] 13:43, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
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|article=Bathroom humor
*'''For''' it's worth it just for the Chris Walken pic. Plus I dig choosing sides when VFH has a voting war between a page, and itself. Freaky. [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 14:48, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
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|nom={{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 22:39, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
*<strike>'''Against''', I still don't get it.</strike> --<span style="padding-left: 2px; padding-right: 2px; border: solid blue 1px; margin: 1px; background: lightblue;">[[User:Joe857|<span style="color:#FFFFFF; text-decoration:underline; font-weight:bold;">Joe!</span>]]/<small>[[User_talk:Joe857|TALK]]/[[Special:Contributions/Joe857|CONTRIBS]]/[[Uncyclopedia:Folding@home|F@H]]</small></span> 15:53, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
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|scoretext=corny excrement jokes
*:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradise_Lost - it's famous among those who can read - [[User:David Gerard|David Gerard]] 17:22, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
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***Too bad I can't, eh? '''Abstain''', it's obviously well known. --{{User:Joe857/sig2}} 22:19, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For''' - [[User:David Gerard|David Gerard]] 17:22, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Nom + For'''. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 22:39, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''': John Milton wrote ''Paradise Lost''. Then his wife died and he wrote ''Paradise Regained''. --[[User:Donut|Donut]] <small>[[User_talk:Donut|Buy one!]]|[[Special:Contributions/Donut|Get one Free!]]|[[F@H]]|[[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Member_.28MUN.29|MUN]]</small> 17:31, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Dig''' this article's mouth needs a soap-rinsing. --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 23:24, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against''' --{{User:SonicChao/sig}} 19:32, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'D!''' -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 00:59, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|<font color="Black">'''em'''</font>]][[Chuck Norris|<font color="Green">'''c'''</font>]][[Exclamation mark|<font color="Black">'''!'''</font>]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla|''<font color="red"> ╬ </font>'']] 22:16, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' - Nice images. [[User:Social Studiously|Social Studiously]] 11:50, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Because writing this got me to finally read ''Paradise Lost''. -- [[User:Imrealized|Imrealized]] 00:08, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''...not bad, not bad.--{{User:Shandon/sig}} 15:15, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
*<s>'''Against.''' Fine, fine... I'll also '''abstain''', because its a little confusing to me too. --'''[[User:Sir Cornbread| <font color=black>Sir Cornbread</font><small><font color=gold> The Great</font></small>]]''' [[Image:Icons-flag-us.png|22px|America...Fuck Yeah!!!!]]&nbsp;<small>[[User talk:Sir Cornbread|<font color=silver>[SHOUT]</font>]] [[Order of Uncyclopedia|<font color=green>[MUN]</font>]]</small> 02:43, 18 July 2006 (UTC)</s>
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#'''F☭R''', {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}}<span style="color:#DF0500"><small>05:37, 27 June 2007</small></span>
*'''For'''-Very clever.--<span style="vertical-align:text-bottom">[[Image:Spqr.gif|User:Claudius Prime]]</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="nounderlinelink"> '''[[User:Claudius Prime|<span style="color:#0000FF;">Sir Claudius</span>]]''' [[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Commander_.28CUN.29|<font style="font-size:80%">CUN</font>]] <small>''' [[VFH|<span style=><small>VFH</small></span>]] ([[User_talk:Claudius Prime|speak up]])'''</small></span> 20:51, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' - At least this is better than [[I maed a yuky doody]]. --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 23:45, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''FOR''' Finally, something clever and funny. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 20:40, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. Very clever. I don't understand how it can be considered nasty. {{User:15Mickey20/sig}} 13:02, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For.''' Because I actually learned about the real thing, making it funny now. --'''[[User:Sir Cornbread| <font color=black>Sir Cornbread</font><small><font color=gold> The Great</font></small>]]''' [[Image:Icons-flag-us.png|22px|America...Fuck Yeah!!!!]]&nbsp;<small>[[User talk:Sir Cornbread|<font color=silver>[SHOUT]</font>]] [[Order of Uncyclopedia|<font color=green>[MUN]</font>]] [[Rap|<font color=blue>~RAP~</font>]] [[UN:VFH|<font color=red>[GET IT FEATURED!]</font>]]</small> 07:31, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. Quite good, but does need cleaning up a bit. Some bits aren't funny (like about the elements), but generally I like. --[[User:Gazco|Gazco --- hurray for me!!!]] 18:45, 29 June 2007 (UTC) 19:45 29 June 2007 (GMT)
*'''For'''. Although the original is pretty good, too.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 16:01, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Good images--{{User:Manforman/sig}} 13:14, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' making us laugh instead of driving us blind...--[[User:Shandon|Shandon]] 20:46, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --[[User:Pie-tony|Pie-tony]] 20:01, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''FOAR''' Gooooood. --{{User:Trar/sig}} 01:16, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''', among other things, original and funny usage of [[Template:Wikipedia]]. {{User:Wehpudicabok/sig2}} 07:00, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''', even though it's not as good as [[I maed a yuky doody]]. --{{User:Insineratehymn/sig}} 23:19, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Hee''' {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} 21:03, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Just came across this in thee pee, and was gutted to find someone had already nominated it. {{User:Don alun/sig}} 14:40, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''No.''' It's nasty and not funny. Do you all honestly think it should be on the front page? --{{User:VyvyanWilde/xox}} 02:13, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
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==[[HowTo:Solve The 1x1x1 Rubik's Cube]]==
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==[[Vulva]]==
{{s|16 bottles of beer on the wall}}
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*'''Nom''' and '''For'''. Simple and accessible - [[User:David Gerard|David Gerard]] 19:12, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For''' Made me lol. --[[User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ]]|<s><sub>§</sub>ǚ<sup>ρ</sup>ω<sub>ξ</sub>λ<sup>£</sup>μ<sub>Ħ</sub>Φ<sup>φ</sup>≈<sub>€</sub>Ə<sup>Σ</sup>ß<sub>Ð</sub>Æ<sup>Ø</sup>Ξ<sub>Ω</sub>Å<sup>³</sup></s>]]<span class="plainlinks">[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User_talk:%C2%A7%C7%9A%CF%81%CF%89%CE%BE%CE%BB%C2%A3%CE%BC%C4%A6%CE%A6%CF%86%E2%89%88%E2%82%AC%C6%8F%CE%BE%C3%9F%C3%90%C3%86%C3%98%CE%9E http://uncyclopedia.org/images/3/3d/Talk%C2%A7.gif][http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/%C2%A7%C7%9A%CF%81%CF%89%CE%BE%CE%BB%C2%A3%CE%BC%C4%A6%CE%A6%CF%86%E2%89%88%E2%82%AC%C6%8F%CE%BE%C3%9F%C3%90%C3%86%C3%98%CE%9E http://uncyclopedia.org/images/3/34/Mini%C2%A7.gif]</span> 20:40, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
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|nom=[[User:El Zoof|El Zoof]]
*'''Against'''. I just dont like HowTo's that much. {{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} --20:50, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
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|scoretext=Gear Sticks Shoved into Overdrive
*'''Against''' I liked it and all, but 1.)I know it won't last long 2.) The Swedish rat Contest thing is funnier. --{{User:DiZ/sig}} 00:36, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Comment''' Someone needs to make a better picture for this article. I'll try one tommorow, but only if nobody makes one first. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 00:56, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
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::Done. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 21:06, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' I still think I'm funny. Your mileage may vary, depending on the number of passengers in your Vulva. --[[User:El Zoof|El Zoof]] 07:11, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against.''' No. --[[User:Joe857|Joe!]]<small>[[User_talk:Joe857|TALK]]|[[Special:Contributions/Joe857|CONTRIBS]]|[[Uncyclopedia:Folding@home|F@H]]</small> 01:00, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Dig''' I say: Funny! --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 07:15, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''':
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#'''For''' Too funny. {{User:Rogpyvbc/sig}} 07:40, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
**Like DG said - "simple and accessible". If you think simplicity is stupid, then go laugh at my old Quantum Mechanics textbook.
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#'''For''' --{{User:Cap'n Ben/sig}} 13:16, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
**One crazy idea outrageously executed.
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#'''For'''. --{{User:Mitch 1 2/sig}} 16:13, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
**One of the few fine works here by a n00b.
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#'''For''' Sadly enough, I've never driven a Vulva, but I've heard that it's a great ride. [[User:The Humbled Master|The Humbled Master]] 16:42, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
**Endorsed by Splaka the user hater (sort of).
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#'''For''' I've always liked this article. --[[User:THE|THE]] 17:33, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
-- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 02:40, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Strong For''' Because I'd love one of these...{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 19:03, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Because the world needs to know it. --[[User:Wehpudicabok|Wehpudicabok]] 04:35, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' I'd like to take one for a spin myself. --{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 19:49, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''Feature it!''' --[[User:Zork Implementor L|L]] 08:52, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' If only for the picture of a ''Vulva'' in the swimming pool. --[[User:Andreasegde|Andreasegde]] 20:18, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Love the picture(s). Witty. --[[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] <small>| [[Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise|PL]] | [[Order of Uncyclopedia|GUN]] | [[UN:WRITE|WOTM]] | [[User:Hindleyite/Image Review|Image Review]] - Use it | [[User talk:Hindleyite|Converse]]</small> 11:53, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --[[User:Gaberou|Gaberou]] 20:34, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Awesome. --{{User:Nintendorulez/sig2}} 00:15, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''I've never even heard of a Vulva until now lol.--[[User:Dr. Fenwick|Dr. Fenwick]] 00:47, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''Ya!''' {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 13:33, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
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#I've driven one for years, steering can be a bit sticky, but they have a nice little engine under the bonnet. For. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 11:42, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''ForxForxFor.''' No comment needed. -[[User:Nelson340|Nelson3x4x0]]
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#'''For''' My husband works on my Vulva frequently {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 16:00, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' I was gonna nominate this. --{{User:Savethemooses/sig}} 00:34, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''LOL nice Inuendo {{User:Serq_fet/sig}} 17:40, 23 June 2007 (UTC
*'''For''' -- [[User:GaraGara|GaraGara]] 00:23, 15 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Don alun/sig}} 20:44, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. I laughed. Very nice layout as well.--[[User:Thekillerfroggy|TKF]] 00:47, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' I'm always ''up'' for good Vulvaaaaa Lasss Vegas!{{User:Severian/sig}}
*'''Shamelessly For'''. Wow! I thought the only way i'd get this to fail nomination is if i nominated it myself. --[[User:Dondonz|Dondonz]] 09:11, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''lol''' --[[User:Pcgamermofo|Pcgamermofo]] 19:18, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' cause everyone needs one! [[User:Superlizard|Superlizard]] 10:39, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Drive stick''' with the kung fu grip, let the banana split and let it go right to your thighs. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 02:00, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''4x4x4''' --[[User:Donut|Donut]] <small>[[User_talk:Donut|Buy one!]]|[[Special:Contributions/Donut|Get one Free!]]|[[F@H]]|[[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Member_.28MUN.29|MUN]]</small> 17:26, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
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#''For''' {{User:Leatherboundbooks/sig}} 17:51, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' Awesome piece of work. --[[User:Nuknuk|Nuknuk]] 10:17, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''F☭R''', {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}}<span style="color:#DF0500"><small>05:50, 27 June 2007</small></span>
*'''For''' great justice. Whoever wrote this gets the gold star. --[[User:UtarEmpire|UtarEmpire]] 15:01, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' - I laughed. --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 23:55, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' --[[User:HanG|Han]] 12:54, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''FOr'''--{{User:Manforman/sig}} 23:16, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
*Wholehearted '''for!''' Hilarious.--[[User:Emmzee|Emmzee]] 00:14, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For''', nobody at NASA believed me that it could be done...--[[Image:HPSig.PNG]][[User:Hawthorn Peebles|HP]] <small>[[User_talk:Hawthorn Peebles|talk]]</small> 19:03, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Against''' --[[User:JimmyB|JimmyB]] 04:20, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Against''' --{{User:The fatgoat/sig}} 17:12, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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#That sounds like a delightful car, I don't see why everyone's laughing.--{{User:VyvyanWilde/xox}} 03:54, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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#--L 05:01, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Against'''. There's not a lot there, and what's there isn't making me want to get one. ''Wink wink, nudge nudge''. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 05:06, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Weak Against''' -Whats here is good stuff, but thers not enough of it. --[[User:WesternLotus|WesternLotus]] 13:38, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Weak Against''': A tad short. Needs some more UMPF! --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 07:00, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Against''' - Just not enough clever parts. Sounds like something from a seventh grade hallway. [[User:Slash-dev-slash-random|Slash-dev-slash-random]] 01:52, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Against''' - {{User:Ikabu/sig}} 10:10, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
   
==[[Fries with that]]==
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|comments= #'''Abstain''' Could be great, and has good stuff already, but simply can't for it. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 05:35, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
{{s|+8(thousand) fries}}
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*'''Nom''' and '''For'''. Hits every note - [[User:David Gerard|David Gerard]] 19:12, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. {{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} --21:01, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' with that. Super-sized comedy. -- [[User:Imrealized|Imrealized]] 21:42, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Supersize my vote '''FOR''' this article. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 00:47, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For.''' This article made me drop a Biggie. --[[User:Joe857|Joe!]]<small>[[User_talk:Joe857|TALK]]|[[Special:Contributions/Joe857|CONTRIBS]]|[[Uncyclopedia:Folding@home|F@H]]</small> 01:03, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' This is some good shit. --{{User:ENeGMA/sig}} 02:39, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Mmm, nah.''' ---[[User:Zork Implementor L|L]] 08:55, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' I'a say'a yes. {{User:UnJetamo/Dough}}
 
*'''No'''. I hate fries. Besides, it's unghelæsthetic. {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 15:17, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against'''; I don't really find it funny. Plus it doesn't have a VFH template.&mdash;{{User:Mandaliet/sig}} 19:51, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against'''. I don't want to say this but this stuff is just worse than junk food. -- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 14:05, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''AF-FIR-MA-TIVE.''' Must... obey... the Mahatma! --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 14:49, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' (with fries)--[[User:Thekillerfroggy|TKF]] 00:50, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Why the hell not?''' [[User:Crazyswordsman|Crazyswordsman]] 22:49, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For.'''--[[User:Emmzee|Emmzee]] 12:53, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' I hadn't already voted? Great job, So So! --[[User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ|<s><sub>§</sub>ǚ<sup>ρ</sup>ω<sub>ξ</sub>λ<sup>£</sup>μ<sub>Ħ</sub>Φ<sup>φ</sup>≈<sub>€</sub>Ə<sup>Σ</sup>ß<sub>Ð</sub>Æ<sup>Ø</sup>Ξ<sub>Ω</sub>Å<sup>³</sup></s>]]<span class="plainlinks">[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User_talk:%C2%A7%C7%9A%CF%81%CF%89%CE%BE%CE%BB%C2%A3%CE%BC%C4%A6%CE%A6%CF%86%E2%89%88%E2%82%AC%C6%8F%CE%BE%C3%9F%C3%90%C3%86%C3%98%CE%9E http://uncyclopedia.org/images/3/3d/Talk%C2%A7.gif][http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/%C2%A7%C7%9A%CF%81%CF%89%CE%BE%CE%BB%C2%A3%CE%BC%C4%A6%CE%A6%CF%86%E2%89%88%E2%82%AC%C6%8F%CE%BE%C3%9F%C3%90%C3%86%C3%98%CE%9E http://uncyclopedia.org/images/3/34/Mini%C2%A7.gif]</span> 05:02, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
 
   
==[[Gazebo]]==
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==[[Old hippie chick who's always collecting money]]==
{{s|+12.5}}
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{{Vote
*'''Nomination and For.'''--[[User:63.135.2.27|63.135.2.27]] 17:34, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
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|article=Old hippie chick who's always collecting money
*'''For.''' Very random, but funny. {{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} --06:12, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
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|nom=[[User:Leoispotter|Leoispotter]]
*'''For''', oddly clever. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 12:11, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
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|scoretext=feral kittens
*'''AF-FIR-MA-TIVE.''' The "Emperor" looks like me mum. --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 13:46, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For''' Is good, yah?!? --{{User:DiZ/sig}} 16:48, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For'''. Excellent article, especially the Stages of Development. -- [[User:Imrealized|Imrealized]] 18:27, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Nom and for''' Prettiestpretty's best article.--{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 01:30, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''', but shouldn't the Taj Mahal be the ultimate form of Gazebo? Okay it's a crypt, but still, it's sheer ''gazebo-ness'' is world renowned. [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 04:48, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''...this is, indeed, funny--{{User:Shandon/sig}} 04:09, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' - [[User:David Gerard|David Gerard]] 19:13, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Rogpyvbc/sig}} 06:41, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' - This is a great article.--[[User:Witt E,|Wit]] ([[User talk:Witt E,|tawk]]) 23:47, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Peace, dude''' This article is far out. -- {{User:The Number-One ALF Fan/Signature}} 13:27, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' Still a great article. {{User:Dawg/sig}} 11:22, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Dig''' Because I see her at every show I go to. This state is full of em. --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 21:06, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' It reminds me of that old D&D urban myth about the guy sneak attacking a gazebo. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 19:43, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
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#Of course I am compelled to vote '''For''' {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 22:01, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against'''. Don't build a gazebo out of [[styrofoam]]. -- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 15:02, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Cs1987/sig}} 04:25, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' Good good good. --[[User:PseudoChron|PseudoChron]] 21:05, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''like it''' --[[User:THE|THE]] 11:58, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' Amazed I haven't voted for this yet. --{{User:ENeGMA/sig}} 14:10, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
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#''For''--{{User:Cap'n Ben/sig}} 13:20, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For.'''--[[User:Emmzee|Emmzee]] 17:40, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. --{{User:Mitch 1 2/sig}} 16:15, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''--[[User:Gaberou|Gaberou]] 20:37, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
== [[Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon]] ==
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#<s>'''Weak For'''. Text is great, but could use another picture or two. See comment that I'm about to leave on the talk page. {{User:Wehpudicabok/sig2}} 22:39, 21 June 2007 (UTC)</s> '''Full For''' with new pic. Thanks, PP! :) {{User:Wehpudicabok/sig2}} 04:00, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
{{S|+9 damaged ears}}
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#'''For'''--[[User:Dr. Fenwick|Dr. Fenwick]] 00:53, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''Nomination and For'''. Am I going crazy with the noms? Perhaps, but we're due for a funny art feature, and this one fits the bill. Excellent offering from a relative newcomer. -- [[User:Imrealized|Imrealized]] 08:16, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
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#I actually know plenty of people like this, if only they knew...'''For'''. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 11:47, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against''' 2 of those [[Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner|articles]] in the space of one month is too much... maybe later... {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 08:21, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Don alun/sig}} 21:04, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' Agree that it awfully close to the Cookery Corner, but its well done and deserving. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 13:20, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Definitely''' For'd -- {{User:Sonic80/sig}} 14:37, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
*Wha? It has neither ''cookery'' nor ''corners'': still, I'm '''For''' it. [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 15:55, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''F☭R''', {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}}<span style="color:#DF0500"><small>05:57, 27 June 2007</small></span>
*'''For'''...Wow, it was the first article I wrote...if you like, don't forget to vote me n00b of the month--[[User:Shandon|Shandon]] 17:21, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Fore!''' {{user:some user/sig}} <small>00:49, 28 June 2007 (UTC)</small>
*'''For'''--{{User:Silent Penguin/sig}} 17:43, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Article featured must! --{{User:Trar/sig}} 19:21, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' - :-D - [[User:David Gerard|David Gerard]] 23:08, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --[[User:Winstanley1|Winstanley1]] 09:57, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against'''. Shades of Hemingway's Cookery Corner, but... even less funny. --[[User:Hobelhouse|Hobelhouse]] 04:20, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For'''. Loved the bit with the stabbing. --{{User:Nintendorulez/sig2}} 16:40, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Against'''. Too similar indeed. {{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} --20:28, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Against''' --{{User:The fatgoat/sig}} 05:33, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''AF-FIR-MA-TIVE.''' Culture, people, culture. It's not just for throat scrapings, you know. --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 13:53, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Against''' Thought the lead was funny and the ending but there was a desert of not laughing in the middle. --[[User:Andreasegde|Andreasegde]] 14:09, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' Not the funniest Uncyclopedia article there ever was, but for some inexplicable reason it simply ''feels'' like it deserves to be a featured article. --[[User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ|<s><sub>§</sub>ǚ<sup>ρ</sup>ω<sub>ξ</sub>λ<sup>£</sup>μ<sub>Ħ</sub>Φ<sup>φ</sup>≈<sub>€</sub>Ə<sup>Σ</sup>ß<sub>Ð</sub>Æ<sup>Ø</sup>Ξ<sub>Ω</sub>Å<sup>³</sup></s>]]<span class="plainlinks">[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User_talk:%C2%A7%C7%9A%CF%81%CF%89%CE%BE%CE%BB%C2%A3%CE%BC%C4%A6%CE%A6%CF%86%E2%89%88%E2%82%AC%C6%8F%CE%BE%C3%9F%C3%90%C3%86%C3%98%CE%9E http://uncyclopedia.org/images/3/3d/Talk%C2%A7.gif][http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/%C2%A7%C7%9A%CF%81%CF%89%CE%BE%CE%BB%C2%A3%CE%BC%C4%A6%CE%A6%CF%86%E2%89%88%E2%82%AC%C6%8F%CE%BE%C3%9F%C3%90%C3%86%C3%98%CE%9E http://uncyclopedia.org/images/3/34/Mini%C2%A7.gif]</span> 23:59, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Weak Against''' -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 01:09, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For.''' I'm no art buff, but I found this pretty funny. {{User:Hinoa4/sig1}} 06:01, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Against''' --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 23:57, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For.''' I laughed--[[User:Thekillerfroggy|TKF]] 18:31, 22 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''''Forgasm.''''' But shouldn't this be an Unbook?--[[User:Emmzee|Emmzee]] 17:42, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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:'''Comment''':Urrgh...please don't say that; UnBooks don't do well here. But thanks for the vote!--[[User:Shandon|Shandon]] 19:17, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
 
== [[Euripides]] ==
 
{{S|+10}}
 
*'''Self-nomination''' - Just for D&eacute;j&agrave; vu sake... plus it now has a Talk Page. -- [[User:Imrealized|Imrealized]] 18:45, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
 
:<small>'''Comment''' - Though this is a tardy crediting it is worth noting that [[User:Some user|Some user]] contributed the true genius to the talk page (replacing all the dates with the proper Attic calendar dates and the superior second half). That may slip unnoticed if one were not to check the history, so I'm telling it here. -- [[User:Imrealized|Imrealized]] 20:08, 12 July 2006 (UTC)</small>
 
*I can't believe I'm doing this, but I'm a sucker for lampooned Greek drama, and this had me hyperventilating. Aristophanes pwns indeed! ("Lost his oilcan!") '''STRON-GEST AF-FIR-MA-TIVE!!!''' --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 18:50, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''No'''. This scares me. {{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} --19:42, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For.''' Boo. -- [[User:Imrealized|Imrealized]] 19:48, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against'''. All injokes are going to Hell. -- [[User:Col.swordman|Colonel Swordman]] 20:42, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
 
:*'''Comment''' - Here I thought it was a Greek joke. Guess I oughtta brush up on my mythology. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_mythology] -- [[User:Imrealized|Imrealized]] 20:48, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
 
::*'''Comment''' on the above comment by Imrealized - Υποκριτής -- [[User:Col.swordman|Colonel Swordman]] 21:14, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
 
:::*'''Rebuttal''' - Ήταν εκείνο το σχόλιο απαραίτητο --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 15:12, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Tired joke gets new lease of life. '''For''' -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 21:42, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*I voted "'''for'''" '''for''' this be'''for'''e--[[User:Thekillerfroggy|TKF]] 21:55, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''for, but only if [[talk:euroipods]] is featured. otherwise, it would confuse any young nooblets who haven't lurked here as long as i have. --[[User:Testicles|Testicles]] 00:13, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For!''' Great parody. Weird, because I hated Euroipods.--[[User:Emmzee|Emmzee]] 01:17, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' evreything you could possibly want in an article: clever humor, intellectual references, and euroipods. The Talk page only adds to the glory that is.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 01:49, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''', amazing how the obvious injoke was made into a funny intelligent article --{{User:Rataube/sig}} 03:21, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' a) money b) referring your friends to read Homer --{{User:ENeGMA/sig}} 03:42, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''', same as last time. --{{User:OsirisX/sig}} 03:48, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*<s>'''Against''', not significantly improved since the last nom. It appears to have barely changed at all...needs both ''more'' & ''better'' Modusoperandi 05:05, 8 July 2006 (UTC) </s>
 
**'''For''' Hey, it's a parody of [[Euroipods]]! Having read both, I'm changing my vote. I may be slow, but my dead eyes more than make up for it. [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 21:40, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For.''' {{User:Hinoa4/sig6}} 06:27, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Most definite for ever.''' - {{User:Guest/sig}} 11:13, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''' - Too reliant on an injoke, and all of the actual Greek references suffer from it. --[[User:Jamtrousers|Jamtrousers]] 17:43, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''FOR'''. EURIPIDES!!! --{{User:anidnmeno/sig}} 23:47, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
 
* <s><i>Malista ge</i>!! <b>Phor</b>. -unsigned vote</s> Unsigned vote and unsigned crossing out. --{{User:MoneySign/sig}} 13:50, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against'''. In-jokes sucks! --{{User:MoneySign/sig}} 13:50, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. The perfect combination of high culture, low culture and injoke - [[User:David Gerard|David Gerard]] 16:22, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''' anything related to Euroipods except [[Talk:Euroipods]] and [[Euroipods Crusade]]. [[User:Crazyswordsman|Crazyswordsman]] 00:42, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'Wheel Of '''For'''tune! Alright, that was lame. But the article's not. Brilliant. --[[User:Joachim22|Joachim22]] 10:10, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 13:53, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' --{{User:Kaizer the Bjorn/sig}} 15:59, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
 
 
== [[Barns and Nobles]] ==
 
{{S|+18}}
 
*'''Self-nom and For'''. It's hard to go wrong when you start with a brilliant picture by RadX and go from there...--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 14:23, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. You had me at ''"sank my Serfdomship"''. -- [[User:Imrealized|Imrealized]] 19:54, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' - [[User:David Gerard|David Gerard]] 21:01, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' living in the past*. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 21:42, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
 
::<nowiki>*</nowiki><small>''Ian Anderson flute solo not available outside of UK.'' --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 18:01, 10 July 2006 (UTC)</small>
 
*'''For''' I like the subject matter. --{{User:ENeGMA/sig}} 03:37, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' The only thing I don't like is that it has nothing to do with Barnes & Nobles, except the play on the name - [[User:Arzikl|Arzikl]] 05:08, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 
**'''Comment'''. Except for the fact that both the main book and the names of the expansions are plays on the names of popular places to buy D&D books, you're right (Barnes & Noble, Waldenbooks, Books-a-Million, & Borders... that's all we've got around here, anyway...).--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 13:49, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For.''' -[[User:Zork Implementor L|L]] 12:21, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For.''' Clever.--[[User:Emmzee|Emmzee]] 20:43, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For.''' Brad writes good articles. {{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} --06:03, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''AF-FIR-MA-TIVE.''' Sure. --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 18:01, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''FORE!''' This had me laughing out loud. Great. {{User:Tested/sig}} 01:29, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. A great article. Puns ahoy! --[[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] <small>| [[Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise|PL]] | [[Order of Uncyclopedia|GUN]] | [[UN:WRITE|WOTM]] | [[User:Hindleyite/Image Review|Image Review]] - Use it | [[User talk:Hindleyite|Converse]]</small> 20:01, 15 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. Brilliant!--[[User:Rabidwombat27|Rabidwombat27]] 04:03, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' the image. --{{User:anidnmeno/sig}} 01:28, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 13:53, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. Another article I cracked up at while not working. [[User:Crazyswordsman|Crazyswordsman]] 03:30, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''...funny --[[Image:HPSig.PNG]][[User:Hawthorn Peebles|HP]] <small>[[User_talk:Hawthorn Peebles|talk]]</small> 19:07, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''.
 
 
==[[Fisher Price: A Retrospective]]==
 
{{S|+16.5}}
 
'''Nomination And For''' Shizzle. Yes, I already know this has been "Quasi-featured", but this just might make me laugh more than any other article in the damned universe. PURE BRILLIANCE. --[[User:Sir Cornbread|Sir Cornbread]] 04:37, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. --{{User:OsirisX/sig}} 05:41, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Nuh-uh.''' No second chance for this bad boy. --[[User:Zork Implementor L|L]] 07:45, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''No, no, no''' Some editor there even rejected my addition to it ( the only one with a connection to Fisher Price)--{{User:Suresh/sig}} 08:19, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. What are you, fucking '''nuts'''? [[User:24.145.222.85|24.145.222.85]] 14:48, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. So, so '''For''' it hurt my sides. [[User:TheMono|TheMono]] 06:56, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. It's front page stuff. --<small><strong>[[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] </strong>([[user talk:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Bleat]])</small> 07:04, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. Classic.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 14:35, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Aganist'''. Do you think people out there really care about what happened to a damned website like Uncyc? Gimme a break! -- [[User:Col.swordman|Colonel Swordman]] 15:13, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' It's impressive, that much written about [[Fisher Price]]. --[[User:ENeGMA|ENeGMA]] 19:06, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For.''' {{User:Tompkins/sig}} 06:44, 22 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against.''' {{User:Hinoa4/sig3}} 07:12, 22 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' To fellate a coprophiliac... Mental note: [[Do NOT click any links!]] --<choose>
 
<option>[[User:Kalir|Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness!]] <sub>[[User_talk:Kalir|(yell at me)]]</sub></option>
 
<option>[[User:Kalir|Kalir]], [[Golden Sun|Novice]] [[Game:Game Online|Burninator]] <sub>[[User_talk:Kalir|(offer instruction)]]</sub></option>
 
<option>[[User:Kalir|Kalir]], [[The Demented Cartoon Movie|Wandering]] [[User:Kalir/hippie|Hippie]] [[User talk:Kalir|Salesman]]</option>
 
</choose> 23:18, 22 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. Excellent tone, superb funny... deserves to have the ''quasi'' dropped.-- [[User:Imrealized|Imrealized]] 01:24, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''AF-FIR-MA-TIVE.''' I had to think about this one, as I was part of the VFD discussion on the actual [[Fisher Price]] "article," but I think [[User:Volte|Volte]]'s superb literary babble deserves highlighting. If nothing else, let this be featured to show fuckwits what will happen to their crass one-liners. --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 16:50, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against.''' ~ '''[[User:Todd Lyons|T]].''' <small>([[User talk:Todd Lyons|talk]])</small> 06:49, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. Although it would be funnier if [[Fisher Price]] itself was featured. - {{User:Guest/sig}} 13:24, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''' Dirty words and sexual phrases do not equal great content. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 20:56, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''' - Didn't like it then, don't like it now. --[[User:Ninebucks|ninebucks]] 21:12, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''' I found it dreadfully confusing. [[User:Faster Pussycat Kill Kill|Faster Pussycat Kill Kill]] 23:34, 26 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. Brilliant.--{{User:Rataube/sig}} 23:24, 27 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Brilliant'''. For. {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 16:37, 28 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. gets my vote, sure it's offensive, but the analysis ''makes'' this article --[[User:Olipro|Olipro]] <font size="-2">[[Image:Icons-flag-gb.png]] [[UnNews:UnNewsAudio|Anchor]] [[Uncyclopedia:Admin_Rank|CUN]] ([[User_talk:Olipro|Harass]])</font> 23:45, 29 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. I love fisher-price.--[[User:Witt E,|Wit]] ([[User talk:Witt E,|tawk]]) 03:09, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. This is brilliant.{{User:Surreal Hamster/sig}} 22:09, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Against. Copyright issues. I don't think it's legal to post an entire book. But what the '''f'''uck d'''o''' I know? --[[User:172.166.125.108|172.166.125.108]] 06:00, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
 
:*'''Comment'''...Anyone have any idea what in the hell the guy above me is talking about?? He cant possibly think that this is a REAL BOOK, unless hes completely retarded. Also, his only contribution to the site was that vote...A little suspicious... {{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}}--06:43, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
 
::*He bolded the F and O, so I guess he's voting for and is kidding. --{{User:Nintendorulez/sig2}} 18:34, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' --{{User:Nintendorulez/sig2}} 18:34, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
 
:::*'''Comment''' Well I guess that makes sense, I'll add it as a for until he says otherwise... {{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} --20:54, 3 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' - Apparently I copy-edited this recently, so I have to vote for it. {{user:some user/sig}} <small>22:46, 6 July 2006 (UTC)</small>
 
*'''Oh hell''' '''''yes'''''! Brilliance at its core!--[[User:Emmzee|Emmzee]] 23:15, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''against''' Meh... it didn't tickle me at all. Maybe I should change my medications again. {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 13:48, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. The only problem I have is the name, which seems so unrelated. [[User:Arzikl|Arzikl]] 07:21, 8 July 2006 (UTC)
 
:*'''Note''':It makes more sense if you go see [[Fisher Price]] and its history -- [[User:Donut|Donut]]
 
*'''For''' It's the analysis. 'Nuff said. -- [[User:Donut|Donut]]
 
*'''Against''' Hilarious, but too much of an in-joke for the front page. --{{User:Savethemooses/sig}} 18:24, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''''For'''''. Plus, [[Euroipods|It's]] [[Euroipods|not]] [[Euroipods|the]] [[Euroipods|first]] [[Euroipods|time]] [[Euroipods|an]] [[Euroipods|inside]] [[Euroipods|joke]] [[Euroipods|has]] [[Euroipods|been]] [[Euroipods|feat]][[Euroipods|ured]][[Euroipods|.]]--{{User:Czar Yah/sig}} 01:47, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. What makes it great is that the author seems completely serious about the most ridiculous subject matter. [[User:Wehpudicabok|Wehpudicabok]] 04:52, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Comment''' I don't think this should really be considered an in-joke. I mean, you can just look up [[Fisher Price]], can't you? That's what I did. [[User:Wehpudicabok|Wehpudicabok]] 04:52, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
 
<s>*'''For'''. Definitely: it's the analysis that sells it.</s>
 
:Oops, already voted ... --[[User:Donut|Donut]] <small>[[User_talk:Donut|Buy one!]]|[[Special:Contributions/Donut|Get one Free!]]|[[F@H]]|[[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Member_.28MUN.29|MUN]]</small> 04:54, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 13:57, 19 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' I have to agree with Wehpudicabok. --[[User:Teh fish|Teh fish]] 10:08, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against'''. Meh, wasn't really all that funny. --[[User:Rabid Jaguar|Rabid Jaguar]] 04:39, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''gainst. Lovely. --{{User:Splaka/sig}} 07:57, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. It may be about an injoke, but it explains it as well. [[User:Crazyswordsman|Crazyswordsman]] 03:30, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against'''--[[User:Nytrospawn|Nytrospawn]] 21:25, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
 
   
 
=<div style="text-align: center">Previously Featured</div>=
 
=<div style="text-align: center">Previously Featured</div>=
   
==[[The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships]]==
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==[[HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer]]==
'''Featured''' --{{User:MoneySign/sig}} 06:31, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Nom''' and '''For'''. I laughed like a drain. A freshly Drano'd one - [[User:David Gerard|David Gerard]] 18:47, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
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|nom={{User:Alksub/sig}} 22:26, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''AF-FIR-MA-TIVE.''' Up next, Vole vaulting. --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 18:51, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
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|scoretext=known harmonious device configurations
*'''For.''' Just because someone actually made this article is enough. {{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} --20:48, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Jesus, this guy is good''' (That is a very strong for). -- [[User:Imrealized|Imrealized]] 21:46, 11 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''För''' I thought it was going to turn out to be one of those articles only people from the designated country would understand, but I found it funny. Personally, though, I prefer gerbil-tossing, but is gööd, yah?!? --{{User:DiZ/sig}} 00:33, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
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'''Featured''' {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 06:59, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' Fucking amazing. --{{User:ENeGMA/sig}} 02:46, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''N+F''' --{{User:Alksub/sig}} 22:26, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' --<small><strong>[[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] </strong>([[user talk:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Bleat]])</small> 10:26, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Strong for.''' --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 23:05, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
* This is flipping crazy! I like it. '''For''' --[[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] <small>| [[Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise|PL]] | [[Order of Uncyclopedia|GUN]] | [[UN:WRITE|WOTM]] | [[User:Hindleyite/Image Review|Image Review]] - Use it | [[User talk:Hindleyite|Converse]]</small> 11:53, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Dig''' very good --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 23:06, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 13:35, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Ja''' --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 23:12, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' - Awesome! --[[User:DeathByPie|DeathByPie]] 13:31, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
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#When I read this a couple months ago, I automatically assumed it had already been featured because it was so good. --{{User:VyvyanWilde/xox}} 23:43, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' - Funny & original. Almost good enough to abstain on --[[User:142.68.236.133|142.68.236.133]] 22:48, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''oI!''' Yes... That is it. -- {{User:Sonic80/sig}} 02:41, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' - The image itself was enough.--[[User:Shandon|Shandon]] 01:21, 15 July 2006 (UTC)
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#--L 04:24, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. The name alone wins this, but an entire article on this? Awesome. --{{User:Nintendorulez/sig2}} 12:13, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Even though I see this as an actually helpful article. I do a lot of this already. {{unsigned|RAHB}}
*'''For''' - I very idea that an article with this name was created made me laugh. Just weird enough, and brilliant. --[[User:Nuknuk|Nuknuk]] 13:35, 21 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Self-for''' Wow, I didn't even know this had been nommed. How could I not vote for? {{User:Ceridwyn/oldsig}} <span style="color:#FF3399"><small>05:42, 09 July 2007</small></span>
*'''Strong meatball'''. --[[User:So So|So So]] 05:28, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. --{{User:Mitch 1 2/sig}} 07:57, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. --[[User:Mushroom|Mushroom]] 06:29, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. --[[User:Winstanley1|Winstanley1]] 09:55, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Fore!''' Hilarious.--[[User:Emmzee|Emmzee]] 17:38, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. {{User:Don alun/sig}} 13:08, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''A 21 rat cannon salute in honour of this''' - One of my favourite articles on here, and that was before the drugs scandal got added. --[[User:Billsheppard|Billsheppard]] 11:46, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''like it''' --[[User:THE|THE]] 15:07, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For.''' Articles like this are what make Uncyclopedia great. [[User:Wehpudicabok|Wehpudicabok]] 18:45, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Fixed the vote-count, too. --[[User:Ekashp|Ekashp]] 15:19, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''<s>Fore Four</s> For''' {{User:the.original.joe.shmoe/sig}} 5:38, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' I remember this article from somewhere. Maybe it's the picture. I didn't know {{u|Ceridwyn}} could write either.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 21:28, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --{{User:THEDUDEMAN/sig}} 21:31, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 01:19, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Full of Nernies and Pie. --[[User:Xenophage|Xenophage]] 01:24, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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*Ljlego - Its that whole modesty thing again :P '''I''' think that my stuff is hilarious but I don't expect others to. {{User:Ceridwyn/oldsig}} <span style="color:#FF3399"><small>12:32, 10 July 2007</small></span>
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'''Featured''' --{{User:MoneySign/sig}} 07:02, 25 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Nom''' and '''for'''. It does exactly what it says on the tin. Well almost exactly. Sort of. Except it doesn't come in a tin. I actually have no idea why I even mentioned that. --<small><strong>[[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] </strong>([[user talk:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Bleat]])</small> 11:44, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For'''. The image also needs a VFP. Could do with the subarticles being merged, though I know the author disagrees - [[User:David Gerard|David Gerard]] 13:45, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''FOR'''. Says it all, really. {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 15:10, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''AF-FIR-MA-TIVE.''' I was afraid it would be like ''Click'', but I was pleasantly surprised. --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 15:15, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
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'''Featured''' {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 05:44, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''[[For|Wow]]'''. Just wow. -- [[User:Imrealized|Imrealized]] 17:36, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Nom''' and '''For''' Quite witty I do say -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 14:04, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For.''' I want one! {{User:Hinoa4/sig1}} 17:43, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' - I simply ''must'' for this article. To any other pages here I haven't, you just gotta know, it's not personal, it's just business... {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 18:05, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 17:44, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --[[User:Winstanley1|Winstanley1]] 20:06, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
*<s>'''Against''', I like the concept (and the fridge pic), but the remote isn't nearly complicated enough to make my life easier. It needs buttons for everything, cryptic symbols on those buttons, cryptic symbols where there aren't, and a power cord. [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 17:55, 13 July 2006 (UTC)</s>
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#'''For''' Such wonderful dark humour. -- {{User:The Number-One ALF Fan/Signature}} 21:47, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
**Nobody told you about the vibration feature? --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 18:06, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' At first I thought this was going to be so typical but it really got so good at the end.--[[User:Dr. Fenwick|Dr. Fenwick]] 21:57, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
***Having read and reread the page, my stance has softened somewhat. When the button-orific U.R.C.E. 4000 I'll vote for it. In the mean time, '''Abstain''' [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 01:02, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' hilarious --[[User:THE|THE]] 22:25, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''F-f-f-for.''' Great. {{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} --19:16, 13 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Dig''' Its cool by me; all my friends call me Trotsky with this stylish icepick in my skull! ;) --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 22:44, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''', the perfect gift. --{{User:OsirisX/sig}} 03:22, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Rogpyvbc/sig}} 18:02, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For!''' give me one! [[User:MwM|MwM]] 19:21, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. --{{User:Mitch 1 2/sig}} 09:52, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Very useful. I also like the pictures. They should be featured. --[[User:Sbluen|Sbluen]] 22:54, 14 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Yup.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 22:01, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' the fridge picture alone. The rest is just gravy. --{{User:ENeGMA/sig}} 02:09, 15 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Sure'''. Another great one from Winstanley --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 22:07, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''You gotta love the pictures.--{{User:Czar Yah/sig}} 02:17, 15 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 00:48, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against''' because the fridge picture is a freakin' ''megabyte'' and I'm on dial-up. Plus I don't really find the article to be funny.&mdash;{{User:Mandaliet/sig}} 09:44, 15 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''F☭R''', {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}}<span style="color:#DF0500"><small>05:49, 27 June 2007</small></span>
*'''For'''.--[[User:Procopius|Procopius]] 14:52, 15 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' - {{User:Ikabu/sig}} 10:10, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''Amazing.''' I want one.--[[User:Emmzee|Emmzee]] 14:40, 16 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Yes please'''. {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 16:13, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For!''' This one is really funny...--{{User:SonicChao/sig}} 21:04, 17 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --[[User:BurekSP|BurekSP]] 14:52, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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'''Featured''' - {{User:MoneySign/sig}} 06:16, 23 July 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For''' Hah. I have to admit that I'm guilty of a few of those things...--{{User:BirdEgal202/sig}} 17:41, 2 July 2006 (UTC)
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*<s>'''For:''' LOL. This is teh funnay.</s> - unsigned vote
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*'''For'''. Hasn't this been nominated recently? - {{User:Guest/sig}} 04:13, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Against''' [http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia:VFH&oldid=791052 Yes], as a matter of fact it was. [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 04:47, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
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'''Featured''' {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 06:02, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
* '''For''' ; I have my reasons, such as I am anti-Skub --[[User:Crowley098|ccdimeanc]] | [[special:contributions/Crowley098|cantabria]] 11:10, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'd'''. Ok, this was a very hilarious article in my opinion and definitely needs to be on the front page. Seriously. I will kill if it isn't. -- {{User:Sonic80/sig}} 18:19, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against.''' it's not really.... good. or an article {{user:jack_mort/sig}} - 14:44, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' In the name of science. Very funny article. {{User:Rogpyvbc/sig}} 21:34, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
*<s>'''For''' good idea, seriously</s> - unsigned vote
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#'''DIG''' I found this one so hilarious I had to check my user page to make sure I didn't write it. --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 00:21, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' <3 this article. --{{User:Nintendorulez/sig2}} 01:08, 29 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''--{{User:Manforman/sig}} 00:40, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. This article has been improved with pictures. --[[User:Sbluen|Sbluen]] 20:15, 29 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Sure'''--{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 00:45, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*Oh, '''fine'''. The pictures help a lot. --[[User:Hobelhouse|Hobelhouse]] 23:55, 29 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' [[User:Roman Dog Bird|Roman Dog Bird]] 01:09, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against'''. Just seems like a lot of bitching about annoying uncyclopedia users.--[[User:InfiniteMonkey|InfiniteMonkey]] 01:30, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''', as per the Thinker. ;) {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 01:53, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''<s>For''' LOL phrom ph00blet</s> - Unsigned
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#'''For'''. Evil, and therefore, worthy of highlighting. {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 02:14, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against''' {{user:some user/sig}} 04:48, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
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#I went through half of this article reading "insect" as "ince'''s'''t." This is funny too, though. --{{User:VyvyanWilde/xox}} 02:53, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against.''' Not funny. --[[User:Emmzee|Emmzee]] ([[User_talk:Emmzee|flame me here]])
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#'''For''' Charming and short. A good combo. {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 05:05, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. New and improved. --<small><strong>[[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] </strong>([[user talk:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Bleat]])</small> 11:32, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' as per RC -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 06:21, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*I have added "Not vote '''FOR''' this article on VFH" into the list. Those listed above may want to reconsider their vote..... -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 18:47, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. I knew that kid. He's in jail now. True story. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 09:02, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''', and I was not coerced into this vote. {{User:Hinoa4/sig}} 17:48, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
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#<s>'''BALLIN'!'''</s> --[[User:So Just Throw A Chair At Me|So Just Throw A Chair At Me]] 10:25, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Again'''st. --[[User:Rataube|Rataube]] 09:16, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
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#:Sockpuppet. --[[User:So So|So So]] 01:59, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
*Just say '''No''' to inside jokes. ~{{User:SimulacrumCaputosis/sig6}}15:09, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 17:07, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' haha, every website needs a how to get banned manual! --[[User:Snerlin|Snerlin]] 21:14, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' but I think that the GAO found that he was awarded $''200,000'' for his research. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 21:53, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' I must be a moron... I think it's funny. {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 19:38, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''', good non-topical humor. {{User:Wehpudicabok/sig2}} 22:26, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''', if only for the opening.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 21:31, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' -- {{User:GCD/sig}} 03:51, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For.''' Funny, and sadly true. It's much improved with the pictures. The extended introduction is quite good, though not markedly better than the short, snappy original one.--[[User:Winston|Winston]] 02:06, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --{{User:THEDUDEMAN/sig}}15:11, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''...but wasn't this taken directly from the '''howto'''--''be a good wikipedian??'' --[[Image:HPSig.PNG]][[User:Hawthorn Peebles|HP]] <small>[[User_talk:Hawthorn Peebles|talk]]</small> 03:20, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Aye!''', heck yes! -{{User:AhhDiddums/sig}} 18:32, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' I got banned for #15 in Expert Users....--{{User:Severian/sig}} 11:27, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' In the name of science. Very funny article. {{User:qsceszxdwa/sig}} 15:44, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' --[[User:Insineratehymn|Insineratehymn]] 15:14, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For''' I've only got to intermediate level. :( --{{User:02barryc/Signature}} 16:08, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For'''. meh...not every how:to needs to be nominated, but this is alright.--[[User:Witt E,|Witt E,]] 05:01, 5 June 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Against''' Hate to play Devil's Advocate here, but it just wasn't that great. Not terrible, but I've found Random Pages better. [[User:a-slice-of-cake|a-slice-of-cake]] 02:40, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For.''' {{User:Tompkins/sig}} 03:25, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
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*{{User:Xiao Li/4vote}} --{{User:Xiao Li/sig}} 05:05, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
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*This page is proof that the best UnNews pages don't have to come from current events. Just make up something that sounds funny, and you're golden! {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 03:26, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*Say '''For''' to funny pics. OMFG STFU N00b! [[User:Demonbob|Demonbob]] 22:08, 8 June 2006 (UTC)
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*:UnNews pages normally come from current events? {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 09:02, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Aganist''' - Unpocalypse is ''here''!! -- [[User:Col.swordman|Colonel Swordman]] 14:21, 9 June 2006 (UTC)
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*:Yeah, at the bottom under references (sources) there are usually actual news articles, that have been spoofed for the purpose of UnNews. -- {{User:Sonic80/sig}} 16:51, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Weak For'''. Needs "Add a [[B]] to [[AAAAAAAAA!]]" back in there. [[User:Crazyswordsman|Crazyswordsman]] 23:45, 9 June 2006 (UTC)
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*::Never take MO seriously. The guy is dripping with sarcasm. --{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 17:07, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
:*'''Comment:''' That cannot be followed because [[AAAAAAAAA!]] is protected. Instead, there is "Add a '''2''' to [[01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001]]." --[[User:Sbluen|Sbluen]] 11:14, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
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*:::Yes, especially when he talks to me..... {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 17:41, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against'''. Bleh--[[User:Thekillerfroggy|TKF]] 16:24, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
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*:::You're mistaking wide-eyed, innocent confusion for sarcasm. Also, I rarely drip. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 02:23, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against''' - How to get banned? Was somebody having trouble with that? Here? Now that's funny.--[[User:Imrealized|Immy]] 19:06, 11 June 2006 (UTC)
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*::::See, I thought it was put-on naïvete. Silly me.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 15:25, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Now the admins track the people who do what it says to make their job easier.--[[User:Some crazy guy|Cray Z.]] 07:22, 12 June 2006 (UTC)
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*About a year ago for some reason I thought it would be fun to have a seperate account for doing occasional Unnews articles. But it seems pointless now, so today we merge. --[[User:So So|So So]] 01:59, 8 July 2007 (UTC) a.k.a.--[[User:So Just Throw A Chair At Me|So Just Throw A Chair At Me]] 02:01, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against'''...Doesnt even really count as an article, just OK anyway...--[[User:Sir Cornbread|Sir Cornbread]] 22:30, 19 June 2006 (UTC)
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*:Damn, and here I thought we might actually have a new n00ber with writing skills. At least the sockmaester is someone I respect. :) --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 02:05, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' --[[User:Stig|The Stig]] | <small>[[The Stig|Abt me]] | [[User Talk:Stig|Rant]]</small> 06:24, 20 June 2006 (UTC)
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*<s>'''For'''. Half the stuff on there is a '''direct''' reference to something Flameviper has done. [[User:24.145.222.85|24.145.222.85]] 16:24, 26 June 2006 (UTC)</s> vote by sockpuppet/meatpuppet of Flameviper, both banned (ironic).
 
*'''For''' I wish I had had this when I first got here! --[[User:Chimzar|Chimzar]] 22:15, 26 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*<s>'''for''' this is funy</s> unsigned vote
 
*'''No''' because it's a list inside of a HowTo. --{{User:ENeGMA/sig}} 04:34, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''', but needs vote rigging. {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 15:32, 30 June 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' [[User:Donut|Donut]] 02:12, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 20:31, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. It gave me ideas. --[[User:Testicles|Testicles]] 02:53, 6 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''This is worse than an internet rant.''' Not front page material. --[[User:Rabid Jaguar|Rabid Jaguar]] 00:33, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' Spot on. (vo_o)b--[[User:Batmobile|Batmobile]] 22:31, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*<s>'''Against''' Too accurate. --{{User:Savethemooses/sig}} 18:22, 11 July 2006 (UTC)</s>
 
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edit U.S. Presidential Election, 1840

Vote: U.S. Presidential Election, 1840

Score: 2 drunk voters

Nomination: <<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:21, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. N&F. Another classic by the late Kwakerjack, back from the dead for your viewing pleasure. (This one is actually my favorite of the bunch, but I suspect that's because it's the first of his great series on the quirks of American politics).--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:21, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. For, but I resetn the acusatino that I am vtoing drunk! — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 05:12, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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edit Pae Do

Vote: Pae Do

Score: 2 Pae Do Masters

Nomination: SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
For Votes: 2
  1. F☭R, Hilarious SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle02:15, 11 July 2007
  2. Shameless self-for P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:25, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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edit But Seriously...

Vote: But Seriously...

Score: 7 moments of sanity on this wacky site

Nomination: <<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:41, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. N&F, from the annals of QFA comes a winner from the Fundlebuggy.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:41, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. For--Dr. Fenwick 15:12, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. Where did he go, anyway? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:21, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. Another well written oddity from HF. He's off becoming a famous author, I hear. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:07, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. For, because I wanted to vote for last time as well. --~ Tophatsig 17:42, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:39, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. Didn't get this last time, but I must have been in a bad mood or something. For. Only "The Hardwick" could have pulled it off, though. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 05:12, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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edit HowTo:Write a Stephen King Novel

Vote: HowTo:Write a Stephen King Novel

Score: 3 copyright infringements

Nomination: Vana 21:23, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Nom and For--Okay, kiddies, I figure its about time. Vana 21:23, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. Dig good job, fun article --THINKER 21:50, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Had to think about it for a while, but sure why not. -RAHB 00:42, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Comments

It's been peer reviewed and edited many many many times. In my (slightly rose-colored spectacle-covered) eyes, I've done pretty darn well.

edit HowTo:Beat the Odds

Vote: HowTo:Beat the Odds

Score: 13.5 Beaten odds

Nomination: Nom P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:52, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 16.5
  1. Nom + For Re-nomming an older piece of Ljlego's work I remember from "back in the day." P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:18, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. For Cajek 21:43, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. Dig I liked it enough to vote for it the first time, why not again? ;) --THINKER 21:52, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. For Because this is pretty much the last remaining article with a UQG quote. And its funny. That too.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:53, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. Yeah sure, why not Another testament of his deserving the WotM -RAHB 04:48, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. Beats an Odd in spite of the VOTE-WHORING. --Ekashp 15:07, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. For I reviewed this article about 90 times, and would love to see it featured. oh yeah and it's funny too. --THE 15:09, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Greatest article ever. Bretthead 15:09, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. Catchy soundtrack for evil I'm Lovin' it, padapapapa 195.241.149.38 20:42, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle09:08, 09 July 2007
  11. For. I thought it was funny, and we all know that's all that matters --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:21, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. Politics...or something. No, I legitimately enjoyed this article and wasn't bribed with Monopoly Money or chocolate bars. AT ALL! It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 21:39, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Hey that's funny, neither was I! ...hehe. >_> --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 23:43, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  14. Self-For -Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:26, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  15. For Finntastic 17:34, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  16. Frosted Wow. That's the good stuff. a-slice-of-cake 13:53, 10 July 2007 (EDT)
  17. For --Ekashp 21:05, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  18. For Not because of bribery, the concept is clever! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:29, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Weak Against - Sorry, just don't think that it is funny enough. {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 02:10, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against. Same as Ikabu. Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:16, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against. Some good lines but, overall, it's not a standout page. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:11, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
Comments
Oh dear. I believe I may have been zorked that night.<s> Terribly sorry. I'll try not to do it again. --Ekashp 02:22, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
Update: I looked at the timestamps. I'm sure I was pasted. Small wonder I forgot I'd voted. --Ekashp 02:33, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Afairyism

Vote: Afairyism

Score: 2 afairyisms

Nomination: Weri long wang
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom and for I don’t know what people think of this article, but I got a 41 in the pee review (after adding some pictures), so I might as well put it up. --Weri long wang 17:00, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. For Enough jokes to keep me reading it. -RAHB 04:25, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

edit Commercial

Vote: Commercial

Score: 16 commercials

Nomination: Ljlego
For Votes: 16
  1. N+F e|m|c keeps making humorous pages. Fucking e|m|c.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:31, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. For Sir Roger 02:29, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. For --THE 13:00, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --vyvyan 13:26, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --BurekSP 14:32, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. For --Wizardman 15:14, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 16:10, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  8. HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:07, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. HardOn! Apply directly to the forehead! Err...I mean. Crap. For. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:16, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! --General Insineratehymn 23:13, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  11. HeadOn, Apply directly to the... Penis??? ----Mgr. Sir Sonic80 02:58, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  12. Test-i-cleez mmmm -RAHB 04:20, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  13. HeadOn! Apply dir...HEADON! HEADON! HEADON! I HATE your commercials, but your article is amazing!--Mr.Vib 14:07, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  14. Commerical! Apply directly to Main Page! I HATE your commercials, but your article is amazing! --Ekashp 16:02, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  15. For--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN30px-Sucrose_b.gif 21:09, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  16. For Well written. Also, apply directly to forehead. Or else! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:42, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

edit UnNews:Uncyclopedia is better than Wikipedia

Vote: UnNews:Uncyclopedia is better than Wikipedia

Score: 7 rivals beaten down

Nomination: Andorin Kato 00:50, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 11
  1. Self-Nom & For. Nobody can argue the title. Built like an actual journalism article, and it did well in Pee Review. --Andorin Kato 00:50, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. For Whee pah! THE TRUTH MUST BE REVEALED --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:31, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. Yes!--Dr. Fenwick 03:21, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. For - Because it is better than Wikipedia, duh! A while ago, I wrote a sequel to this UnNews:Wikipedia will merge with Uncyclopedia which failed on VFH.--Sir Manforman CUN 12:18, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. For--Lt.Wyoming 17:39, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. For P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:54, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. For-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:57, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  8. For!--K-Gamer_B29 | Discussion | Station Square 20:22, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. I'm a fan of smoking and collecting asses. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:41, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. For, but I may need to change my vote. After all, its true. -- --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 02:35, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  11. F0R! Yes. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 11:33, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. --L 05:19, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. There's no need to suck up to the hometown crowd, even if it is nice to have smoke blown up our collective asses. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:16, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against Never really laughed. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:54, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against A nice thing to have on the site, but not funny enough for main page glory. -RAHB 04:18, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

edit HowTo:Deceive people on eBay

Vote: HowTo:Deceive people on eBay

Score: 9 smart eBay sellers

Nomination: Sir Manforman CUN
For Votes: 10
  1. Self Nom/For--Sir Manforman CUN 14:12, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. sDig I did a lot of work on this one, and I must say, it came out pretty damn good. :) --THINKER 16:44, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Who cares if it's listy? -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 18:26, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. Lists work sometimes. Also: two self noms? What is dis shiznit? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:45, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Sir Roger 19:38, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. For This shows the exact reason why my parents are broke. -RAHB 01:12, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. For Yah, yah.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 12:58, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Yes, you gotta love it really. Cause it's good. I like the lists. The lists make me want to dance. I'll dance because of those lists. The Oblong Lobster 14:25, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. Definite For'd - Wow, I may actually make some money off eBay. -- --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 21:22, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. ForIt's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 22:17, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against, a bit too listy in the middle IMO, and it didn't really make me laugh all that much. –—Hv (talk) 6/07 17:44
Comments
  • One self-nom, two self-fors. :) And for the record, there is a difference between an article containing lists and an article being listy: in the first, an article has detailed lists which are jokes themselves, and help facilitate the humor of the piece. A listy piece has lists with little to no detail that just take up space and generally do not serve the humor of the work. Of course, this is perceived differently by different people, so I have no qualms about Againsts for such a reason. --THINKER 18:53, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  • I'll be gone tommorow so there will be a delay in returning favors for votes--Sir Manforman CUN 23:28, 6 July 2007 (UTC)


edit 667:Neighbor of The Beast

Vote: 667:Neighbor of The Beast

Score: 12 wacky neighbors

Nomination: nom P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:10, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 14
  1. SN+F -- I have no idea as to how this will fare, but it's worth a shot P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:10, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. --Andorin Kato 18:45, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. Most Definitely For. // Sgt.Montez Icons-flag-scotland 19:41, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle02:11, 06 July 2007
  5. For --~ Tophatsig 02:12, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. For--Dr. Fenwick 14:24, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. For 1) The title 2) The TV Land line 3) The article -RAHB 01:23, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Needs a theme song by Iron Maiden, called "Neighbor of the Beast" (A rip off of "Number of the Beast", of course! --FumbDucker 02:03, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 04:04, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. Strong Fo very funny --THE 12:59, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  11. For-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:14, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. Sure, why not. Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:07, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Marmalade, indeed. Truly a classic. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:25, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  14. For --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:19, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against, didn't really make me laugh. –—Hv (talk) 5/07 19:32
  2. Against Cajek 06:20, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

edit UnBooks: The Diary of Sir Humphrey Watermelon

Vote: UnBooks: The Diary of Sir Humphrey Watermelon

Score: 7 Arabs, Zulus and all other manner of uncultured barbarians

Nomination: The Hunt Rook A dash of Dickensian Knight 06:45, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. For Enjoyed it more than I'd like to admit. -RAHB 08:00, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. Dig rather funny. --THINKER 00:27, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:44, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. For the Queen of England--Nytrospawn 19:57, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. For--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman throw a snowball Snowman 08:01, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. For --Winstanley1 11:23, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. And now I don't feel so bad about not being British. Ж Kalir, Crazy Indie Gamer (missile ponies for everyone!) 17:35, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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edit UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture

Vote: UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture

Score: 12 pious appendages

Nomination: Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.07.04.02:40
For Votes: 12
  1. N+F This one actually made me laugh. Amazing. Good work here. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.07.04.02:40
  2. For -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:11, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Sir Roger 05:07, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. My left ear got Raptured. Now my glasses are crooked. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:46, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. For unfoturnately the ratpier left jme with no eys -!!RAHB 07:05, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. --L 09:54, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:22, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  8. For --Pie-tony 19:57, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. For Hilarious! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:26, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. For P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:19, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. –—Hv (talk) 6/07 18:02
  12. For -- Msnbat.gif ~  GCD 03:51, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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edit UnBooks:Tuesdays with Maury

Vote: UnBooks:Tuesdays with Maury

Score: 10 bold, brazen journalists

Nomination: THINKER 01:03, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 10
  1. Nom+sDig Prettiestpretty hit the nail on the head as to why this one probably wont make it to feature, but I'm going to nom it anyway; its a 100% satire, and I love it. :) --THINKER 01:03, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. For Satire at its best. -RAHB 05:37, 3 July 2007 (UTC)#
  3. For --Sir Manforman CUN 12:07, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --vyvyan 01:40, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. I've never voted on an Unbook before, but this one is damn funny. --So So 07:28, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. Strong For I believe I pee reviewed it. Very good.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:11, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. I'm not very happy that I'm not the father of this one :( --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:29, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  8. For (I pee reviewed it...) Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:59, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. What's great is that it touches on something that a lot of us have wondered for a long time: WTF happened to Maury Povich?--Mr.Vib 14:13, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. For --THE 15:11, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

RE Prettiestpretty:

Whoops. What did I do then? /me thinks long and hard (and checks his contribs) Don't worry, guvn'a, I'll figure out this mystery.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:45, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

I REMEMBER NOW! I read the whole thing, wrote out a super kind Pee Review page, then my computer crashed. Stupid iTunes, F@H, and Facebook wall post all happening at the same time!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:53, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
This is further proof that F@H is inherently evil (besides the fact that no one really knows what it is or how it works) --THINKER 17:44, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

edit The Muffin Man

Vote: The Muffin Man

Score: 10 Psychopathic Muffin Men

Nomination: Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:57, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 11
  1. I like. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:57, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. For, because I wrote it. --~ Tophatsig 16:58, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. For, because Jocke Pirat wrote it. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:28, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. I knew him, Horatio, he used to live in Drury Lane. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:02, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. Dig because the Zappa bullet in the trivia is there, and made me lolz. :) --THINKER 02:40, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. for Several years later he would die of prostate cancer. And even that didn't stop him from releasing five albums a year. -RAHB 07:27, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle01:15, 06 July 2007
  8. For, probably the funniest thing (in my opinion) on this here Uncyclopedia. // Sgt.Montez Icons-flag-scotland 19:02, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:26, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. For--K-Gamer_B29 | Discussion | Station Square 20:26, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  11. For P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:20, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against Muffins were not known in merry old England and the grammar is in short supply. --Andreasegde 20:34, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
Comments

<s>*Abs until some Zappa-related humor is injected. Not a single reference to the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen? This is a problem. RAHB knows what I'm talkin' about. ;) --THINKER 01:09, 2 July 2007 (UTC)</s>

I don't listen to Frank Zappa, so I wan't able to put any allusions to those things. If RAHB can add them, he'd be my guest. --~ Tophatsig 01:22, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • No worries, I'll switch 'er over to a Diggins once some references are infused. :) --THINKER 01:27, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • <s>ABS I have large ABS. But also, no UTILITY MUFFIN RESEARCH KITCHEN?! IT'S BLASPHEMY! I'd add something, but I really have no idea how to make it funny. -RAHB 01:31, 2 July 2007 (UTC)</s>
UPDATE: I lamely added one mention. Also I fixed one typo.....-RAHB 01:34, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
I'll look into this issue a little later tonight. --THINKER 01:37, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Canadians

Vote: Canadians

Score: 9 people who are watching Strange Brew right now, eh. Beauty.

Nomination: Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:47, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 10
  1. SN+F. I'm a little scared that this page may be too Canadian, but it's Canada Day long weekend, and this is about as nationalistic as I get. Enjoy! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:47, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. For I truly enjoyed this. Happy 140th. Sir Roger 06:22, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. Because your kind in Germany really annoys me. Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut
  4. Your kind everywhere annoys me. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:03, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. For eh because I have nothing funnier to say -RAHB 20:29, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. For If only for the fact that it is funny. --Andreasegde 20:37, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. Dig It makes being a Canadian sound SO awesome! ;) --THINKER 01:13, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  8. Weak For, even though we've already got a featured article on Canada, it's funny, I don't want Modus to think I don't like him (we've been butting heads of late), and it's infinitely better than anything on Canada by Michael Moore.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:31, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. I swear, there was not a single error in the article that I could find. Also, Rachel McAdams is indeed dreamy. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 04:12, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. Beauty. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:26, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. No, Eh Tim Horton would be very disappointed by the amount of misspellings, poor grammar, and other un-Canadian things in this article. Sorry, but it doesn't pass QA. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.07.01.06:30
Comments
  • Poor grammar? In a Modus article? I refuse to believe it. Especially since I scanned it just now, lightly but all the way through, and didn't find a single one (that you couldn't call "stylistic," such as speaking in a sentence fragment, a common intentional error). Perhaps you could point some out? — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 08:12, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Say, Modus, could it be that this is your first SNF? ~Jewriken.GIF 20:03, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
No. The first since the last one, maybe, as I am quite mad. Mad! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:07, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
Once upon a time, there was a user named Modus, who SNF'd everything he ever wrote. Then, one day, he grew up. That was a long time ago, and those of us that remember that day remember it fondly. It was, of course, just before he went mad.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:12, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Update. Aw, jeez...now with audio, eh. Sorry for the surprisingly crappy hoser accent... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:52, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
  • The audio reminds me of one of those old wise Native Americans who made occasional appearances on Walker Texas Ranger -RAHB 08:35, 3 July 2007 (UTC)


edit Geocaching

Vote: Geocaching

Score: 11 sporting imperialists

Nomination: Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:08, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 11
  1. Nom + For. Found this one way back in the archives. Brilliantly overlooked stuff. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:08, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. A pun this bad cannot go unreleased. --L 03:29, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Any article containing a novelty Scrimshaw engraving of a man's penis gets my vote! A work of genius. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 11:00, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. I can give you a deal on the Oregon territories, once I'm done with them. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:43, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. FOR An awesome article. Anyone who votes against is simply a humo(u)r terrorist! --Kingkitty 16:10, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle12:19, 04 July 2007
  7. I still love the wonderful additions. Good stuff here. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.07.04.02:42
  8. For P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:05, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:32, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. Yeah -RAHB 05:21, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  11. Sure, why not? -- --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 02:27, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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edit UnBooks:The World According to Garm

Vote: UnBooks:The World According to Garm

Score: 10 <s>pets</s> escaped souls

Nomination: Ljlego
For Votes: 10
  1. Nom + For I remember when this was on last time. I liked it. The end.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:05, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Strong for as per Ljlego. And promise no drama this time, Shandon! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:06, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Fore!!! Darn it, a dog ate my ball! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  4. For this being the last time I have to vote for this damn page. /me crosses fingers. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:56, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. SUPER FOR! this is the greatest article I have ever read. --Kingkitty 16:08, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 16:11, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle12:19, 04 July 2007
  8. For P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:18, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. For Sheer beauty. Lovely stuff right here. a-slice-of-cake 13:19, 07 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. For Finally got around to reading this, and I wish I had earlier -RAHB 05:12, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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edit Bathroom humor

Vote: Bathroom humor

Score: 15 corny excrement jokes

Nomination: Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:39, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 16
  1. Nom + For. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:39, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Dig this article's mouth needs a soap-rinsing. --THINKER 23:24, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For'D! -RAHB 00:59, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. For - Nice images. Social Studiously 11:50, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. For...not bad, not bad.--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 15:15, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle05:37, 27 June 2007
  7. For - At least this is better than I maed a yuky doody. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:45, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Very clever. I don't understand how it can be considered nasty. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:02, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. Quite good, but does need cleaning up a bit. Some bits aren't funny (like about the elements), but generally I like. --Gazco --- hurray for me!!! 18:45, 29 June 2007 (UTC) 19:45 29 June 2007 (GMT)
  10. For Good images--Sir Manforman CUN 13:14, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  11. For --Pie-tony 20:01, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  12. FOAR Gooooood. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 01:16, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  13. For, among other things, original and funny usage of Template:Wikipedia. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 07:00, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  14. For, even though it's not as good as I maed a yuky doody. --General Insineratehymn 23:19, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  15. Hee Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:03, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  16. For Just came across this in thee pee, and was gutted to find someone had already nominated it. Don alun 14:40, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. No. It's nasty and not funny. Do you all honestly think it should be on the front page? --vyvyan 02:13, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Vulva

Vote: Vulva

Score: 15 Gear Sticks Shoved into Overdrive

Nomination: El Zoof
For Votes: 23
  1. For I still think I'm funny. Your mileage may vary, depending on the number of passengers in your Vulva. --El Zoof 07:11, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Dig I say: Funny! --THINKER 07:15, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Too funny. Sir Roger 07:40, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 13:16, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 16:13, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. For Sadly enough, I've never driven a Vulva, but I've heard that it's a great ride. The Humbled Master 16:42, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. For I've always liked this article. --THE 17:33, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. Strong For Because I'd love one of these...Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:03, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. For I'd like to take one for a spin myself. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 19:49, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. For If only for the picture of a Vulva in the swimming pool. --Andreasegde 20:18, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. For --Gaberou 20:34, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. ForI've never even heard of a Vulva until now lol.--Dr. Fenwick 00:47, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. I've driven one for years, steering can be a bit sticky, but they have a nice little engine under the bonnet. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 11:42, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  14. For My husband works on my Vulva frequently Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:00, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
  15. ForLOL nice Inuendo Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 17:40, 23 June 2007 (UTC
  16. For Don alun 20:44, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
  17. For I'm always up for good Vulvaaaaa Lasss Vegas! Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut
  18. lol --Pcgamermofo 19:18, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
  19. Drive stick with the kung fu grip, let the banana split and let it go right to your thighs. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:00, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  20. For' LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 17:51, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  21. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle05:50, 27 June 2007
  22. For - I laughed. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:55, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
  23. FOr--Sir Manforman CUN 23:16, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8
  1. Against -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 17:12, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. That sounds like a delightful car, I don't see why everyone's laughing.--vyvyan 03:54, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. --L 05:01, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against. There's not a lot there, and what's there isn't making me want to get one. Wink wink, nudge nudge. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:06, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. Weak Against -Whats here is good stuff, but thers not enough of it. --WesternLotus 13:38, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. Weak Against: A tad short. Needs some more UMPF! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 07:00, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. Against - Just not enough clever parts. Sounds like something from a seventh grade hallway. Slash-dev-slash-random 01:52, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. Against - {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 10:10, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Abstain Could be great, and has good stuff already, but simply can't for it. -RAHB 05:35, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Old hippie chick who's always collecting money

Vote: Old hippie chick who's always collecting money

Score: 15 feral kittens

Nomination: Leoispotter
For Votes: 19
  1. Nom and for Prettiestpretty's best article.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:30, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. For...this is, indeed, funny--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 04:09, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Sir Roger 06:41, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. Peace, dude This article is far out. -- Big_Brother_Sig_Part_1.pngCUN PLS VFH (MiniluvMinitrueUnsoc) 13:27, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. Dig Because I see her at every show I go to. This state is full of em. --THINKER 21:06, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. Of course I am compelled to vote For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:01, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:25, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. like it --THE 11:58, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. For--Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 13:20, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 16:15, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. For--Gaberou 20:37, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. <s>Weak For. Text is great, but could use another picture or two. See comment that I'm about to leave on the talk page. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 22:39, 21 June 2007 (UTC)</s> Full For with new pic. Thanks, PP!  :) — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 04:00, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. For--Dr. Fenwick 00:53, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  14. I actually know plenty of people like this, if only they knew...For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 11:47, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  15. For Don alun 21:04, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
  16. Definitely For'd -- --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 14:37, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
  17. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle05:57, 27 June 2007
  18. Fore!  c • > • cunwapquc? 00:49, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  19. For Article featured must! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 19:21, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  20. For --Winstanley1 09:57, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 05:33, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against Thought the lead was funny and the ending but there was a desert of not laughing in the middle. --Andreasegde 14:09, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Weak Against -RAHB 01:09, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against --AAA! (AAAA) 23:57, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

edit
Previously Featured

edit HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer

Vote: HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer

Score: 19 known harmonious device configurations

Nomination: Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:26, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 19

Featuredrc (t) 06:59, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

  1. N+F --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:26, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. Strong for. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:05, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. Dig very good --THINKER 23:06, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. Ja --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:12, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. When I read this a couple months ago, I automatically assumed it had already been featured because it was so good. --vyvyan 23:43, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. oI! Yes... That is it. -- --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 02:41, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. --L 04:24, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Even though I see this as an actually helpful article. I do a lot of this already. The preceding unsigned comment was added by RAHB (talk • contribs)
  9. Self-for Wow, I didn't even know this had been nommed. How could I not vote for? ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:42, 09 July 2007
  10. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 07:57, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. --Winstanley1 09:55, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. Don alun 13:08, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  13. like it --THE 15:07, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  14. For Fixed the vote-count, too. --Ekashp 15:19, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  15. <s>Fore Four</s> For The.original.joe.shmoe blahSelfportraitMUN hairball!! 5:38, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  16. For I remember this article from somewhere. Maybe it's the picture. I didn't know Ceridwyn could write either.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:28, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  17. For --General And Min. THEDUDEMAN30px-Sucrose_b.gif 21:31, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  18. For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:19, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  19. For Full of Nernies and Pie. --Xenophage 01:24, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Ljlego - Its that whole modesty thing again :P I think that my stuff is hilarious but I don't expect others to. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 12:32, 10 July 2007

edit UnBooks:Only Business

Vote: UnBooks:Only Business

Score: 16 axes apologetically put through your head

Nomination: RAHB
For Votes: 16

Featuredrc (t) 05:44, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

  1. Nom and For Quite witty I do say -RAHB 14:04, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. For - I simply must for this article. To any other pages here I haven't, you just gotta know, it's not personal, it's just business... P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:05, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For --Winstanley1 20:06, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. For Such wonderful dark humour. -- Big_Brother_Sig_Part_1.pngCUN PLS VFH (MiniluvMinitrueUnsoc) 21:47, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. For At first I thought this was going to be so typical but it really got so good at the end.--Dr. Fenwick 21:57, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. For hilarious --THE 22:25, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. Dig Its cool by me; all my friends call me Trotsky with this stylish icepick in my skull! ;) --THINKER 22:44, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Sir Roger 18:02, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 09:52, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. For Yup.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:01, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. Sure. Another great one from Winstanley --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:07, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. For -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 00:48, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle05:49, 27 June 2007
  14. For - {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 10:10, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  15. Yes please. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:13, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
  16. For --BurekSP 14:52, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

edit UnNews:6-year-old boy receives $20,000 in government subsidies for insect torture research

Vote: UnNews:6-year-old boy receives $20,000 in government subsidies for insect torture research

Score: 19 Insects Tortured since you clicked to this page

Nomination:
For Votes: 20

Featuredrc (t) 06:02, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

  1. For'd. Ok, this was a very hilarious article in my opinion and definitely needs to be on the front page. Seriously. I will kill if it isn't. -- --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 18:19, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. For In the name of science. Very funny article. Sir Roger 21:34, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. DIG I found this one so hilarious I had to check my user page to make sure I didn't write it. --THINKER 00:21, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. For--Sir Manforman CUN 00:40, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. Sure--Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:45, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. For Roman Dog Bird 01:09, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. For, as per the Thinker. ;) P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:53, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Evil, and therefore, worthy of highlighting. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 02:14, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. I went through half of this article reading "insect" as "incest." This is funny too, though. --vyvyan 02:53, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. For Charming and short. A good combo. —rc (t) 05:05, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  11. For as per RC -RAHB 06:21, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. I knew that kid. He's in jail now. True story. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:02, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  13. <s>BALLIN'!</s> --So Just Throw A Chair At Me 10:25, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
    Sockpuppet. --So So 01:59, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  14. For -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 17:07, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  15. For but I think that the GAO found that he was awarded $200,000 for his research. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:53, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  16. For, good non-topical humor. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 22:26, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  17. For -- Msnbat.gif ~  GCD 03:51, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  18. For --General And Min. THEDUDEMAN30px-Sucrose_b.gif15:11, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  19. Aye!, heck yes! -tinyubuntu.jpg Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 18:32, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  20. For In the name of science. Very funny article. User:Qsceszxdwa/sig 15:44, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against Hate to play Devil's Advocate here, but it just wasn't that great. Not terrible, but I've found Random Pages better. a-slice-of-cake 02:40, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • This page is proof that the best UnNews pages don't have to come from current events. Just make up something that sounds funny, and you're golden! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:26, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
    UnNews pages normally come from current events? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:02, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
    Yeah, at the bottom under references (sources) there are usually actual news articles, that have been spoofed for the purpose of UnNews. -- --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 16:51, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
    Never take MO seriously. The guy is dripping with sarcasm. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 17:07, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
    Yes, especially when he talks to me..... P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:41, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
    You're mistaking wide-eyed, innocent confusion for sarcasm. Also, I rarely drip. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:23, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
    See, I thought it was put-on naïvete. Silly me.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:25, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  • About a year ago for some reason I thought it would be fun to have a seperate account for doing occasional Unnews articles. But it seems pointless now, so today we merge. --So So 01:59, 8 July 2007 (UTC) a.k.a.--So Just Throw A Chair At Me 02:01, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
    Damn, and here I thought we might actually have a new n00ber with writing skills. At least the sockmaester is someone I respect. :) --THINKER 02:05, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

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