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<div style="margin: 0.8em 0; padding: 0.5em 12px; border: 2px solid deepskyblue; background-color: whitesmoke; color: black">'''VFH changed'''. This page is kept for historical purposes. See the new VFH at [[Uncyclopedia:VFH]].</div>
*'''Sign below an article you find excellent.''' Please add new nominations on the top.
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**Initial nominations do not count as a vote For. Please use "Nomination and For" or some iteration thereof if you wish to vote for your nomination.
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**IP votes carry half the weight of registered votes.
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**Unsigned votes and votes without timestamps will be ignored, so make sure you sign your votes with <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> or the "your signature with timestamp" button on the edit screen.
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{{VFHRules}}
**You may nominate and vote for your own articles if you so choose - please note it on your nomination.
 
**When nominating an article, the template [[Template:VFH]] should be added to the end of the entry using <nowiki>{{VFH}}</nowiki>. Anything you add <nowiki>{{VFH}}</nowiki> to also shows up in [[:Category:Feature nomination]].
 
*Failed VFH nominations should only be archived/removed by the sysops who pay attention to this sort of thing.
 
*Previous featured articles can be found on the '''[[#Archives|archive pages.]]'''
 
   
<div style="padding-top: 20px; padding-bottom: 15px; text-align: center; font-size: 20px"><span style="color:#FF0000;">THIS IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE.</span>
 
If you feel the need to whine or start flamewars please do it [[Uncyclopedia:VFH/Discussion|HERE]].
 
Violators of this policy will be SHOT.
 
Survivors will be given a DIGESTIVE BISCUIT.</div>
 
<div align=center><small>Then we shoot them again.</small></div>
 
   
 
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=Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * ) =
 
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<big><span style="color:red">SELF-NOMINATION REGULATION:</span> self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) must receive at least one critique via Pee Review before nomination (or at spend a week on [[Pee Review]] if you can't get anyone to look at it). Articles nominated by people other than the author can still be nominated at any time and require no review (though it is still recommended).
   
<big><span style="color:red">SELF-NOMINATION REGULATION:</span> self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) must be at least a week old before nomination. Articles nominated by people other than the author can still be nominated at any time.
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<span style="color:red">VFH IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE.</span> If you'd like constructive criticism for your article, please submit it to [[Uncyclopedia:Pee Review]].</big>
   
<span style="color:red">VANITY REGULATION:</span> Articles that meet the [[Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies|criteria for vanity]] may not be nominated.</big>
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==[[U.S. Presidential Election, 1840]]==
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|nom={{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 02:21, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''N&F'''. Another classic by the late Kwakerjack, back from [[Hall of Quasi-Fame|the dead]] for your viewing pleasure. (This one is actually my favorite of the bunch, but I suspect that's because it's the first of his great series on the quirks of American politics).--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 02:21, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''', but I resetn the acusatino that I am vtoing drunk! {{User:Wehpudicabok/sig2}} 05:12, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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==[[Allah: The Annotated Version]]==
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==[[Pae Do]]==
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*'''Nominate and For''' I really liked this one! [[User:MwM|MwM]] 09:45, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Comment''', it was nominated recently and [http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia:VFH&oldid=741676 failed] [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 15:18, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For'''. How did I miss that last vote? --[[User:Jordanus|Jordanus]] 15:48, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Against.''' Still. ~ '''[[User:Todd Lyons|T]].''' <small>([[User talk:Todd Lyons|talk]])</small> 16:35, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''F☭R''', Hilarious {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}}<span style="color:#DF0500"><small>02:15, 11 July 2007</small></span>
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#'''Shameless self-for''' {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 02:25, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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*'''Conditional For'''. Only if [[Filial Piety]] gets featured too. :D --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 02:19, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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==[[Zakk Wylde]]==
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==[[But Seriously...]]==
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*'''NOM and FOR''' I haven't laughed quite so hard in a fortnight! -- {{User:LinkTGF/sig}} 22:09, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For'''. --[[User:OsirisX|OsirisX]] 09:17, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
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|nom={{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 14:41, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Me likey. [[User:Ovidiu uc|Dumitru]] 15:21, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
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|scoretext=moments of sanity on this wacky site
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#'''N&F''', from the annals of [[User:Bradaphraser/Hall_of_Quasi-Fame|QFA]] comes a winner from the Fundlebuggy.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 14:41, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''--[[User:Dr. Fenwick|Dr. Fenwick]] 15:12, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For.''' Where did he go, anyway? --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 16:21, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. Another well written oddity from HF. He's off becoming a famous author, I hear. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 17:07, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''', because I wanted to vote for last time as well. --{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 17:42, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 19:39, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#Didn't get this last time, but I must have been in a bad mood or something. '''For.''' Only ''"The Hardwick"'' could have pulled it off, though. {{User:Wehpudicabok/sig2}} 05:12, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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==[[Sandy City, Utah]]==
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==[[HowTo:Write a Stephen King Novel]]==
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*'''Nom + For.''' Self-nom. Skewers suburbs and Utah 'culture'. Almost too easy. [[User:Zaui|Zaui]] 19:53, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
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*'''conditional for''' great premise and some funny images to back it up but needs something more - what? i don't know :( -- {{User:LinkTGF/sig}} 22:19, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
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|nom=[[User:Vanaelin|Vana]] 21:23, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Nom and For'''--Okay, kiddies, I figure its about time. [[User:Vanaelin|Vana]] 21:23, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Dig''' good job, fun article --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 21:50, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Had to think about it for a while, but sure why not. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 00:42, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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==[[HowTo:Beat the Odds]]==
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|nom= '''Nom''' {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 22:52, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Nom + For''' Re-nomming an older piece of Ljlego's work I remember from "back in the day." {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 20:18, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' [[User:Cajek|Cajek]] 21:43, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Dig''' I liked it enough to vote for it the first time, why not again? ;) --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 21:52, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Because this is pretty much the last remaining article with a UQG quote. And its funny. That too.--{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 02:53, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Yeah sure, why not''' Another testament of his deserving the [[WotM]] -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 04:48, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Beats an Odd''' in spite of the VOTE-WHORING. --[[User:Ekashp|Ekashp]] 15:07, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' I reviewed this article about 90 times, and would love to see it featured. oh yeah and it's funny too. --[[User:THE|THE]] 15:09, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Greatest article ever. {{User:Kingkitty/Sig}} 15:09, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Catchy soundtrack for evil''' I'm Lovin' it, padapapapa [[User:195.241.149.38|195.241.149.38]] 20:42, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''F☭R''', {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}}<span style="color:#DF0500"><small>09:08, 09 July 2007</small></span>
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#'''For.''' ''I'' thought it was funny, and we all know that's all that matters --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 21:21, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For.''' Politics...or something. No, I legitimately enjoyed this article and wasn't bribed with Monopoly Money or chocolate bars. AT ALL! {{User:Mrthejazz/sig}} 21:39, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Hey that's funny, neither was I! <small>...hehe. >_> </small> --{{User:DiZ/sig}} 23:43, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Self-For''' -{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 01:26, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' [[User:Finntastic|Finntastic]] 17:34, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Frosted''' Wow. That's the good stuff. [[User:a-slice-of-cake|a-slice-of-cake]] 13:53, 10 July 2007 (EDT)
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#<s>'''For''' --[[User:Ekashp|Ekashp]] 21:05, 10 July 2007 (UTC)</s>
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#'''For''' Not because of bribery, the concept is clever! --{{User:High Gen. Grue/sig}} 01:29, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Weak Against''' - Sorry, just don't think that it is funny enough. {{User:Ikabu/sig}} 02:10, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Against.''' Same as Ikabu. {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} 21:16, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Against'''. Some good lines but, overall, it's not a standout page. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 17:11, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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*Re:Leoispotter - [[UnScripts: Sex Seafood: Special Director's Commentary Edition|this page]] still has a few. ;) --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 05:49, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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*Sorry, {{u|Ekashp}}, voting twice is frowned upon nowadays.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 00:42, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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:Oh dear. <s>I believe I may have been zorked that night.<s> Terribly sorry. I'll try not to do it again. --[[User:Ekashp|Ekashp]] 02:22, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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:Update: I looked at the timestamps. I'm sure I was pasted. Small wonder I forgot I'd voted. --[[User:Ekashp|Ekashp]] 02:33, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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==[[Afairyism]]==
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#'''Nom and for''' I don’t know what people think of this article, but I got a 41 in the pee review (after adding some pictures), so I might as well put it up. --[[User:Weri long wang|Weri long wang]] 17:00, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Enough jokes to keep me reading it. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 04:25, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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==[[Life (video game)]]==
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*'''Nom''' and '''for''' --[[User:Cioclod|Cioclod]] 15:57, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For'''. This could be tweaked a little, but it's easy to see the work that's gone into it. [[User:FreeMorpheme|FreeMorpheme]] 21:11, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
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*'''half for comment''' keep with it and you will get my full for cuz it's a great idea so far! -- {{User:LinkTGF/sig}} 22:19, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Yes!''' - {{User:Guest/sig}} 04:55, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Hell yah!''' For I wrote it and it is my little baby. [[User:Ovidiu uc|Dumitru]] 15:17, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''N+F''' <nowiki>e|m|c</nowiki> keeps making humorous pages. Fucking<nowiki> e|m|c</nowiki>.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 23:31, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Rogpyvbc/sig}} 02:29, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --[[User:THE|THE]] 13:00, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --{{User:VyvyanWilde/xox}} 13:26, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --[[User:BurekSP|BurekSP]] 14:32, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --[[User:Wizardman|Wizardman]] 15:14, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''HeadOn!''' Apply directly to the forehead! --{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 16:10, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''HeadOn!''' Apply directly to the forehead! --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 17:07, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''HardOn!''' Apply directly to the forehead! Err...I mean. Crap. '''For'''. --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 20:16, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''HeadOn!''' Apply directly to the forehead! --{{User:Insineratehymn/sig}} 23:13, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''HeadOn''', Apply directly to the... Penis??? --{{User:Sonic80/sig}} 02:58, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Test-i-cleez''' mmmm -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 04:20, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''HeadOn!''' Apply dir...HEADON! HEADON! HEADON! I HATE your commercials, but your article is amazing!--[[User:Mr.Vib|Mr.Vib]] 14:07, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Commerical!''' Apply directly to [[Main Page]]! I HATE your commercials, but your article is amazing! --[[User:Ekashp|Ekashp]] 16:02, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''--{{User:THEDUDEMAN/sig}} 21:09, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Well written. Also, apply directly to forehead. Or else! {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 21:42, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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==[[15th century]]==
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==[[UnNews:Uncyclopedia is better than Wikipedia]]==
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* '''Ye Olde Nomination''' and a big '''For''' - because it's the funniest thing that could happen to me while referencing to 50 Cent. And because I have to wait one week for a self-nom. And because I like to see my name on pages and shit. Lookie: [[User:Ovidiu uc|Dumitru]] 04:49, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Against'''. It just doesn't work. Nice idea, but...just doesn't work. *shrug* {{User:Yuri_von_Juan/sig}}
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|nom={{User:Andorin Kato/sig}} 00:50, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''eh, no''' sorry, just didn't strike me as funny :( -- {{User:LinkTGF/sig}} 22:19, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
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|for=#'''Self-Nom & For'''. Nobody can argue the title. Built like an actual journalism article, and it did well in Pee Review. --{{User:Andorin Kato/sig}} 00:50, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Whee pah! THE TRUTH MUST BE REVEALED --{{User:High Gen. Grue/sig}} 01:31, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Yes!'''--[[User:Dr. Fenwick|Dr. Fenwick]] 03:21, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' - Because it is better than Wikipedia, duh! A while ago, I wrote a sequel to this [[UnNews:Wikipedia will merge with Uncyclopedia]] which failed on VFH.--{{User:Manforman/sig}} 12:18, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''--[[User:Lt. Wyoming|Lt.Wyoming]] 17:39, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 19:54, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 19:57, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For!'''--{{User:Games Fan/Sign}} 20:22, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For.''' I'm a fan of smoking and collecting asses. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 23:41, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''', but I may need to change my vote. After all, its true. -- {{User:Sonic80/sig}} 02:35, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''F0R!''' Yes. --{{User:Trar/sig}} 11:33, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#--L 05:19, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#There's no need to suck up to the hometown crowd, even if it is nice to have smoke blown up our collective asses. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:16, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Against''' Never really laughed. --{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 02:54, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Against''' A nice thing to have on the site, but not funny enough for main page glory. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 04:18, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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==[[Cap'n Crunch]]==
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==[[HowTo:Deceive people on eBay]]==
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*'''Nomination''' --[[User:70.17.85.11|70.17.85.11]] 18:48, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Against''' It has some potential for lovers of cereal but it needs a lot of editing and sharpening up --<small><strong>[[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] </strong>([[user talk:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Bleat]])</small> 04:06, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
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*'''no''' didn't hold my interest -- {{User:LinkTGF/sig}} 22:19, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Self Nom/For'''--{{User:Manforman/sig}} 14:12, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''sDig''' I did a lot of work on this one, and I must say, it came out pretty damn good. :) --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 16:44, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Who cares if it's listy? --{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 18:26, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For.''' Lists work sometimes. Also: two self noms? What is dis shiznit? --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 18:45, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Rogpyvbc/sig}} 19:38, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' This shows the exact reason why my parents are broke. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 01:12, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Yah, yah.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 12:58, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Yes, you gotta love it really. Cause it's good. I like the lists. The lists make me want to dance. I'll dance because of those lists. [[User:Matt lobster|The Oblong Lobster]] 14:25, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Definite For'd''' - Wow, I may actually make some money off eBay. -- {{User:Sonic80/sig}} 21:22, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Against''', a bit too listy in the middle IMO, and it didn't really make me laugh all that much. {{User:Heerenveen/sig3}} <small>6/07 17:44</small>
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*One self-nom, [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=HowTo%3ADeceive_people_on_eBay&diff=2169563&oldid=2164132 two self-fors]. :) And for the record, there is a difference between an article containing lists and an article being listy: in the first, an article has detailed lists which are jokes themselves, and help facilitate the humor of the piece. A listy piece has lists with little to no detail that just take up space and generally do not serve the humor of the work. Of course, this is perceived differently by different people, so I have no qualms about Againsts for such a reason. --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 18:53, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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**I agree with Thinker. Lists can do an article well if used correctly. If not, that's a different story. But in here, they're used well.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 12:58, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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*I'll be gone tommorow so there will be a delay in returning favors for votes--{{User:Manforman/sig}} 23:28, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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==[[Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner]]==
 
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*'''Self nom.''' Just to see. --<small><strong>[[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] </strong>([[user talk:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Bleat]])</small> 08:26, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For.''' This article made me chuckle. Considering how rarely I actually open my mouth upon finding something funny, consider it an achievement. --{{User:Yuri_von_Juan/sig}} 09:41, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. This amused me, and, since I've never read Hemingway and therefore am sure I didn't get a lot of the jokes, that makes this a winner for me.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 05:01, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' "Squeeze some ketchup out in a line. Roll up the bread nice and tight. That’s it. Man creates food." Go go gadget literary humor! {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 18:23, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' You can't argue with this. Feel the quality in that cloth. [[User:FreeMorpheme|FreeMorpheme]] 21:11, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''STRONG FOR''' -- {{User:LinkTGF/sig}} 22:19, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For.''' Another quality product from the pen of Hardwick. --[[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] <small>| [[:image:Lowrate.png|PL]] | [[Order of Uncyclopedia|CUN]] | [[User talk:Hindleyite|Converse]]</small> 15:56, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
 
   
== [[Trojan War]] ==
 
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* '''Nomination'''... An excellent article, very humorous, and plenty of pictures to make the reader continue reading. Contains no factual information whatsoever, besides the fact that Hector dies. And, yes, a self-nomination.
 
* '''For.''' Very funny article. Love it. [[User: Llama-Llover|Llama Llover]]
 
* '''For''' Llama? are you the same guy who nom'ed it? Good show. --{{User:Severian/sig}} 09:58, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
 
* '''For''' can we have this one laminated? --[[Image:HPSig.PNG]][[User:Hawthorn Peebles|HP]] <small>[[User_talk:Hawthorn Peebles|talk]]</small> 13:46, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
 
* '''Abstain'''. Could have been more polished... - {{User:Guest/sig}} 13:50, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
 
* '''Against.''' Favours randomness over wit [[User:FreeMorpheme|FreeMorpheme]] 19:22, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
 
* '''Against''' - for the same reason, too random. The basics of the Iliad are in place but it needs to be sharper. --<small><strong>[[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] </strong>([[user talk:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Bleat]])</small> 04:13, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. Why not? <s>[[User:Efitu|Efitu]] ([[wikipedia:user talk:Efitu|T]][[wikipedia:user:Efitu|W]][[Special:Emailuser/Efitu|@]]) 21:43, 15 May 2006 (UTC)</s> {{unsigned|212.150.7.40|May 23 2006}}
 
::Vote by [http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia:VFH&curid=4423&diff=786703&oldid=786700 IP]. --{{User:Splaka/sig}}
 
*'''For'''. This actually amused me.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 04:58, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against'''.--[[User:Rataube|Rataube]] 20:46, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''FOR!''' -- {{User:LinkTGF/sig}} 22:19, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' - [[User:MwM|MwM]] 16:37, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
 
   
== [[Finland]] ==
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==[[667:Neighbor of The Beast]]==
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{{Vote
*'''Nomination''' and '''for.''' I cracked up most of the article, and I think this article needs some honoring. [[User:VelairWight|The Insane Velair Wight]] 05:16, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
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|article=667:Neighbor of The Beast
* '''Weak Against''' [[User:Das Boot|Das Boot]] 06:31, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
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|nom='''nom''' {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 16:10, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Comment''' dude, this article is a little too long to be read. Just saying. --[[User:Stig|The Stig]] | <small>[[The Stig|Abt me]] [[User Talk:Stig|Rant]]</small> 12:15, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
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|scoretext=wacky neighbors
* '''Against''' I've seen other countries done better --<small><strong>[[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] </strong>([[user talk:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Bleat]])</small> 04:17, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Comment''' The sad truth is that people only care about their own countries. Don't get too worked up about it; writing about the humourous foibles of our own humble nations is a fairly benign form of national vanity. [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 14:58, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
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# '''SN+F''' -- I have no idea as to how this will fare, but it's worth a shot {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 16:10, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. --{{User:Andorin Kato/sig}} 18:45, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Most Definitely For'''. <nowiki>// </nowiki><span title="DON'T CLICK ANY LINKS!!!"><font face="Trebuchet MS">[[User:Sgt._Montez|<font color="darkgreen">'''Sgt.'''</font>]][[User_talk:Sgt. Montez|<font color="green">'''Montez''' </font>]]</font>[[Image:Icons-flag-scotland.png]]</span> 19:41, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''F☭R''', {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}}<span style="color:#DF0500"><small>02:11, 06 July 2007</small></span>
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#'''For''' --{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 02:12, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''--[[User:Dr. Fenwick|Dr. Fenwick]] 14:24, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' 1) The title 2) The TV Land line 3) The article -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 01:23, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Needs a theme song by Iron Maiden, called "Neighbor of the Beast" (A rip off of "Number of the Beast", of course! --[[User:FumbDucker|FumbDucker]] 02:03, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --{{User:PrincessCaitlai/sig}} 04:04, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Strong Fo''' very funny --[[User:THE|THE]] 12:59, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 20:14, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. Sure, why not. {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} 21:07, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Marmalade, indeed. Truly a classic. --{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 01:25, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --{{User:High Gen. Grue/sig}} 01:19, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Against''', didn't really make me laugh. {{User:Heerenveen/sig3}} <small>5/07 19:32</small>
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#'''Against''' [[User:Cajek|Cajek]] 06:20, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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== [[Tesco Value Ferrari]] ==
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==[[UnBooks: The Diary of Sir Humphrey Watermelon]]==
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*'''Self-nom''' and '''for'''. Seeing as [[Maserati]]'s up here, I thought I'd give this a go. --[[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] <small>| [[:image:Lowrate.png|PL]] | [[Order of Uncyclopedia|CUN]] | [[User talk:Hindleyite|Converse]]</small> 11:37, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
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|article=UnBooks: The Diary of Sir Humphrey Watermelon
*<s>'''Against''' I didn't find it amusing, it seemed too real,like the car exists.</s> --{{User:Severian/sig}} 16:17, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
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|nom={{User:The Hunt/sig}} 06:45, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' I'm an idiot, I reread it, and I liked it. I was thinking more about that damn Maserati.--{{User:Severian/sig}} 16:30, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
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|scoretext=Arabs, Zulus and all other manner of uncultured barbarians
:'''Comment'''. It doesn't exist, but yes, that's supposed to be the general gist of it. :-) --[[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] <small>| [[:image:Lowrate.png|PL]] | [[Order of Uncyclopedia|CUN]] | [[User talk:Hindleyite|Converse]]</small> 16:20, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
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* '''For''' [[User:Das Boot|Das Boot]] 06:29, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
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|for=#'''For''' Enjoyed it more than I'd like to admit. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 08:00, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' --[[User:Stig|The Stig]] | <small>[[The Stig|Abt me]] [[User Talk:Stig|Rant]]</small> 12:00, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Dig''' rather funny. --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 00:27, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''d. --[[User:Carlb|Carlb]] 13:46, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Cs1987/sig}} 13:44, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against''' I don't get it - if images can be called to American, this one is too British. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 13:54, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For the Queen of England'''--[[User:Nytrospawn|Nytrospawn]] 19:57, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against.''' It's a good idea, with some good pictures, but I just don't find it funny. --{{User:Yuri_von_Juan/sig}} 13:16, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''--{{User:That Guy Huffed Me/sig}} 08:01, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Comment.''' The pictures being too British may not be a bad thing. Just saying. As long as its funny. --[[User:Stig|The Stig]] | <small>[[The Stig|Abt me]] [[User Talk:Stig|Rant]]</small> 13:24, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --[[User:Winstanley1|Winstanley1]] 11:23, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against'''. Sorry, but I don't get it.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 04:52, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''And now''' I don't feel so bad about not being British. {{User:Kalir/sig}} 17:35, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
::''Note: The article has now been adjusted to take a slightly different angle.'' --[[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] <small>| [[:image:Lowrate.png|PL]] | [[Order of Uncyclopedia|CUN]] | [[User talk:Hindleyite|Converse]]</small> 19:56, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
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==[[White slave movement|White Slave Movement]]==
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==[[UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture]]==
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*'''Self Nom''' and '''for''' I really like this idea. Perhaps it could be expanded. Stephensface 02:25, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
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|article=UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture
* '''For''' - Great Concept [[User:Das Boot|Das Boot]] 06:49, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
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|nom={{User:Dawg/sig}} <span style="font-size:6pt;color:#777">2007.07.04.02:40</span>
*'''Concur and For''' an excellent piece of work. --[[User:Epynephrin|epynephrin]] 14:36, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
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|scoretext=pious appendages
*'''For'''. This amused me, I must confess.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 15:10, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For'''. {{User:Bloopy/Signature}} 03:14, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For'''. Gotta keep those honkeys in their place! --[[User:Captain Finding Nemo|Captain Finding Nemo]] 03:21, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
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# '''N+F''' This one actually made me laugh. Amazing. Good work here. {{User:Dawg/sig}} <span style="font-size:6pt;color:#777">2007.07.04.02:40</span>
*'''For.''' What he said.^^^ --[[User:Stig|The Stig]] | <small>[[The Stig|Abt me]] [[User Talk:Stig|Rant]]</small> 13:24, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 03:11, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For!''' Oh, yeah...{{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 13:56, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Rogpyvbc/sig}} 05:07, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. My left ear got Raptured. Now my glasses are crooked. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 06:46, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' unfoturnately the ratpier left jme with no eys -!!{{User:RAHB/sig}} 07:05, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
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#--L 09:54, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Cs1987/sig}} 14:22, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --[[User:Pie-tony|Pie-tony]] 19:57, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Hilarious! {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 00:26, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 03:19, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. {{User:Heerenveen/sig3}} <small>6/07 18:02</small>
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#'''For''' -- {{User:GCD/sig}} 03:51, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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==[[Patriotism]]==
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==[[UnBooks:Tuesdays with Maury]]==
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{{Vote
*'''Nom + For'''-Great collaboration on this rewrite--[[User:Claudius Prime|2nd Lt. Claudius Prime]] 19:28, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
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|article=UnBooks:Tuesdays with Maury
*'''For.''' ~ [[User:Todd Lyons|T]]. <small>([[User talk:Todd Lyons|talk]])</small> 20:05, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
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|nom={{User:The Thinker/sig}} 01:03, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' Haha I have a few of those awards. Severian 02:19, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
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|scoretext=bold, brazen journalists
*'''For'''. Everybody loves Patriotism. Well, everyone but the Commies.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 04:00, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
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|fornumber=10
*'''For''' King and Country! -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 18:45, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
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**'''Comment''' And here I didn't even know you people HAD a King...--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 15:06, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Nom+sDig''' {{u|Prettiestpretty}} hit the nail on the head as to why this one probably wont make it to feature, but I'm going to nom it anyway; its a 100% satire, and I love it. :) --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 01:03, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Vague for''' --[[User:Zork Implementor L|L]] 07:30, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Satire at its best. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 05:37, 3 July 2007 (UTC)#
*'''For''' you gotta love those flags! --[[User:Plyr3005|Plyr3005]] 00:25, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --{{User:Manforman/sig}} 12:07, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --{{User:VyvyanWilde/xox}} 01:40, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
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#I've never voted on an Unbook before, but this one is damn funny. --[[User:So So|So So]] 07:28, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Strong For''' I believe I pee reviewed it. Very good.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 02:11, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For.''' I'm not very happy that I'm not the father of this one :( --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 16:29, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' (I pee reviewed it...) {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 21:59, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For.''' What's great is that it touches on something that a lot of us have wondered for a long time: WTF happened to Maury Povich?--[[User:Mr.Vib|Mr.Vib]] 14:13, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --[[User:THE|THE]] 15:11, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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'''RE Prettiestpretty''':
   
==[[Decapitation Disease]]==
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Whoops. What did I do then? ''/me thinks long and hard (and checks his contribs)'' Don't worry, guvn'a, I'll figure out this mystery.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 14:45, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
{{S|+7}}
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:I REMEMBER NOW! I read the whole thing, wrote out a super kind Pee Review page, then my computer crashed. Stupid iTunes, F@H, and Facebook wall post all happening at the same time!-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 15:53, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
'''Self-nom and for.''' --[[User:Emmzee|Emmzee]] 14:20, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
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::This is further proof that F@H is inherently evil (besides the fact that no one really knows what it is or how it works) --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 17:44, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Fine, have your funny article featured. SEE IF I CARE!!!!--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 14:48, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
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*'''For'''. Aye, tis the awesome...-ness. [[User:Demonbob|Demonbob]] 22:31, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For.''' --[[User:Future Rula|Future Rula]] 17:40, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' People have told me that's what they thought "Caputosis" meant. ~{{User:SimulacrumCaputosis/sig6}}21:02, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' About time a good article showed up on VFH. Excellent. --[[User:ENeGMA|ENeGMA]] 22:57, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*ick '''For''' --[[Image:HPSig.PNG]][[User:Hawthorn Peebles|HP]] <small>[[User_talk:Hawthorn Peebles|talk]]</small> 13:53, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
 
   
== [[Obesity Fines]] ==
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==[[The Muffin Man]]==
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{{Vote
*'''Self Nomination and For''' - Pointless Background Info you're probably not interested in: I got the idea for this article when I got pulled over by a morbidly obese cop for doing 122.9km/h. I got a $170 fine and 37 demerit points.....fags Enjoy. '''[[User:Das Boot|Das Boot]] 04:53, 17 May 2006 (UTC)'''
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|article=The Muffin Man
*'''For''', this is something we desperatly need in our ever increasing fat society. --[[User:OsirisX|OsirisX]] 08:52, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
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|nom={{User:Cs1987/sig}} 15:57, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''--- ''[[User:Jocke Pirat|Jaques Pirat]]'' <sup>'''IS NOT FRENCH!'''</sup> <sub>[[User Talk:Jocke Pirat|TP]], [[F@H]]</sub> 11:27, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
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|scoretext=Psychopathic Muffin Men
*'''For''' but I also took the liberty of adding a section on George W. Bush's Obesity Tax program. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 12:58, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Weak for'''. This article is too long, but I can't argue with the funny. It's got "it".--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 14:42, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Weak For'''. Meh. I laughed at the picture at the top, though. --{{User:Tripod2282/sig}}14:18, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
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#I like. {{User:Cs1987/sig}} 15:57, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. {{User:Bloopy/Signature}} 03:10, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''', because I wrote it. --{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 16:58, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''', because Jocke Pirat wrote it. --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 17:28, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
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#I knew him, Horatio, he used to live in Drury Lane. {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 20:02, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Dig''' because the Zappa bullet in the trivia is there, and made me lolz. :) --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 02:40, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''for''' Several years later he would die of prostate cancer. And even ''that'' didn't stop him from releasing five albums a year. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 07:27, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''F☭R''', {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}}<span style="color:#DF0500"><small>01:15, 06 July 2007</small></span>
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#'''For''', probably the funniest thing (in my opinion) on this here Uncyclopedia. {{User:Sgt. Montez/Sig}} 19:02, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 14:26, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''--{{User:Games Fan/Sign}} 20:26, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 00:20, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Against''' Muffins were not known in merry old England and the grammar is in short supply. --[[User:Andreasegde|Andreasegde]] 20:34, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
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<s>*'''Abs''' until some Zappa-related humor is injected. Not a single reference to the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen? This is a problem. RAHB knows what I'm talkin' about. ;) --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 01:09, 2 July 2007 (UTC)</s>
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:I don't listen to Frank Zappa, so I wan't able to put any allusions to those things. If RAHB can add them, he'd be my guest. --{{User:Jocke Pirat/Sig}} 01:22, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
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::*No worries, I'll switch 'er over to a Diggins once some references are infused. :) --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 01:27, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
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*<s>'''ABS''' I have large ABS. But also, no UTILITY MUFFIN RESEARCH KITCHEN?! IT'S BLASPHEMY! I'd add something, but I really have no idea how to make it funny. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 01:31, 2 July 2007 (UTC)</s>
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:UPDATE: I lamely added one mention. Also I fixed one typo.....-{{User:RAHB/sig}} 01:34, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
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::I'll look into this issue a little later tonight. --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 01:37, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
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==[[Special:Log/delete]]==
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==[[Canadians]]==
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*'''N+F:''' seeing that [[Main Page]] isn't going to make it... I think it's a hilarious example of comic relief, and I had much rejoincing when reading deletion... er, huffing summaries. - {{User:Guest/sig}} 07:20, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
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|article=Canadians
*'''For'''. --[[User:OsirisX|OsirisX]] 08:46, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
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|nom={{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 05:47, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Delete!'''; the whole thing contains nothing but bad memories. --{{User:DWIII/sig}} 10:19, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
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|scoretext=people who are watching [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strange_Brew Strange Brew] right now, eh. Beauty.
*'''For'''. I WILL go for this one, as the deletion log summaries are often some of the best quality work at the site. :p--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 14:45, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
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|fornumber=10
::Actually, your self-deprecating edit summaries when you have difficulty typing an error-free message (like to RC, re: the new Yahoo! design) are quite amusing as well. :) ~ [[User:Todd Lyons|T]]. <small>([[User talk:Todd Lyons|talk]])</small> 14:59, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
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:::Glad to contribute ;)--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 17:22, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''SN+F'''. I'm a little scared that this page may be ''too'' Canadian, but it's Canada Day long weekend, and this is about as nationalistic as I get. Enjoy! {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 05:47, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''', just because I'm an ass right now. ~{{User:SimulacrumCaputosis/sig6}}21:00, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' I truly enjoyed this. Happy 140th. {{User:Rogpyvbc/sig}} 06:22, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For,''' but [[Special:Log/block]] is funnier. {{User:Hinoa4/sig}} 00:45, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Because''' your kind in Germany really annoys me.{{User:Severian/sig}}
*'''Weak for.''' I think list articles are a bit dry. --[[User:Zork Implementor L|L]] 07:17, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Your kind everywhere annoys me.''' {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 20:03, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''', funny stuff. - [[User:Surreal Hamster|Surreal Hamster]] 03:14, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For eh''' because I have nothing funnier to say -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 20:29, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''', Relevance to the government bludging even more money out of the average Kiwi <s>{{User:Guru}}</s> 21:00, 18 May 2006 (UTC) (actually posted by {{u|222.152.81.215}})
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#'''For''' If only for the fact that it is funny. --[[User:Andreasegde|Andreasegde]] 20:37, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
**'''Comment:'''- I think you voted for the wrong article - see above. [[User:Das Boot|Das Boot]] 04:56, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Dig''' It makes being a Canadian sound SO awesome! ;) --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 01:13, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. I'd prefer the mainpage or VFH, but I'm glad that one of these gimmicks can be on the front page at least once, specially after so many failed nominations.--[[User:Rataube|Rataube]] 16:00, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Weak For''', even though we've already got a featured article on [[Canada]], it's funny, I don't want Modus to think I don't like him (we've been butting heads of late), and it's infinitely better than anything on Canada by [[Michael Moore]].--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 03:31, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. This page has new deletion log summaries every day. --[[User:Sbluen|Sbluen]] 17:59, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. I swear, there was not a single error in the article that I could find. Also, Rachel McAdams is indeed dreamy. {{User:Wehpudicabok/sig2}} 04:12, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against''' - I'd prefer to see real articles get featured. [[User:219.89.25.56|219.89.25.56]] 05:16, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Beauty.''' --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 03:26, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. One of the most frequently updated articles - hours of amusement can be had with this. {{User:Spang/Sig}} 08:07, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Against''' - - Real Articles Please!! [[User:Das Boot|Das Boot]] 04:57, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''No, Eh''' Tim Horton would be very disappointed by the amount of misspellings, poor grammar, and other un-Canadian things in this article. Sorry, but it doesn't pass QA. {{User:Dawg/sig}} <span style="font-size:6pt;color:#777">2007.07.01.06:30</span>
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*Poor grammar? In a Modus article? I refuse to believe it. Especially since I scanned it just now, lightly but all the way through, and didn't find a single one (that you couldn't call "stylistic," such as speaking in a sentence fragment, a common intentional error). Perhaps you could point some out? {{User:Wehpudicabok/sig2}} 08:12, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
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*Say, Modus, could it be that this is your first SNF? {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 20:03, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
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:No. The first since the last one, maybe, as I am quite mad. Mad! {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:07, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
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::Once upon a time, there was a user named Modus, who SNF'd everything he ever wrote. Then, one day, he grew up. That was a long time ago, and those of us that remember that day remember it fondly. It was, of course, just before he went mad.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 03:12, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
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*'''Update'''. Aw, jeez...now with audio, eh. Sorry for the surprisingly crappy hoser accent... {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 07:52, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
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:*The audio reminds me of one of those old wise Native Americans who made occasional appearances on Walker Texas Ranger -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 08:35, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
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==[[HowTo:Change a lightbulb]]==
 
{{S|+11}}
 
*'''Awesome''' - I know that I'm only supposed to nominate one article but this one is hella funny, too. --[[User:Sparky2002b|Sparky2002b]] 01:56, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''', the general populous was in need of an article like this. --[[User:OsirisX|OsirisX]] 08:54, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Doubleplusfor''', made me laugh so hard I cried.--[[User:Emmzee|Emmzee]] 14:26, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Beautiful'''. Another winner.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 14:37, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For.''' Anarchy on a bun. [[User:Swordmaster|Swordmaster]] 16:55, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*Oh '''Hell ''YES!''''' --{{User:Ximm/sig}} -20:17, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' Dunno what I could have done without it! [[User:Demonbob|Demonbob]] 00:55, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' Now ''that's'' what I'm talkin' 'bout! A ''quality'' article! --{{User:Tripod2282/sig}}14:25, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' I was amused. --[[User:Epynephrin|epynephrin]] 18:38, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''', because it's absolutely wonderful! {{User:Cheer_Bear/sig}} 21:15, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' Funny. --[[User:ENeGMA|ENeGMA]] 23:01, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''', yes, yes, yes! --[[Image:HPSig.PNG]][[User:Hawthorn Peebles|HP]] <small>[[User_talk:Hawthorn Peebles|talk]]</small> 14:05, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
 
   
==[[HowTo:Get Banned]]==
 
{{S|+4}}
 
*'''For'''- Every newbie should read this. --[[User:Sparky2002b|Sparky2002b]] 01:34, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against'''. Some suggestions cannot be done because the pages are protected. --[[User:Sbluen|Sbluen]] 03:29, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' ~ But only because it's mine, not because it should be featured. Every newbie ''should'' read it, though. :) ~ [[User:Todd Lyons|T]]. <small>([[User talk:Todd Lyons|talk]])</small> 05:06, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. I nommed this the first time, and it's only gotten better since then.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 14:35, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Also for'''. - {{User:Guest/sig}} 14:36, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*Just say '''NO''' to inside jokes. ~{{User:SimulacrumCaputosis/sig6}}21:10, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
 
:''Comment'' ~ Fair enough, but please vote against ''all'' of the self-reference articles here, and don't single this one out. Or, you may be [[banned]]. :) (Kidding). ~ [[User:Todd Lyons|T]]. <small>([[User talk:Todd Lyons|talk]])</small> 00:45, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' I thought it was fairly funny-[[User:Sgore|Sgore]] 20:44, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' I almost got banned last night ;-) --{{User:Severian/sig}} 12:02, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*I am still '''against'''.--[[User:Rataube|Rataube]] 20:54, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
 
   
==[[Handgun]]==
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==[[Geocaching]]==
{{S|+8}}
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{{Vote
*'''Nominate and For'''. A fine article. [[User:FreeMorpheme|FreeMorpheme]] 18:49, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
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|article=Geocaching
*'''For'''. I was, however, the author. --[[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] <small>| [[:image:Lowrate.png|PL]] | [[Order of Uncyclopedia|CUN]] | [[User talk:Hindleyite|Converse]]</small> 18:54, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
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|nom={{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 01:08, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against''' as puns are the lowest form of humour [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 20:12, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
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|scoretext=sporting imperialists
:so's your face - [[user:jack_mort|jack]]
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|fornumber=11
::I think that I've just been zinged. Colour me...apathetic... [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 22:00, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
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|for=
*'''For.''' FEATURE! {{user:jack_mort/sig}} - 20:49, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Nom + For'''. Found this one way back in the archives. Brilliantly overlooked stuff. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 01:08, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' its so basic, why hasn't it been done before? [[User:Faster Pussycat Kill Kill|Faster Pussycat Kill Kill]] 21:03, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
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#A pun this bad cannot go unreleased. --L 03:29, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For!'''. {{User:Spang/Sig}} 22:06, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
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#Any article containing a novelty Scrimshaw engraving of a man's penis gets my vote! A work of genius. '''For'''. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 11:00, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against''' I knew what the joke was going to be before I even opened the article. 'Hand Grenade' was funnier and done first. --[[User:ENeGMA|ENeGMA]] 20:23, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
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#I can give you a deal on the Oregon territories, once I'm done with them. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:43, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
* '''For''' Good article [[User:Das Boot|Das Boot]] 05:27, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''FOR''' An awesome article. Anyone who votes against is simply a humo(u)r terrorist! --[[User:Kingkitty|Kingkitty]] 16:10, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against'''. Just isn't hitting me with the "funnae".--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 14:31, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''F☭R''', {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}}<span style="color:#DF0500"><small>12:19, 04 July 2007</small></span>
*'''For.''' Good stuff.--[[User:Emmzee|Emmzee]] 22:06, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
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#I still love the wonderful additions. Good stuff here. {{User:Dawg/sig}} <span style="font-size:6pt;color:#777">2007.07.04.02:42</span>
*'''For''' i think the single barrel variety is more common... Stephensface 02:44, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 04:05, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Nifty.''' Reminds me of [[Air Guitar]]. --[[User:Zork Implementor L|L]] 07:24, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Cs1987/sig}} 14:32, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. {{User:Bloopy/Signature}} 03:00, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Yeah''' -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 05:21, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Highly original, I like it! --[[User:Olipro|Olipro]] <font size="-2">[[Image:Icons-flag-gb.png]] [[UnNews:UnNewsAudio|Anchor]] ([[User_talk:Olipro|Harass]])</font> 12:26, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Sure,''' why not? -- {{User:Sonic80/sig}} 02:27, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For.''' ~ I like the single-action models myself. The moving thumb really lets people know that I've blown their head off for their stupid driving. ~ [[User:Todd Lyons|T]]. <small>([[User talk:Todd Lyons|talk]])</small> 09:39, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
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==[[Banana Skin Joke]]==
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==[[UnBooks:The World According to Garm]]==
{{S|+17}}
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{{Vote
*'''Nomination''' and '''For'''. A universally humorous gag. --[[User:Hindleyite|Hindleyite]] [[image:Lowrate.png|22px|Poet Lowrate]] <small>[[User talk:Hindleyite|Talk]]</small> 11:38, 13 May 2006 (UTC)
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|article=UnBooks:The World According to Garm
*'''For''' Long, but well done (and well-researched).--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 18:23, 13 May 2006 (UTC)
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|nom={{u|Ljlego}}
*'''For'''. --[[User:Zork Implementor L|L]] 03:31, 14 May 2006 (UTC)
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|scoretext=<s>pets</s> escaped souls
*'''For'''. Because the apple skin joke just isn't as funny. --[[User:Captain Finding Nemo|Captain Finding Nemo]] 04:31, 14 May 2006 (UTC)
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|fornumber=10
*'''For'''. --[[User:Flabius-Danner|Flabius-Danner]] 17:49, 14 May 2006 (UTC)
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|for=
*'''For''', because I need to vote for something and this article made me laugh.--{{User:Yuri_von_Juan/sig}} 09:54, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Nom + For''' I remember when this was on last time. I liked it. The end.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 01:05, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. {{User:Bloopy/Signature}} 10:35, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Strong for''' as per Ljlego. And promise no drama this time, Shandon! --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 01:06, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''Weak For'''. I like it, but I feel it needs a little finessing. [[User:FreeMorpheme|FreeMorpheme]] 20:20, 15 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Fore!!!''' Darn it, a dog ate my ball! {{User:Uncyclopedian/sig}}
*'''For''' - {{Interjection}}! {{trans}}, I laughed, I {{Verb past tense}}...--[[Image:HPSig.PNG]][[User:Hawthorn Peebles|HP]] <small>[[User_talk:Hawthorn Peebles|talk]]</small> 00:06, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' this being the last time I have to vote for this damn page. /me crosses fingers. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 20:56, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''Indifferent''' eh.... [[User:Faster Pussycat Kill Kill|Faster Pussycat Kill Kill]] 19:00, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''SUPER FOR!''' this is the greatest article I have ever read. --[[User:Kingkitty|Kingkitty]] 16:08, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''FOR'''. Really really very very good. {{user:jack_mort/sig}} - 20:08, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Cs1987/sig}} 16:11, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' - One of the classic scandals of all time. Great Setup. >> [[User:Sp1r1tofRad1o|Sp1r1tofRad1o]] 21:40, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''F☭R''', {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}}<span style="color:#DF0500"><small>12:19, 04 July 2007</small></span>
*'''For''' - I wrote it so I promote it. --<small><strong>[[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] </strong>([[user talk:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Bleat]])</small> 22:57, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 04:18, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
* Hehe, bananas are always funny! '''For!''' {{User:Cheer_Bear/sig}} 21:16, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Sheer beauty. Lovely stuff right here. [[User:a-slice-of-cake|a-slice-of-cake]] 13:19, 07 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' Old joke. Not funny anymore. But how is this article so hillarious? Stephensface 20:50, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Finally got around to reading this, and I wish I had earlier -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 05:12, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' - good stuff. --[[User:Nydas|Nydas]] 09:29, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
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|againstnumber=0
*'''For.''' (''[[clap|cues]] the small group of woodland creatures'') ~ [[User:Todd Lyons|T]]. <small>([[User talk:Todd Lyons|talk]])</small> 09:49, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
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|against=
*'''Against''' funny, but not ''funny'' -- [[User:Thekillerfroggy|TKF]] 23:00, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
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|comments=
*'''For.''' ''funny'' --[[User:Mushroom|Mushroom]] 11:47, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
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}}
*'''For'''.--[[User:Rataube|Rataube]] 21:03, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
 
   
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==[[Bathroom humor]]==
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{{Vote
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|article=Bathroom humor
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|nom={{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 22:39, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
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|scoretext=corny excrement jokes
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|fornumber=16
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|for=
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#'''Nom + For'''. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 22:39, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Dig''' this article's mouth needs a soap-rinsing. --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 23:24, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'D!''' -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 00:59, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' - Nice images. [[User:Social Studiously|Social Studiously]] 11:50, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''...not bad, not bad.--{{User:Shandon/sig}} 15:15, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''F☭R''', {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}}<span style="color:#DF0500"><small>05:37, 27 June 2007</small></span>
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#'''For''' - At least this is better than [[I maed a yuky doody]]. --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 23:45, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. Very clever. I don't understand how it can be considered nasty. {{User:15Mickey20/sig}} 13:02, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. Quite good, but does need cleaning up a bit. Some bits aren't funny (like about the elements), but generally I like. --[[User:Gazco|Gazco --- hurray for me!!!]] 18:45, 29 June 2007 (UTC) 19:45 29 June 2007 (GMT)
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#'''For''' Good images--{{User:Manforman/sig}} 13:14, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --[[User:Pie-tony|Pie-tony]] 20:01, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''FOAR''' Gooooood. --{{User:Trar/sig}} 01:16, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''', among other things, original and funny usage of [[Template:Wikipedia]]. {{User:Wehpudicabok/sig2}} 07:00, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''', even though it's not as good as [[I maed a yuky doody]]. --{{User:Insineratehymn/sig}} 23:19, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Hee''' {{User:Necropaxx/sig}} 21:03, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Just came across this in thee pee, and was gutted to find someone had already nominated it. {{User:Don alun/sig}} 14:40, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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|againstnumber=1
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|against=
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#'''No.''' It's nasty and not funny. Do you all honestly think it should be on the front page? --{{User:VyvyanWilde/xox}} 02:13, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
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|comments=
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==[[Vulva]]==
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{{Vote
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|article=Vulva
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|nom=[[User:El Zoof|El Zoof]]
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|scoretext=Gear Sticks Shoved into Overdrive
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|fornumber=23
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|for=
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#'''For''' I still think I'm funny. Your mileage may vary, depending on the number of passengers in your Vulva. --[[User:El Zoof|El Zoof]] 07:11, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Dig''' I say: Funny! --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 07:15, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Too funny. {{User:Rogpyvbc/sig}} 07:40, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --{{User:Cap'n Ben/sig}} 13:16, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. --{{User:Mitch 1 2/sig}} 16:13, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Sadly enough, I've never driven a Vulva, but I've heard that it's a great ride. [[User:The Humbled Master|The Humbled Master]] 16:42, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' I've always liked this article. --[[User:THE|THE]] 17:33, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Strong For''' Because I'd love one of these...{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 19:03, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' I'd like to take one for a spin myself. --{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 19:49, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' If only for the picture of a ''Vulva'' in the swimming pool. --[[User:Andreasegde|Andreasegde]] 20:18, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --[[User:Gaberou|Gaberou]] 20:34, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''I've never even heard of a Vulva until now lol.--[[User:Dr. Fenwick|Dr. Fenwick]] 00:47, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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#I've driven one for years, steering can be a bit sticky, but they have a nice little engine under the bonnet. For. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 11:42, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' My husband works on my Vulva frequently {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 16:00, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''LOL nice Inuendo {{User:Serq_fet/sig}} 17:40, 23 June 2007 (UTC
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#'''For''' {{User:Don alun/sig}} 20:44, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' I'm always ''up'' for good Vulvaaaaa Lasss Vegas!{{User:Severian/sig}}
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#'''lol''' --[[User:Pcgamermofo|Pcgamermofo]] 19:18, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Drive stick''' with the kung fu grip, let the banana split and let it go right to your thighs. --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 02:00, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
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#''For''' {{User:Leatherboundbooks/sig}} 17:51, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''F☭R''', {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}}<span style="color:#DF0500"><small>05:50, 27 June 2007</small></span>
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#'''For''' - I laughed. --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 23:55, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''FOr'''--{{User:Manforman/sig}} 23:16, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
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|againstnumber=8
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|against=
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#'''Against''' --{{User:The fatgoat/sig}} 17:12, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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#That sounds like a delightful car, I don't see why everyone's laughing.--{{User:VyvyanWilde/xox}} 03:54, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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#--L 05:01, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Against'''. There's not a lot there, and what's there isn't making me want to get one. ''Wink wink, nudge nudge''. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 05:06, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Weak Against''' -Whats here is good stuff, but thers not enough of it. --[[User:WesternLotus|WesternLotus]] 13:38, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Weak Against''': A tad short. Needs some more UMPF! --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 07:00, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Against''' - Just not enough clever parts. Sounds like something from a seventh grade hallway. [[User:Slash-dev-slash-random|Slash-dev-slash-random]] 01:52, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Against''' - {{User:Ikabu/sig}} 10:10, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
   
== [[Segregation]] ==
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|comments= #'''Abstain''' Could be great, and has good stuff already, but simply can't for it. -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 05:35, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
{{s|+12}}
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*'''Nominate''' and '''For''' because [[Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise|PLS]] should dominate the clearly inferior non-PLS articles on the front page. (also it's a great article) --[[User:EvilZak|EvilZak]] 18:50, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' Heh, this was going to be my next nomination but you beat me to it. {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 19:02, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Weak For''' It's a good, funny idea, but it's a bit short. - [[User:Lenin & McCarthy|Lenin &amp; McCarthy]] 19:22, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. Short but sweet, and PLS to beat [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 19:49, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. Oh, absolutely. I loved this one.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 19:55, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''- I wish it was longer, but it's still great!--[[User:Claudius Prime|2nd Lt. Claudius Prime]] 21:05, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*<s>Weak for Its a great base, but it needs to explore what happens to the Pure white when something hot and red gets thrown in with them - the stain of miscoloration. </s> '''FOR!'''{{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 00:42, 2 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' Okay, seeing the support for this article, I must now expand it to win over those wary of its shortness. [[User:RadicalX|Strong Rad]] 15:53, 3 May 2006 (UTC)
 
* '''For''' Wow - very witty! --[[User:Jester|Jester]] 02:08, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. Great - very me. --[[User:Witt E,|Witt E,]] 21:40, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' --[[User:Spintherism|Spin]] 23:11, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*<s>'''Not yet'''. Needs more work. Good start though.--[[User:Anon32|Anon32]] 00:39, 6 May 2006 (UTC)</s>
 
**<s>'''For''' now that it's been improved.--[[User:Anon32|Anon32]] 00:56, 11 May 2006 (UTC)</s>
 
***'''Against''' since it's hasn't actually been improved.--[[User:Anon32|Anon32]] 00:59, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against'''. A good article, but I think a lot more could be written on this topic. {{User:Bloopy/Signature}} 08:23, 6 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Weak for.''' A nice, meaty follow-up piece to [[Folding@home]], but a little short. ~ [[User:Todd Lyons|T]]. <small>([[User talk:Todd Lyons|talk]])</small> 13:14, 6 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against'''. Well written and clever in spots, but to me the overall concept is kind of cheesy. --[[User:So So|So So]] 03:12, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. yé! {{user:jack_mort/sig}} - 16:38, 10 May 2006 (UTC)
 
<s>*'''For''', funniest article i've read in a while. {{user:jack_mort/sig}} - 16:58, 10 May 2006 (UTC)</s>Jack, I love you as much as the next guy, but only one for vote per article, please. :)--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 00:07, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*Strong, yet supple '''for'''. Some damned fine rightin', fer them's want to reed a '''funy artikel'''. LMSO, silently of course. {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 04:41, 12 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. --[[User:Sbluen|Sbluen]] 20:40, 13 May 2006 (UTC)
 
   
== [[Wolf]] ==
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==[[Old hippie chick who's always collecting money]]==
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{{Vote
* Just crying [[wolf]]! here '''for''' I am the [[boy]] who cried [[wolf]]! --[[User:Carlb|Carlb]] 00:17, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
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|article=Old hippie chick who's always collecting money
* Ehhh... '''sure'''. But next time make the nomination a bit smoother, eh? --[[User:Kalir|Kalir, Savant of Utter Foolishness!]] [[User_talk:Kalir|(yell at me)]] 02:05, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
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|nom=[[User:Leoispotter|Leoispotter]]
*'''For'''. I LOVE EVERYTHING NOW!--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 03:52, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
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|scoretext=feral kittens
*'''For''' Warren Zevon is awesome.--[[User:Severian|Severian]] 04:48, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
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|fornumber=19
*'''FOR'''. Greatness of a kind that gives paws for thought. --[[User:Hardwick Fundlebuggy|Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] 15:01, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
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|for=
*'''FOR.''' Yes. {{user:Ximm/sig}} 30 April 2006
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#'''Nom and for''' Prettiestpretty's best article.--{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 01:30, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against'''. Fairy tale references in there too... Ugh. --[[User:So So|So So]] 11:03, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''...this is, indeed, funny--{{User:Shandon/sig}} 04:09, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' Hilarious. The picture of the coyote alone is worth a VFH vote. --[[User:ENeGMA|ENeGMA]] 21:31, 3 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Rogpyvbc/sig}} 06:41, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against''' It's just not really very funny to me.--[[User:Spintherism|Spin]] 22:54, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Peace, dude''' This article is far out. -- {{User:The Number-One ALF Fan/Signature}} 13:27, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. {{User:Bloopy/Signature}} 08:15, 6 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Dig''' Because I see her at every show I go to. This state is full of em. --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 21:06, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''++For'''. well proper proper. {{user:jack_mort/sig}} - 16:33, 10 May 2006 (UTC)
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#Of course I am compelled to vote '''For''' {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 22:01, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
*weak '''Against''' meh... it's OK, but not funny enought for VFH IMHO {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 15:15, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Cs1987/sig}} 04:25, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. --[[User:Sbluen|Sbluen]] 20:33, 13 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''like it''' --[[User:THE|THE]] 11:58, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. --{{User:Keitei/min}} 01:23, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
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#''For''--{{User:Cap'n Ben/sig}} 13:20, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. --{{User:Mitch 1 2/sig}} 16:15, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''--[[User:Gaberou|Gaberou]] 20:37, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
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#<s>'''Weak For'''. Text is great, but could use another picture or two. See comment that I'm about to leave on the talk page. {{User:Wehpudicabok/sig2}} 22:39, 21 June 2007 (UTC)</s> '''Full For''' with new pic. Thanks, PP! :) {{User:Wehpudicabok/sig2}} 04:00, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''--[[User:Dr. Fenwick|Dr. Fenwick]] 00:53, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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#I actually know plenty of people like this, if only they knew...'''For'''. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 11:47, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Don alun/sig}} 21:04, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Definitely''' For'd -- {{User:Sonic80/sig}} 14:37, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''F☭R''', {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}}<span style="color:#DF0500"><small>05:57, 27 June 2007</small></span>
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#'''Fore!''' {{user:some user/sig}} <small>00:49, 28 June 2007 (UTC)</small>
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#'''For''' Article featured must! --{{User:Trar/sig}} 19:21, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --[[User:Winstanley1|Winstanley1]] 09:57, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Against''' --{{User:The fatgoat/sig}} 05:33, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Against''' Thought the lead was funny and the ending but there was a desert of not laughing in the middle. --[[User:Andreasegde|Andreasegde]] 14:09, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Weak Against''' -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 01:09, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Against''' --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 23:57, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
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== [[Oscar Mayer]] ==
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=<div style="text-align: center">Previously Featured</div>=
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*'''Nom and For''' more inuendo. --{{User:Kaizer the Bjorn/sig}} 13:00, 28 April 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' (and thank you for nominating it). ~ {{User:Todd_Lyons/sig}} 10:14, 29 April 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. Splendid. --[[User:Hobelhouse|Hobelhouse]] 18:25, 29 April 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' this fine addition to the local meat market. --[[User:Carlb|Carlb]] 00:17, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' all its meat-by-product wholesomeness(!). --<font face="Georgia"><b><i>[[User:DWIII|DWIII]]</i></b></font> <small>[[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Officer_.28OUN.29|OUN]]</small> <small>[[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Commander_.28CUN.29|CUN]]</small> 01:29, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. Reminds me of sexual inuendo. No, not the article, I mean the thingy.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 03:48, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' who would've ever thought mechanically separated chicken and assorted beef would be so sexy. --[[User:Severian|Severian]] 04:44, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For.''' That first quote is a great prelude to an awesome article.--[[User:Witt E,|Witt E,]] 05:17, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. {{User:Bloopy/Signature}} 08:14, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' Almost as good as Bouncy Castle. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 14:24, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' Almost as good as Bouncy Castle. --<small><strong>[[User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] </strong>([[user talk:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy|Bleat]])</small> 22:10, 14 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. Funny. --[[User:So So|So So]] 10:54, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. Is this a record for most unanimous votes so far? --{{User:Nintendorulez/sig2}} 19:35, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
 
**'''Against''' No.--{{User:Savethemooses/sig}} 21:42, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. Gibberish but also good. {{user:jack_mort/sig}} - 16:24, 10 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' Laughed my love handles off! {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 15:09, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
 
**'''Against'''. Yes, I am a scheme breaking asshole. --{{User:anidnmeno/sig}} 02:39, 13 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' but I do wish it would have unlocked the mysteries of olive loaf for me. [[User:Faster Pussycat Kill Kill|Faster Pussycat Kill Kill]] 21:05, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' the Weiner Man -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 18:47, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
 
   
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==[[HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer]]==
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{{Vote
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|article=HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer
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|nom={{User:Alksub/sig}} 22:26, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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|scoretext=known harmonious device configurations
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|fornumber=19
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|for=
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'''Featured''' {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 06:59, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''N+F''' --{{User:Alksub/sig}} 22:26, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Strong for.''' --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 23:05, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Dig''' very good --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 23:06, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Ja''' --{{User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/sig}} 23:12, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#When I read this a couple months ago, I automatically assumed it had already been featured because it was so good. --{{User:VyvyanWilde/xox}} 23:43, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''oI!''' Yes... That is it. -- {{User:Sonic80/sig}} 02:41, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#--L 04:24, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Even though I see this as an actually helpful article. I do a lot of this already. {{unsigned|RAHB}}
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#'''Self-for''' Wow, I didn't even know this had been nommed. How could I not vote for? {{User:Ceridwyn/oldsig}} <span style="color:#FF3399"><small>05:42, 09 July 2007</small></span>
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#'''For'''. --{{User:Mitch 1 2/sig}} 07:57, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. --[[User:Winstanley1|Winstanley1]] 09:55, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. {{User:Don alun/sig}} 13:08, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''like it''' --[[User:THE|THE]] 15:07, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Fixed the vote-count, too. --[[User:Ekashp|Ekashp]] 15:19, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''<s>Fore Four</s> For''' {{User:the.original.joe.shmoe/sig}} 5:38, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' I remember this article from somewhere. Maybe it's the picture. I didn't know {{u|Ceridwyn}} could write either.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 21:28, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --{{User:THEDUDEMAN/sig}} 21:31, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 01:19, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Full of Nernies and Pie. --[[User:Xenophage|Xenophage]] 01:24, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
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*Ljlego - Its that whole modesty thing again :P '''I''' think that my stuff is hilarious but I don't expect others to. {{User:Ceridwyn/oldsig}} <span style="color:#FF3399"><small>12:32, 10 July 2007</small></span>
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==[[UnBooks:Only Business]]==
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{{Vote
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|nom=[[User:RAHB|RAHB]]
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|scoretext=axes apologetically put through your head
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'''Featured''' {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 05:44, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Nom''' and '''For''' Quite witty I do say -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 14:04, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' - I simply ''must'' for this article. To any other pages here I haven't, you just gotta know, it's not personal, it's just business... {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 18:05, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --[[User:Winstanley1|Winstanley1]] 20:06, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Such wonderful dark humour. -- {{User:The Number-One ALF Fan/Signature}} 21:47, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' At first I thought this was going to be so typical but it really got so good at the end.--[[User:Dr. Fenwick|Dr. Fenwick]] 21:57, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' hilarious --[[User:THE|THE]] 22:25, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Dig''' Its cool by me; all my friends call me Trotsky with this stylish icepick in my skull! ;) --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 22:44, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' {{User:Rogpyvbc/sig}} 18:02, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. --{{User:Mitch 1 2/sig}} 09:52, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Yup.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 22:01, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Sure'''. Another great one from Winstanley --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 22:07, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 00:48, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''F☭R''', {{User:Tom_mayfair/sig}}<span style="color:#DF0500"><small>05:49, 27 June 2007</small></span>
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#'''For''' - {{User:Ikabu/sig}} 10:10, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Yes please'''. {{User:Mordillo/sig3}} 16:13, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --[[User:BurekSP|BurekSP]] 14:52, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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==[[John Cage]]==
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==[[UnNews:6-year-old boy receives $20,000 in government subsidies for insect torture research]]==
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{{Vote
'''Nominate and Strong For''' - This is hysterical brilliance. It helps to know a little about Cage, but I think it'd be funny without that knowledge. Very well-written comedy. --[[User:Imrealized|Imrealized]] 07:09, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
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|article=UnNews:6-year-old boy receives $20,000 in government subsidies for insect torture research
*''Silence...'' (Cough, cough.) ''...'' ''...'' ...'''For.''' {{User:Gianthogweed/sig1}} 07:44, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
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|nom={{User:Sonic80/sig}} 18:19, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
*2+2 --[[User:Hubert Cumberdale|Hubert Cumberdale]] 15:39, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
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|scoretext=Insects Tortured since you clicked to this page
*'''AF-FIRM-A-TIVE''' --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 15:45, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
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|fornumber=20
*'''For''', seeing as I wrote most of it. The only thing I know about John Cage is that he wrote 4'33", and that was enough to make it funny for me. --[[User:Spang|Spang]] 17:33, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
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|for=
**<s>Oh, and if you vote ''for'', a ''keep'' in [[Uncyclopedia:Pages_for_deletion#John_Cage|its VFD entry]] wouldn't go amiss.</s> It won VFD. --[[User:Spang|Spang]] 23:00, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
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'''Featured''' {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 06:02, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' - nice addition to the composer pages :) --[[User:Lurgy|Lurgy]] 15:13, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'd'''. Ok, this was a very hilarious article in my opinion and definitely needs to be on the front page. Seriously. I will kill if it isn't. -- {{User:Sonic80/sig}} 18:19, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Man, this guy WAS high on kittens...--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 18:13, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' In the name of science. Very funny article. {{User:Rogpyvbc/sig}} 21:34, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For.''' Amusing, and 4' 33" is my favorite song so I must vote yes! --{{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 23:48, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
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#'''DIG''' I found this one so hilarious I had to check my user page to make sure I didn't write it. --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 00:21, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' - I like to say 'exuberant' often, not just for effect, but as a real descriptor. This writing is clever and exuberant, and made me chuckle. Well done, I say, well done. &mdash; {{User:Wild Weasel/sig5}} 15:17, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''--{{User:Manforman/sig}} 00:40, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' - I actually own a copy of ''Piano Falling Down Five Flights of Stairs in A Minor'' and it is some of his best work! [[User:Triddle|Triddle]] 00:39, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Sure'''--{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 00:45, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' - I've definietly heard ''4'33"'' before. I haven't heard some of the others, but I was especially entertained by that section. --[[User:Epynephrin|epynephrin]] 16:07, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' [[User:Roman Dog Bird|Roman Dog Bird]] 01:09, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against'''. Some good jokes (eg the extended dance remix of 4'33"), but it's quite badly written. Heaps of grammatical errors and sentences that don't make sense - including the first one of the article! -[[User:Conniption|Conniption]] 10:32, 14 April 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''', as per the Thinker. ;) {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 01:53, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''2 squared''' This really is brilliant... --[[User:Johnfn|Johnfn]] 20:09, 17 April 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. Evil, and therefore, worthy of highlighting. {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 02:14, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For.''' Amusing. {{User:Hinoa4/sig}} 00:00, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
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#I went through half of this article reading "insect" as "ince'''s'''t." This is funny too, though. --{{User:VyvyanWilde/xox}} 02:53, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
**'''Comment''' Couldn't you work in a Mortal Kombat Johnny Cage reference?--[[User: Slackerboy|SLACK]]...ah ah...he'll save everyone of us! 02:59, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' Charming and short. A good combo. {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 05:05, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against'''. Because I'm awkward. {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 15:50, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' as per RC -{{User:RAHB/sig}} 06:21, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. Because it zings with harmonious counterpoint.--[[User:Hardwick Fundlebuggy|Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] 05:29, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For'''. I knew that kid. He's in jail now. True story. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 09:02, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against''' This article had a LOT of natural potential, which was completely quashed by stupid kitten huffing references that had no relevance to the complete insanity of this already bfi person --{{User:Mindsunwound/sig}} 15:02, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
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#<s>'''BALLIN'!'''</s> --[[User:So Just Throw A Chair At Me|So Just Throw A Chair At Me]] 10:25, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For.''' Very good, affectionate, i didn't know who the fuck he was but it still made sense and ammused {{user:jack_mort/sig}} 12:35, 28 April 2006 (UTC)
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#:Sockpuppet. --[[User:So So|So So]] 01:59, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''FORE!''' Hilarious. I especially liked the part where the trumpets ''don't'' come in. --{{User:Tripod2282/sig}} 16:31, 3 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 17:07, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' - I only wish he could have written a symphony for 10 people banging their heads against a wall in unison...A great article for the front page -- [[User:Sp1r1tofRad1o|Sp1r1tofRad1o]] 02:50, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' but I think that the GAO found that he was awarded $''200,000'' for his research. {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 21:53, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' - the list of songs made me chuckle. --[[User:Nydas|Nydas]] 09:18, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''', good non-topical humor. {{User:Wehpudicabok/sig2}} 22:26, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' - brilliant --[[User:Thekillerfroggy|TKF]] 13:05, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' -- {{User:GCD/sig}} 03:51, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against''' Confusing --[[User:Mushroom|Mushroom]] 11:48, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
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#'''For''' --{{User:THEDUDEMAN/sig}}15:11, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
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#'''Aye!''', heck yes! -{{User:AhhDiddums/sig}} 18:32, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
==[[Goa Tse]]==
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#'''For''' In the name of science. Very funny article. {{User:qsceszxdwa/sig}} 15:44, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
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|againstnumber=1
*'''Nominate'''. Nice riff on what you may have thought was an exhausted meme - [[User:David Gerard|David Gerard]] 17:29, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
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|against=
*'''Nein'''. The very word "goatse" causes me to vomit. - {{user:guest/sig}} 17:32, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Against''' Hate to play Devil's Advocate here, but it just wasn't that great. Not terrible, but I've found Random Pages better. [[User:a-slice-of-cake|a-slice-of-cake]] 02:40, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
**'''Comment'''. Did you read the actual article, Sikon, or are you just subscribing to the [[Do NOT click any links!]] philosophy?--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 17:35, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
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*<s>'''Weak against'''. This article is very, very well done. I just can't bring myself to vote for anything goatse-related for the front page. Especially after Yesterday...--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 17:35, 4 March 2006 (UTC)</s>
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*This page is proof that the best UnNews pages don't have to come from current events. Just make up something that sounds funny, and you're golden! {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 03:26, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
**I cannot in good concience keep this against vote on this article as this is probably the best article on this page right now. '''Abstain'''.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 04:00, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
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*:UnNews pages normally come from current events? {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 09:02, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Also strong against.''' Rocky Mountain Oysters was bad enough, then sexual innuendo, can't we keep the front page SFW? --[[User:Nintendorulez|{{User:Nintendorulez/sig}}]] 20:01, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
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*:Yeah, at the bottom under references (sources) there are usually actual news articles, that have been spoofed for the purpose of UnNews. -- {{User:Sonic80/sig}} 16:51, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
::"SFW?" "So Fucking What?" (yes, I know.) --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 15:10, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
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*::Never take MO seriously. The guy is dripping with sarcasm. --{{User:Leoispotter/sig}} 17:07, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''.&mdash;{{User:Mandaliet/sig}} 23:28, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
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*:::Yes, especially when he talks to me..... {{User:TheLedBalloon/sig}} 17:41, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For'''. --[[User:OsirisX|OsirisX]] 01:34, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
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*:::You're mistaking wide-eyed, innocent confusion for sarcasm. Also, I rarely drip. {{User:Modusoperandi/sig}} 02:23, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Strong Against'''. --{{User:Xiao Li/sig}} 01:55, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
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*::::See, I thought it was put-on naïvete. Silly me.-{{User:Ljlego/sig}} 15:25, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For''' - I'm too lazy to click on the article link and want to read it on the front page. [[User:Guinness2702|Guinness2702]] 02:04, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
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*About a year ago for some reason I thought it would be fun to have a seperate account for doing occasional Unnews articles. But it seems pointless now, so today we merge. --[[User:So So|So So]] 01:59, 8 July 2007 (UTC) a.k.a.--[[User:So Just Throw A Chair At Me|So Just Throw A Chair At Me]] 02:01, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''Against'''. It could use some more content. --{{User:Mahroww/sig}} 08:22, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
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*:Damn, and here I thought we might actually have a new n00ber with writing skills. At least the sockmaester is someone I respect. :) --{{User:The Thinker/sig}} 02:05, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
*'''For.''' So disgusting, so wrong. But I couldn't care less. {{user:tompkins/sig}} 17:24, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
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*Biased but '''For''' -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}} 17:48, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' Enhanced by Mhaille - me too steps out of the closet. --{{User:Suresh/sig}} 03:49, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' with a smirking grin. --{{User:Keitei/sig}} 13:05, 6 March 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' want pie now --[[User:Willy on wheels!|Willy on wheels!]] 12:43, 8 March 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' the quotes alone are hilarious :) --[[User:Huffers|Huffers]] 03:06, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' Too deep for me. [[User:Faster Pussycat Kill Kill|Faster Pussycat Kill Kill]] 20:30, 9 March 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' YES! good. an original take on goatse that won't make you gag. --[[user:Jack_mort|JackMort]] 12:45, 10 March 2006 (GMT)
 
*'''For'''. A Goatse on every computer in every school by 2007. -- {{User:Codeine/sig}} 12:58, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''' - In what appears to be a sadly predictable trend for me. Even though the subject manner is handled cleverly, it's still one big anal sex joke at the end of the day. {{User:Wild Weasel/sig}} 17:44, 10 March 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Weak NEG-A-TIVE.''' I like this. I ''really'' do. It's smart, and I laughed. But I have to agree that the front page is starting to get ''too predictable'' in its display of crassness. I'm all for smutting it up, but too much of a good thing, and all that... maybe later. Yeah, definitely later. And no, not like ''that,'' you filthy bastards. I'm a trashcan. --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 15:10, 15 March 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against'''. No Goatse!!!--[[User:Anon32|Anon32]] 22:57, 16 March 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''OH my fucking god, that is so disturbing! FOR!''' --{{User:Joe857/sig}} 04:27, 19 March 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Sure''' --{{User:Roger The Bum/sig}} 11:33, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''':This article is funny, but for the front page..?--[[User:Claudius Prime|Claudius Prime]] 15:18, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For.''' Subtle and funny: I like it. --{{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 13:17, 24 March 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' Jump on the bandwagon. --{{User:02barryc/Signature}} 19:43, 26 March 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Strong Against.''' This would require an NSFWArticle for it to be featured, and it would mean some workplaces could block Uncyclopedia from their servers. --Sir Velair Wight 04:37, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' Very well written. [[User:Ethereal|Ethereal]] 08:21, 2 April 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. I didn't want to like the page, but the quotes won me over. -[[User:Conniption|Conniption]] 17:01, 8 April 2006 (UTC)
 
*I haven't voted on this yet? What the hell? '''For.''' {{User:Hinoa4/sig}} 04:59, 18 April 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against'''. It's goatse. Period. Full stop. Whatever. {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 15:56, 21 April 2006 (UTC)
 
*<s>'''Strong for''' I don't believe that this hasn't been featured --<span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS';">[[User:Roger The Bum|Roger The]]<small> [[User:Roger The Bum|BUM]] [[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Member_.28MUN.29|MUN]] [[Template:MacUser|⌥⌘⎋]] [[Uncyclopedia:Folding@home|F@H]] [[User_talk:Roger The Bum|Complaints]] [http://127.0.0.1 H4x0R M3!]</small> [http://www.euroipods.com/?r=40788 Euroipods!] <!-- Moneysign: if this counts too, just remove it. --></span> <font face="Helvetica" color="white" style="background-color:blue">Norwegian Kanaaääaäaalääaaaäaaää Attack!</font> 10:28, 24 April 2006 (UTC)</s>
 
:*'''Comment''' Although I support Yeah - votes - this one is double. --[[Image:Suresh_simple.png|22px]] <span class="nounderlinelink">'''[[Buddha|''<span style="color:red">Swami</span>'']]</span> [[User:Suresh|A. Suresh]]''' 23:39, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
 
**'''Comment''' Indeed it is... {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 04:09, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Weak For''' ancient chineese secret? I just wish that the title wasn't so offensive --{{User:Mindsunwound/sig}} 15:05, 24 April 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' Wholistic combination of the sacred and the profane --[[User:Hardwick Fundlebuggy|Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] 05:28, 26 April 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' Nice,Nice --Severian 19:00, 27 April 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''.--[[User:Rataube|Rataube]] 21:54, 29 April 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. I don't know what a goatse is, I know it isn't very funny outside this site, and this article is funny enuogh that I don't need to know.--[[User:Witt E,|Witt E,]] 05:23, 30 April 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against'''. how long has this thing been on this list? Ant to Nintendorulez, calm it or i'll have the feature [[Euroipods]] again. --[[User:Anidnmeno|<span style="color:#FF0000">'''A'''nidn '''N'''eeds '''I'''gnorant '''D'''umbasses to '''N'''ot '''M'''eaninglessly '''E'''xile him from Inter'''N'''et Meetingr'''O'''oms</span>]] <small>[[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Member_.28MUN.29|MUN]] [[Template:LinuxUser|FC4]] [[Template:MacUser|⌘]] [[Template:AzeriUser|.az]] [[User:Anidnmeno/IRC:VFO|VforIRCop]]([[User talk:Anidnmeno|HOLLA ATCHA BOY!]])</small> 03:33, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''' {{user:some user/sig}} <small>04:08, 6 May 2006 (UTC)</small>
 
*'''For'''. {{User:Bloopy/Signature}} 05:40, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against'''. [[User:Lenin & McCarthy|Lenin &amp; McCarthy]] 06:17, 7 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''NO''' ~{{User:SimulacrumCaputosis/sig3}} 01:41, 11 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For.''' C'mon folks, it's not what you think. By the time I reached the "Great Works" section, I was laughing my ass off. Get over the title and '''''read''''' it. :) ~ [[User:Todd Lyons|T]]. <small>([[User talk:Todd Lyons|talk]])</small> 13:59, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. I admit I was scared at first but this is frickin' hilarious. --[[User:Hobelhouse|Hobelhouse]] 17:00, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. Surprisingly refreshing material on an old joke. --[[User:Thekillerfroggy|TKF]] 22:58, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
 
 
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==[[Colossus of Barbie]]==
 
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'''Featured''' {{user:Rcmurphy/sig}} 01:21, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
 
 
*'''Nomination and For.''' Great article. {{User:Tompkins/sig}} 21:16, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. I agree.--{{User:Bradaphraser/sig}} 23:24, 1 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''', as the resident Egyptian Deity, this article pleases me. --[[User:OsirisX|OsirisX]] 00:10, 2 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' and thanks ;-) {{User:Prettiestpretty/sig}} 00:37, 2 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' Coolie, Colossus of Ken doesn't even compare. --[[User:Severian|Severian]] 02:03, 2 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*<s>'''Weak Against'''. Good idea, but it's a mess.</s> '''For''' - [[User:Lenin & McCarthy|Lenin &amp; McCarthy]] 06:52, 2 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''-Absolutely Wonderful--[[User:Claudius Prime|2nd Lt. Claudius Prime]] 13:07, 2 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''' I didn't really think it was very funny. Amusing concept, but meh. --[[User:ENeGMA|ENeGMA]] 21:30, 3 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' Very funny. Someone put a lot of good work into this. --[[User:Jester|Jester]] 00:59, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' but is it anatomically correct? --{{User:Mindsunwound/sig}} 20:41, 4 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. {{User:Bloopy/Signature}} 09:47, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. You can't go wrong with 2000 Kens.--[[User:Hardwick Fundlebuggy|Hardwick Fundlebuggy]] 16:32, 5 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' We need to highlight a [[Feminism|feminist]] piece. {{User:Zim_ulator/sig}} 03:50, 6 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' {{user:some user/sig}} <small>04:05, 6 May 2006 (UTC)</small>
 
*'''For.''' ~ [[User:Todd Lyons|T]]. <small>([[User talk:Todd Lyons|talk]])</small> 13:10, 6 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' - [[User:Imrealized|Imrealized]] 17:08, 6 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''I do''' --[[User:Suresh|&#123;&#123;User:Suresh/sig}}]] 21:08, 8 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''' because of the image. (I voted against it on VFP, and I will do it again.) - {{User:Guest/sig}} 04:11, 9 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For'''. Yes, the first of the seven uncyc wonders of the world. {{user:jack_mort/sig}} - 16:46, 10 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''' Cause the idea of a giant barbie scares me. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig2}} 16:47, 14 May 2006 (UTC)
 
**'''Comment''' Darling love, vote on the merits of the article, not your fear of a twenty-foot Vulva on a Barbie giantess. [[User:Faster Pussycat Kill Kill|Faster Pussycat Kill Kill]] 19:11, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''For''' Because it could have a twenty-foot vulva if it really existed. [[User:Faster Pussycat Kill Kill|Faster Pussycat Kill Kill]] 19:11, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
 
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edit U.S. Presidential Election, 1840

Vote: U.S. Presidential Election, 1840

Score: 2 drunk voters

Nomination: <<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:21, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. N&F. Another classic by the late Kwakerjack, back from the dead for your viewing pleasure. (This one is actually my favorite of the bunch, but I suspect that's because it's the first of his great series on the quirks of American politics).--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:21, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. For, but I resetn the acusatino that I am vtoing drunk! — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 05:12, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

edit Pae Do

Vote: Pae Do

Score: 2 Pae Do Masters

Nomination: SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle
For Votes: 2
  1. F☭R, Hilarious SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle02:15, 11 July 2007
  2. Shameless self-for P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:25, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

edit But Seriously...

Vote: But Seriously...

Score: 7 moments of sanity on this wacky site

Nomination: <<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:41, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. N&F, from the annals of QFA comes a winner from the Fundlebuggy.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:41, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. For--Dr. Fenwick 15:12, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. Where did he go, anyway? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:21, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. Another well written oddity from HF. He's off becoming a famous author, I hear. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:07, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. For, because I wanted to vote for last time as well. --~ Tophatsig 17:42, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:39, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. Didn't get this last time, but I must have been in a bad mood or something. For. Only "The Hardwick" could have pulled it off, though. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 05:12, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

edit HowTo:Write a Stephen King Novel

Vote: HowTo:Write a Stephen King Novel

Score: 3 copyright infringements

Nomination: Vana 21:23, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Nom and For--Okay, kiddies, I figure its about time. Vana 21:23, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. Dig good job, fun article --THINKER 21:50, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Had to think about it for a while, but sure why not. -RAHB 00:42, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments

It's been peer reviewed and edited many many many times. In my (slightly rose-colored spectacle-covered) eyes, I've done pretty darn well.

edit HowTo:Beat the Odds

Vote: HowTo:Beat the Odds

Score: 13.5 Beaten odds

Nomination: Nom P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:52, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 16.5
  1. Nom + For Re-nomming an older piece of Ljlego's work I remember from "back in the day." P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:18, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. For Cajek 21:43, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. Dig I liked it enough to vote for it the first time, why not again? ;) --THINKER 21:52, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. For Because this is pretty much the last remaining article with a UQG quote. And its funny. That too.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:53, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. Yeah sure, why not Another testament of his deserving the WotM -RAHB 04:48, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. Beats an Odd in spite of the VOTE-WHORING. --Ekashp 15:07, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. For I reviewed this article about 90 times, and would love to see it featured. oh yeah and it's funny too. --THE 15:09, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Greatest article ever. Bretthead 15:09, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. Catchy soundtrack for evil I'm Lovin' it, padapapapa 195.241.149.38 20:42, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle09:08, 09 July 2007
  11. For. I thought it was funny, and we all know that's all that matters --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:21, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. Politics...or something. No, I legitimately enjoyed this article and wasn't bribed with Monopoly Money or chocolate bars. AT ALL! It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 21:39, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Hey that's funny, neither was I! ...hehe. >_> --Señor DiZtheGreat Cuba flag large CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 23:43, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  14. Self-For -Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:26, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  15. For Finntastic 17:34, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  16. Frosted Wow. That's the good stuff. a-slice-of-cake 13:53, 10 July 2007 (EDT)
  17. For --Ekashp 21:05, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  18. For Not because of bribery, the concept is clever! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:29, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Weak Against - Sorry, just don't think that it is funny enough. {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 02:10, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against. Same as Ikabu. Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:16, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against. Some good lines but, overall, it's not a standout page. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:11, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
Comments
Oh dear. I believe I may have been zorked that night.<s> Terribly sorry. I'll try not to do it again. --Ekashp 02:22, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
Update: I looked at the timestamps. I'm sure I was pasted. Small wonder I forgot I'd voted. --Ekashp 02:33, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Afairyism

Vote: Afairyism

Score: 2 afairyisms

Nomination: Weri long wang
For Votes: 2
  1. Nom and for I don’t know what people think of this article, but I got a 41 in the pee review (after adding some pictures), so I might as well put it up. --Weri long wang 17:00, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. For Enough jokes to keep me reading it. -RAHB 04:25, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

edit Commercial

Vote: Commercial

Score: 16 commercials

Nomination: Ljlego
For Votes: 16
  1. N+F e|m|c keeps making humorous pages. Fucking e|m|c.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:31, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. For Sir Roger 02:29, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. For --THE 13:00, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --vyvyan 13:26, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. For --BurekSP 14:32, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. For --Wizardman 15:14, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 16:10, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  8. HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:07, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. HardOn! Apply directly to the forehead! Err...I mean. Crap. For. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:16, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! --General Insineratehymn 23:13, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  11. HeadOn, Apply directly to the... Penis??? ----Mgr. Sir Sonic80 02:58, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  12. Test-i-cleez mmmm -RAHB 04:20, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  13. HeadOn! Apply dir...HEADON! HEADON! HEADON! I HATE your commercials, but your article is amazing!--Mr.Vib 14:07, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  14. Commerical! Apply directly to Main Page! I HATE your commercials, but your article is amazing! --Ekashp 16:02, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  15. For--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN30px-Sucrose_b.gif 21:09, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  16. For Well written. Also, apply directly to forehead. Or else! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:42, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

edit UnNews:Uncyclopedia is better than Wikipedia

Vote: UnNews:Uncyclopedia is better than Wikipedia

Score: 7 rivals beaten down

Nomination: Andorin Kato 00:50, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 11
  1. Self-Nom & For. Nobody can argue the title. Built like an actual journalism article, and it did well in Pee Review. --Andorin Kato 00:50, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. For Whee pah! THE TRUTH MUST BE REVEALED --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:31, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. Yes!--Dr. Fenwick 03:21, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. For - Because it is better than Wikipedia, duh! A while ago, I wrote a sequel to this UnNews:Wikipedia will merge with Uncyclopedia which failed on VFH.--Sir Manforman CUN 12:18, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. For--Lt.Wyoming 17:39, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. For P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:54, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. For-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:57, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  8. For!--K-Gamer_B29 | Discussion | Station Square 20:22, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. I'm a fan of smoking and collecting asses. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:41, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. For, but I may need to change my vote. After all, its true. -- --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 02:35, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  11. F0R! Yes. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 11:33, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. --L 05:19, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. There's no need to suck up to the hometown crowd, even if it is nice to have smoke blown up our collective asses. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:16, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. Against Never really laughed. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:54, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against A nice thing to have on the site, but not funny enough for main page glory. -RAHB 04:18, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

edit HowTo:Deceive people on eBay

Vote: HowTo:Deceive people on eBay

Score: 9 smart eBay sellers

Nomination: Sir Manforman CUN
For Votes: 10
  1. Self Nom/For--Sir Manforman CUN 14:12, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. sDig I did a lot of work on this one, and I must say, it came out pretty damn good. :) --THINKER 16:44, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Who cares if it's listy? -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 18:26, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. Lists work sometimes. Also: two self noms? What is dis shiznit? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:45, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Sir Roger 19:38, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. For This shows the exact reason why my parents are broke. -RAHB 01:12, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. For Yah, yah.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 12:58, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Yes, you gotta love it really. Cause it's good. I like the lists. The lists make me want to dance. I'll dance because of those lists. The Oblong Lobster 14:25, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. Definite For'd - Wow, I may actually make some money off eBay. -- --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 21:22, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. ForIt's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 22:17, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against, a bit too listy in the middle IMO, and it didn't really make me laugh all that much. –—Hv (talk) 6/07 17:44
Comments
  • One self-nom, two self-fors. :) And for the record, there is a difference between an article containing lists and an article being listy: in the first, an article has detailed lists which are jokes themselves, and help facilitate the humor of the piece. A listy piece has lists with little to no detail that just take up space and generally do not serve the humor of the work. Of course, this is perceived differently by different people, so I have no qualms about Againsts for such a reason. --THINKER 18:53, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  • I'll be gone tommorow so there will be a delay in returning favors for votes--Sir Manforman CUN 23:28, 6 July 2007 (UTC)


edit 667:Neighbor of The Beast

Vote: 667:Neighbor of The Beast

Score: 12 wacky neighbors

Nomination: nom P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:10, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 14
  1. SN+F -- I have no idea as to how this will fare, but it's worth a shot P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:10, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. For. --Andorin Kato 18:45, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. Most Definitely For. // Sgt.Montez Icons-flag-scotland 19:41, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle02:11, 06 July 2007
  5. For --~ Tophatsig 02:12, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. For--Dr. Fenwick 14:24, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. For 1) The title 2) The TV Land line 3) The article -RAHB 01:23, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Needs a theme song by Iron Maiden, called "Neighbor of the Beast" (A rip off of "Number of the Beast", of course! --FumbDucker 02:03, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 04:04, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. Strong Fo very funny --THE 12:59, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  11. For-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:14, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. Sure, why not. Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:07, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  13. For Marmalade, indeed. Truly a classic. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:25, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  14. For --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:19, 11 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Against, didn't really make me laugh. –—Hv (talk) 5/07 19:32
  2. Against Cajek 06:20, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

edit UnBooks: The Diary of Sir Humphrey Watermelon

Vote: UnBooks: The Diary of Sir Humphrey Watermelon

Score: 7 Arabs, Zulus and all other manner of uncultured barbarians

Nomination: The Hunt Rook A dash of Dickensian Knight 06:45, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 7
  1. For Enjoyed it more than I'd like to admit. -RAHB 08:00, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. Dig rather funny. --THINKER 00:27, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:44, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. For the Queen of England--Nytrospawn 19:57, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. For--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman throw a snowball Snowman 08:01, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. For --Winstanley1 11:23, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. And now I don't feel so bad about not being British. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 17:35, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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edit UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture

Vote: UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture

Score: 12 pious appendages

Nomination: Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.07.04.02:40
For Votes: 12
  1. N+F This one actually made me laugh. Amazing. Good work here. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.07.04.02:40
  2. For -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 03:11, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Sir Roger 05:07, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. My left ear got Raptured. Now my glasses are crooked. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:46, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. For unfoturnately the ratpier left jme with no eys -!!RAHB 07:05, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. --L 09:54, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:22, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  8. For --Pie-tony 19:57, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. For Hilarious! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:26, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. For P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:19, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. –—Hv (talk) 6/07 18:02
  12. For -- Msnbat.gif ~  GCD 03:51, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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edit UnBooks:Tuesdays with Maury

Vote: UnBooks:Tuesdays with Maury

Score: 10 bold, brazen journalists

Nomination: THINKER 01:03, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 10
  1. Nom+sDig Prettiestpretty hit the nail on the head as to why this one probably wont make it to feature, but I'm going to nom it anyway; its a 100% satire, and I love it. :) --THINKER 01:03, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. For Satire at its best. -RAHB 05:37, 3 July 2007 (UTC)#
  3. For --Sir Manforman CUN 12:07, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --vyvyan 01:40, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. I've never voted on an Unbook before, but this one is damn funny. --So So 07:28, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. Strong For I believe I pee reviewed it. Very good.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:11, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. For. I'm not very happy that I'm not the father of this one :( --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:29, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  8. For (I pee reviewed it...) Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:59, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. What's great is that it touches on something that a lot of us have wondered for a long time: WTF happened to Maury Povich?--Mr.Vib 14:13, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. For --THE 15:11, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Comments

RE Prettiestpretty:

Whoops. What did I do then? /me thinks long and hard (and checks his contribs) Don't worry, guvn'a, I'll figure out this mystery.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:45, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

I REMEMBER NOW! I read the whole thing, wrote out a super kind Pee Review page, then my computer crashed. Stupid iTunes, F@H, and Facebook wall post all happening at the same time!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:53, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
This is further proof that F@H is inherently evil (besides the fact that no one really knows what it is or how it works) --THINKER 17:44, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

edit The Muffin Man

Vote: The Muffin Man

Score: 10 Psychopathic Muffin Men

Nomination: Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:57, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 11
  1. I like. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:57, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. For, because I wrote it. --~ Tophatsig 16:58, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. For, because Jocke Pirat wrote it. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:28, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. I knew him, Horatio, he used to live in Drury Lane. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:02, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. Dig because the Zappa bullet in the trivia is there, and made me lolz. :) --THINKER 02:40, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. for Several years later he would die of prostate cancer. And even that didn't stop him from releasing five albums a year. -RAHB 07:27, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle01:15, 06 July 2007
  8. For, probably the funniest thing (in my opinion) on this here Uncyclopedia. // Sgt.Montez Icons-flag-scotland 19:02, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:26, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. For--K-Gamer_B29 | Discussion | Station Square 20:26, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  11. For P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:20, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against Muffins were not known in merry old England and the grammar is in short supply. --Andreasegde 20:34, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
Comments

<s>*Abs until some Zappa-related humor is injected. Not a single reference to the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen? This is a problem. RAHB knows what I'm talkin' about. ;) --THINKER 01:09, 2 July 2007 (UTC)</s>

I don't listen to Frank Zappa, so I wan't able to put any allusions to those things. If RAHB can add them, he'd be my guest. --~ Tophatsig 01:22, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • No worries, I'll switch 'er over to a Diggins once some references are infused. :) --THINKER 01:27, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  • <s>ABS I have large ABS. But also, no UTILITY MUFFIN RESEARCH KITCHEN?! IT'S BLASPHEMY! I'd add something, but I really have no idea how to make it funny. -RAHB 01:31, 2 July 2007 (UTC)</s>
UPDATE: I lamely added one mention. Also I fixed one typo.....-RAHB 01:34, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
I'll look into this issue a little later tonight. --THINKER 01:37, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Canadians

Vote: Canadians

Score: 9 people who are watching Strange Brew right now, eh. Beauty.

Nomination: Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:47, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 10
  1. SN+F. I'm a little scared that this page may be too Canadian, but it's Canada Day long weekend, and this is about as nationalistic as I get. Enjoy! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:47, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. For I truly enjoyed this. Happy 140th. Sir Roger 06:22, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. Because your kind in Germany really annoys me. Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut
  4. Your kind everywhere annoys me. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:03, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. For eh because I have nothing funnier to say -RAHB 20:29, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. For If only for the fact that it is funny. --Andreasegde 20:37, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. Dig It makes being a Canadian sound SO awesome! ;) --THINKER 01:13, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
  8. Weak For, even though we've already got a featured article on Canada, it's funny, I don't want Modus to think I don't like him (we've been butting heads of late), and it's infinitely better than anything on Canada by Michael Moore.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:31, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. I swear, there was not a single error in the article that I could find. Also, Rachel McAdams is indeed dreamy. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 04:12, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. Beauty. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:26, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. No, Eh Tim Horton would be very disappointed by the amount of misspellings, poor grammar, and other un-Canadian things in this article. Sorry, but it doesn't pass QA. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.07.01.06:30
Comments
  • Poor grammar? In a Modus article? I refuse to believe it. Especially since I scanned it just now, lightly but all the way through, and didn't find a single one (that you couldn't call "stylistic," such as speaking in a sentence fragment, a common intentional error). Perhaps you could point some out? — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 08:12, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Say, Modus, could it be that this is your first SNF? ~Jewriken.GIF 20:03, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
No. The first since the last one, maybe, as I am quite mad. Mad! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:07, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
Once upon a time, there was a user named Modus, who SNF'd everything he ever wrote. Then, one day, he grew up. That was a long time ago, and those of us that remember that day remember it fondly. It was, of course, just before he went mad.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:12, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
  • Update. Aw, jeez...now with audio, eh. Sorry for the surprisingly crappy hoser accent... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:52, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
  • The audio reminds me of one of those old wise Native Americans who made occasional appearances on Walker Texas Ranger -RAHB 08:35, 3 July 2007 (UTC)


edit Geocaching

Vote: Geocaching

Score: 11 sporting imperialists

Nomination: Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:08, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 11
  1. Nom + For. Found this one way back in the archives. Brilliantly overlooked stuff. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:08, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. A pun this bad cannot go unreleased. --L 03:29, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Any article containing a novelty Scrimshaw engraving of a man's penis gets my vote! A work of genius. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 11:00, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. I can give you a deal on the Oregon territories, once I'm done with them. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:43, 1 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. FOR An awesome article. Anyone who votes against is simply a humo(u)r terrorist! --Kingkitty 16:10, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle12:19, 04 July 2007
  7. I still love the wonderful additions. Good stuff here. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.07.04.02:42
  8. For P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:05, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:32, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. Yeah -RAHB 05:21, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  11. Sure, why not? -- --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 02:27, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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edit UnBooks:The World According to Garm

Vote: UnBooks:The World According to Garm

Score: 10 <s>pets</s> escaped souls

Nomination: Ljlego
For Votes: 10
  1. Nom + For I remember when this was on last time. I liked it. The end.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:05, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Strong for as per Ljlego. And promise no drama this time, Shandon! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:06, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Fore!!! Darn it, a dog ate my ball! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  4. For this being the last time I have to vote for this damn page. /me crosses fingers. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:56, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. SUPER FOR! this is the greatest article I have ever read. --Kingkitty 16:08, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 16:11, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle12:19, 04 July 2007
  8. For P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:18, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. For Sheer beauty. Lovely stuff right here. a-slice-of-cake 13:19, 07 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. For Finally got around to reading this, and I wish I had earlier -RAHB 05:12, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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edit Bathroom humor

Vote: Bathroom humor

Score: 15 corny excrement jokes

Nomination: Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:39, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 16
  1. Nom + For. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:39, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Dig this article's mouth needs a soap-rinsing. --THINKER 23:24, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For'D! -RAHB 00:59, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. For - Nice images. Social Studiously 11:50, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. For...not bad, not bad.--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 15:15, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle05:37, 27 June 2007
  7. For - At least this is better than I maed a yuky doody. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:45, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Very clever. I don't understand how it can be considered nasty. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:02, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. Quite good, but does need cleaning up a bit. Some bits aren't funny (like about the elements), but generally I like. --Gazco --- hurray for me!!! 18:45, 29 June 2007 (UTC) 19:45 29 June 2007 (GMT)
  10. For Good images--Sir Manforman CUN 13:14, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  11. For --Pie-tony 20:01, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  12. FOAR Gooooood. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 01:16, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  13. For, among other things, original and funny usage of Template:Wikipedia. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 07:00, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  14. For, even though it's not as good as I maed a yuky doody. --General Insineratehymn 23:19, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  15. Hee Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:03, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  16. For Just came across this in thee pee, and was gutted to find someone had already nominated it. Don alun 14:40, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. No. It's nasty and not funny. Do you all honestly think it should be on the front page? --vyvyan 02:13, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Vulva

Vote: Vulva

Score: 15 Gear Sticks Shoved into Overdrive

Nomination: El Zoof
For Votes: 23
  1. For I still think I'm funny. Your mileage may vary, depending on the number of passengers in your Vulva. --El Zoof 07:11, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Dig I say: Funny! --THINKER 07:15, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Too funny. Sir Roger 07:40, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 13:16, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 16:13, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. For Sadly enough, I've never driven a Vulva, but I've heard that it's a great ride. The Humbled Master 16:42, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. For I've always liked this article. --THE 17:33, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. Strong For Because I'd love one of these...Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:03, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. For I'd like to take one for a spin myself. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 19:49, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. For If only for the picture of a Vulva in the swimming pool. --Andreasegde 20:18, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. For --Gaberou 20:34, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. ForI've never even heard of a Vulva until now lol.--Dr. Fenwick 00:47, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. I've driven one for years, steering can be a bit sticky, but they have a nice little engine under the bonnet. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 11:42, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  14. For My husband works on my Vulva frequently Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:00, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
  15. ForLOL nice Inuendo Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 17:40, 23 June 2007 (UTC
  16. For Don alun 20:44, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
  17. For I'm always up for good Vulvaaaaa Lasss Vegas! Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut
  18. lol --Pcgamermofo 19:18, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
  19. Drive stick with the kung fu grip, let the banana split and let it go right to your thighs. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:00, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  20. For' LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 17:51, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  21. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle05:50, 27 June 2007
  22. For - I laughed. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:55, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
  23. FOr--Sir Manforman CUN 23:16, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 8
  1. Against -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 17:12, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. That sounds like a delightful car, I don't see why everyone's laughing.--vyvyan 03:54, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. --L 05:01, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against. There's not a lot there, and what's there isn't making me want to get one. Wink wink, nudge nudge. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:06, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. Weak Against -Whats here is good stuff, but thers not enough of it. --WesternLotus 13:38, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. Weak Against: A tad short. Needs some more UMPF! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 07:00, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. Against - Just not enough clever parts. Sounds like something from a seventh grade hallway. Slash-dev-slash-random 01:52, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. Against - {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 10:10, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Abstain Could be great, and has good stuff already, but simply can't for it. -RAHB 05:35, 25 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Old hippie chick who's always collecting money

Vote: Old hippie chick who's always collecting money

Score: 15 feral kittens

Nomination: Leoispotter
For Votes: 19
  1. Nom and for Prettiestpretty's best article.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:30, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. For...this is, indeed, funny--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 04:09, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For Sir Roger 06:41, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. Peace, dude This article is far out. -- Big_Brother_Sig_Part_1.pngCUN PLS VFH (MiniluvMinitrueUnsoc) 13:27, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. Dig Because I see her at every show I go to. This state is full of em. --THINKER 21:06, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. Of course I am compelled to vote For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:01, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. For Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:25, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. like it --THE 11:58, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. For--Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 13:20, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 16:15, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. For--Gaberou 20:37, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. <s>Weak For. Text is great, but could use another picture or two. See comment that I'm about to leave on the talk page. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 22:39, 21 June 2007 (UTC)</s> Full For with new pic. Thanks, PP!  :) — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 04:00, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. For--Dr. Fenwick 00:53, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  14. I actually know plenty of people like this, if only they knew...For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me) 11:47, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  15. For Don alun 21:04, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
  16. Definitely For'd -- --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 14:37, 25 June 2007 (UTC)
  17. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle05:57, 27 June 2007
  18. Fore!  c • > • cunwapquc? 00:49, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
  19. For Article featured must! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 19:21, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
  20. For --Winstanley1 09:57, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 4
  1. Against -- The fatgoat Talk (to me, obviously) The Crap I've Done 05:33, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. Against Thought the lead was funny and the ending but there was a desert of not laughing in the middle. --Andreasegde 14:09, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. Weak Against -RAHB 01:09, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. Against --AAA! (AAAA) 23:57, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

edit
Previously Featured

edit HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer

Vote: HowTo:Feng Shui Your Computer

Score: 19 known harmonious device configurations

Nomination: Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:26, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
For Votes: 19

Featuredrc (t) 06:59, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

  1. N+F --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:26, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. Strong for. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:05, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. Dig very good --THINKER 23:06, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. Ja --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:12, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. When I read this a couple months ago, I automatically assumed it had already been featured because it was so good. --vyvyan 23:43, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. oI! Yes... That is it. -- --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 02:41, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. --L 04:24, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Even though I see this as an actually helpful article. I do a lot of this already. The preceding unsigned comment was added by RAHB (talk • contribs)
  9. Self-for Wow, I didn't even know this had been nommed. How could I not vote for? ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 05:42, 09 July 2007
  10. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 07:57, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. --Winstanley1 09:55, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. Don alun 13:08, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  13. like it --THE 15:07, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  14. For Fixed the vote-count, too. --Ekashp 15:19, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  15. <s>Fore Four</s> For The.original.joe.shmoe blahSelfportraitMUN houseplant!! 5:38, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  16. For I remember this article from somewhere. Maybe it's the picture. I didn't know Ceridwyn could write either.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:28, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  17. For --General And Min. THEDUDEMAN30px-Sucrose_b.gif 21:31, 9 July 2007 (UTC)
  18. For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:19, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
  19. For Full of Nernies and Pie. --Xenophage 01:24, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Ljlego - Its that whole modesty thing again :P I think that my stuff is hilarious but I don't expect others to. ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 12:32, 10 July 2007

edit UnBooks:Only Business

Vote: UnBooks:Only Business

Score: 16 axes apologetically put through your head

Nomination: RAHB
For Votes: 16

Featuredrc (t) 05:44, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

  1. Nom and For Quite witty I do say -RAHB 14:04, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  2. For - I simply must for this article. To any other pages here I haven't, you just gotta know, it's not personal, it's just business... P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:05, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  3. For --Winstanley1 20:06, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  4. For Such wonderful dark humour. -- Big_Brother_Sig_Part_1.pngCUN PLS VFH (MiniluvMinitrueUnsoc) 21:47, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  5. For At first I thought this was going to be so typical but it really got so good at the end.--Dr. Fenwick 21:57, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  6. For hilarious --THE 22:25, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  7. Dig Its cool by me; all my friends call me Trotsky with this stylish icepick in my skull! ;) --THINKER 22:44, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Sir Roger 18:02, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 09:52, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
  10. For Yup.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:01, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
  11. Sure. Another great one from Winstanley --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:07, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
  12. For -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 00:48, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
  13. F☭R, SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle05:49, 27 June 2007
  14. For - {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 10:10, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
  15. Yes please. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:13, 3 July 2007 (UTC)
  16. For --BurekSP 14:52, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
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edit UnNews:6-year-old boy receives $20,000 in government subsidies for insect torture research

Vote: UnNews:6-year-old boy receives $20,000 in government subsidies for insect torture research

Score: 19 Insects Tortured since you clicked to this page

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Featuredrc (t) 06:02, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

  1. For'd. Ok, this was a very hilarious article in my opinion and definitely needs to be on the front page. Seriously. I will kill if it isn't. -- --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 18:19, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  2. For In the name of science. Very funny article. Sir Roger 21:34, 5 July 2007 (UTC)
  3. DIG I found this one so hilarious I had to check my user page to make sure I didn't write it. --THINKER 00:21, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  4. For--Sir Manforman CUN 00:40, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  5. Sure--Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:45, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  6. For Roman Dog Bird 01:09, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  7. For, as per the Thinker. ;) P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:53, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  8. For. Evil, and therefore, worthy of highlighting. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 02:14, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  9. I went through half of this article reading "insect" as "incest." This is funny too, though. --vyvyan 02:53, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  10. For Charming and short. A good combo. —rc (t) 05:05, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  11. For as per RC -RAHB 06:21, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  12. For. I knew that kid. He's in jail now. True story. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:02, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  13. <s>BALLIN'!</s> --So Just Throw A Chair At Me 10:25, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
    Sockpuppet. --So So 01:59, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
  14. For -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 17:07, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  15. For but I think that the GAO found that he was awarded $200,000 for his research. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:53, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  16. For, good non-topical humor. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 22:26, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
  17. For -- Msnbat.gif ~  GCD 03:51, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  18. For --General And Min. THEDUDEMAN30px-Sucrose_b.gif15:11, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  19. Aye!, heck yes! -tinyubuntu.jpg Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 18:32, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  20. For In the name of science. Very funny article. User:Qsceszxdwa/sig 15:44, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Against Hate to play Devil's Advocate here, but it just wasn't that great. Not terrible, but I've found Random Pages better. a-slice-of-cake 02:40, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • This page is proof that the best UnNews pages don't have to come from current events. Just make up something that sounds funny, and you're golden! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:26, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
    UnNews pages normally come from current events? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:02, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
    Yeah, at the bottom under references (sources) there are usually actual news articles, that have been spoofed for the purpose of UnNews. -- --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 16:51, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
    Never take MO seriously. The guy is dripping with sarcasm. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 17:07, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
    Yes, especially when he talks to me..... P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:41, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
    You're mistaking wide-eyed, innocent confusion for sarcasm. Also, I rarely drip. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:23, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
    See, I thought it was put-on naïvete. Silly me.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:25, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
  • About a year ago for some reason I thought it would be fun to have a seperate account for doing occasional Unnews articles. But it seems pointless now, so today we merge. --So So 01:59, 8 July 2007 (UTC) a.k.a.--So Just Throw A Chair At Me 02:01, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
    Damn, and here I thought we might actually have a new n00ber with writing skills. At least the sockmaester is someone I respect. :) --THINKER 02:05, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

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