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Article: Why?:You should get a new couch	Score: 10 people who love decomposing furniture
Nominated by:	(CUN) 03:58, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
For: 10	Nom and For. There's not much on VFH at the moment, so I'd thought I'd nom this. It was featured on the Why? namespace anyway.-- (CUN) 03:58, September 16, 2010 (UTC) For. I admit I am not a huge fan of first person narrative but this does work in my view. A feature I hope. RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:06, September 17, 2010 (UTC) For although it'd work better if the picture actually depicted an ugly couch. That one's nice. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100918 - 21:16 (UTC) For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:13, 18 September 2010 For. Because what's VFH without voting for your own article? Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 00:33 Tuesday, September 21, 2010 For. Because I read this article quite a while ago, and it still cracks me up. Gen. Fudgem0bile Shit in toilet bowl? Blast it with piss. 04:49, September 21, 2010 (UTC) For. We're done auto-against voting all first person and gag articles these days, right? Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 14:39, September 21, 2010 (UTC) For. almost missed this... Funnybony  08:05, Sep 23 08:05, September 23, 2010 (UTC) For Like it --I'mthedaddy 23:50, September 24, 2010 (UTC) For. (But don't tell my couch, it thinks it's going on "vacation.")  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  25 Sep 2010 ~ 02:59 (UTC)
Against: 0	No against votes
Comments	Abstain. You need to find one more picture. 137.159.95.30 05:51, September 17, 2010 (UTC) Done. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:16, September 17, 2010 (UTC) I'm abstaining. A decent read but there's nothing hugely funny in there, in my opinion. --Black Flamingo 12:38, September 22, 2010 (UTC)

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