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What I did on my hols (history, logs)

Article: What I did on my hols

Score: 11.5

Nominated by: Sog1970 17:08, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
For: 18.5
  1. For I'd have sent everyone a postcard but I didn't have stamps. --Sog1970 17:08, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:07, 1 Aug
  3. Strong For. I really enjoyed it ChiefjusticeDS 20:52, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. But what's up with calling your mom "Mam"? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:52, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUN) 22:14, Aug. 1, 2009
  6. For. Hits all the right notes, back of the net, etc. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:06, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
  7. Wow.Flashfreez 23:31, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. Hilarious. Although, no mention of Plymouth? The only real town in Devon? Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 08:40, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
    I fear Bideford and Minehead in the north-western recess of Devon are far more famous. Don't look at me though, I hate going to Devon sometimes. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 11:17, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote For. I admit I am a fan of the Soggy style. This one again shows everyone here how to produce an article that really is finished and deserving VFH status. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 10:07, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
  10. For Demonstrates how dangerous visiting England be for the truly virtuous--I'mthedaddy 10:59, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
  11. For. I like it, it's a tried-and-tested method but this is original and funny enough to be featured. Are you a geordie btw? -- El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 16:22, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
  12. For. Although I would reccomend that the last pic and the NSFW template be removed. They detract from the rest of the article. -- ugly Ape (jiggle) (Riot Porn) 22:15, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
  13. For. InMooseWeTrust 02:51, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  14. For. --Docile hippopotamus 10:36, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  15. For. Extra points for being sweet and funny at the same time. Myocardialinfarction 18:27, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  16. For. are we there yet? Pup t 07:55, 7/08/2009 07:55, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
  17. For Per my pee review, which should have technically been linked to somewhere as this is a self nom.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:22 7 August 2009
  18. For. 19:19, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
  19. For. If I can vote for more than one VFH. Made me pee my panties. Miley Spears 04:08, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
Against: 7
  1. Against. I figured I wouldn't like this when I started reading it, and I was right. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:16, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against per Guildy. Staircase CUNt 16:25, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against per Guildy & Dex, and I really don't like featuring articles that contain nudity. --Mn-z 17:50, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  4. Against per Guild, Dex, Staircase, Acrolo, and Mnbvcxz Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:55, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
    Seriously "I figured I wouldn't like it and didn't" and " As above" - a why would be helpful--Sog1970 12:01, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
    VFH isn't the place for those "whys" - you'd be better off putting it through PEE. (I'd point you to the ruling where I read that, but I can't for the life of me remember.) Pup t 12:55, 11/08/2009
    Bollocks, people give reasons all the time. Only 1 person gives any sort of reason in a PEE, and this had one anyway. 5 people voting against without any reason at all is pathetic.--Sog1970 07:44, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
    I believe the exact rule is, VFH is not a discussion page. If you'd like constructive criticism for your article, please submit it to Pee Review. And if I'm not mistaken, its at the top of the VFH page, bottom paragraph of the header. --Mn-z 17:46, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
  5. If anything, we should encourage the featuring of articles that include nude imagery, but the narrator's voice reminds me of something that I cannot place but apparently do not like. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 09:00, Aug 5
    Anti-Welsh prejudice becomes no one.--Sog1970 22:34, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  6. Against per everyone--Dinosinatra 22:41, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
  7. Against.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:10, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Nope, not a Geordie. Why?--Sog1970 21:47, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
  • The "mam" thing, I can only think of geordies who say that -- El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 21:50, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
  • All Welsh-speaking kids use "Mam", which is why he sent a card to his "Nain and Taid". Actually, I think a lot of scousers and mancs also use Mam--Sog1970 07:57, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Abstain Comment I like this, but it is too similar to another featured article which I can't seem to find right now for me to vote for. If I did that, I'd feel like an ass toward Ape cause of the time I voted against one of his articles cause it's concept was too similar to the one about the Virigina Tech Massacre. Yeah. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:53, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
    I think you're thinking of this one, and the similarities actually kinda tickled me. Not that I care how you vote. Except that you're totally messing with my "vote the same way Dexter does" policy. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:37, 3 Aug
    Dude I don't care. Do whatever you want. -- ugly Ape (jiggle) (Riot Porn) 22:18, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
    I'll stick with the abstain and my misspelling of Virgina per the recommendations made in your vote. It's gonna be featured either way, so no need for me to change, anyway. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:21, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
    There is an article "What I did on my vacation" but that's advice on how to write that sort of essay for school.--Sog1970 07:57, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. Meh... the inevitable return of little Joshy? As much as I like the article it's a bit too soon for him to return from his holiday. Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 11:02, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. Per Acrolo and Dexter. Nameable mumble? (UnScr:PWotM) 14:45, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
    This isn't Joshy. Granted it's a tad similar, but this kid is older. And Welsh. And more Neurotic. You clearly didn't read teh article if you think this is Joshy.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 16:22 7 August 2009
Who is Joshy anyway?-- 19:21, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
Orian didn't write this!!! It isn't Joshy, let's not punish another user because Orian wrote the style to an early grave. For the IP's benefit Joshy is Orian's "little friend" who writes articles. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:08, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
Did you mean that to sound as wrong as it did in my head?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:32 8 August 2009
I most certainly did :) --ChiefjusticeDS 17:20, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
Actually, the IP was me - forgot to sign in. I don't think I ever read any little Joshy but, if he's as lovely as Rhodri, maybe I should--Sog1970 09:24, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
Shame on you and you mothers! HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle, Nursery and LazyTown. Although I said no more and I meant it.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:32 8 August 2009
Don't worry, I know it's not little Joshy. So forget my Per "Acrolo" bit. Per Dexter instead. Nameable mumble? 09:24, 14 August 2009 (UTC)


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