Article: UnPoetia:Why, oh why, Mister Cat!
Score: 6.5 cat lovers
C a t t h e C o l o u r f u l (Feed me!) Zzz 16:09, April 27, 2011 (UTC) 16:09, 27 April, 2011 ( U T C )
The best Poem I have ever read... C a t t h e C o l o u r f u l (Feed me!) Zzz
16:09, 27 April, 2011 ( U T C ) For. And I'm not even voting for this just to be difficult like usual. I laughed.
– Sir Skullthumper, MD ( criticize • writings SU&W) • 16:18 Apr 27, 2011 That's actually pretty normal. ~ 16:23, 27 April 2011
For. — Sir S o c k y (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM
16:27, 27 April 2011 For. Can't vote against cat neutering. ( ) talk 17:05, 27 April 2011 17:05, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
For In honor of the cat I wrote this about long ago. Mega Pleb • Dexter111344 • 17:11, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
Complain here For -- 17:55, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
B r i g a d i e r G e n e r a l S i r Z o m b i e b a r o n For. T.S. Elliot. And people that have hung out around cats would get it, and they'd laugh at the feature. Maybe fix the caption link, though, unless it's part of the yoke. 1:38 28-4-'11
Aleister For. Georgeous -- K evil Lips 02:09, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
MUN, CM, NS, 3of7 I had a laugh. 22:15, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
T K F U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK Strong For Per Aleister. I've always had cats, and I totally get this. Also, little Mikey (a one-year-old tabby) votes "For" as well--he can't stand seeing poor little kitties get neutered. See? he agrees; he's eating my shoelaces. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable.
04:02 April 30, 2011 (UTC) For 04:02, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
~ ~ [ S i r Ljlego , GUN talk] Weak for. After thinking about this long and hard, I've decided I sort of like this. -- 05:41, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
For. Beats a mile-long article with zero laughs any day. Ed Refugee 14:44, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
My cat approves So do I, for that matter. -- Username18 KUN 02:40, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
FP My attention span approves. -- 16:09, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
Against. It's, like, thirty words long, and good for exactly one laugh. Sorry. — Unführer Guildy Ritter von 17:42, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
Guildensternenstein Against. Are you kidding me? It doesn't even make a rhyme and it's sooo small. ~ 18:18, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
Against. Not exactly T.S.Eliot... omArtus R * Im perator ® ( 20:50, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
) Orate Against. However how beautifully written and funny the poem is, I believe this is far too short to be featured. 01:57, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
Mattsnow Against. No. 18.104.22.168 00:12, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
Against. What the hell is this -- 22:20, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
F r o s t y d a h s n o w g u y Against. per above. 05:46, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
Mn-z Against It's not as good as something that's better. . mAtt lobster ( 11:05, May 1, 2011 (UTC)
hello) Against. WTF? FRESH MEAT ♥ talk to me 21:48 8 May 2011 21:48, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
Against. It reminds me a lot of the song "Kitty" by The Presidents of the United States of America. And I hated that song. 21:17, May 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comment. Guildy: you do have a point; everything you said in your vote is totally accurate. But do consider the limitations of the namespace it was created in.
– Sir Skullthumper, MD ( criticize • writings SU&W) • 17:46 Apr 27, 2011
inb4 UnPoetia:Epic Poem is mentioned. Mega Pleb • Dexter111344 • 17:53, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
I don't really buy the whole 'limitations' argument, as evidenced by this massive fucking thing I wrote in the very namespace in question. — Unführer Guildy Ritter von 01:32, April 28, 2011 (UTC)
Guildensternenstein Comment II: Comment harder. Poetry doesn't need to be long, and certainly doesn't need to rhyme. I'll shut up now.
– Sir Skullthumper, MD ( criticize • writings SU&W) • 19:23 Apr 27, 2011
Hence the "roses are red" poem on UnPoetia's front page! Which I find to be hilarious, by the way. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable.
04:10 April 30, 2011 (UTC)
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