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Article: UnPoetia:The Best Damn Tape Measure in the World

Score: 13 losses to the Eagles

Nominated by: Docile hippopotamus 09:09, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
For: 14
  1. nom and for. It's funny. --Docile hippopotamus 09:09, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For, although I had a mechanical pencil that was considerably better than the tape measure this jackass had. You should've seen it. You could click that pencil like a mofo. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:27, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Dig. Court ordered poetry. Brings back memories. -- Also, penis. 23:38, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  4. Self-Concept-For. Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:14, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:40, 4 November 2009
  6. Powerful work of literaturePaizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)
  7. For. Reminds me a bit of my own obnoxiously-rabid-football-fan-articles, but with a profound, artistic bent worthy of nothing less than the fullest of praises. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:31, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. I used a tape measurer just like that. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:36, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  9. sDig Thanks to TKF and everyone who joined the group and entered the contest. I'll probably do another one sometime next year.. --THINKER 06:51, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  10. For FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 06:55, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  11. For. Fine stuff. --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:15, Nov 5
  12. Ankh smite Bless. 'cause the Eagles are awesome. Che 15px-SBQ3.JPG } 23:02,5November,2009
  13. For Cute, plus a bonus because UnPoetia is a notoriously tough one, and this is good enough for VFH. --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 23:38, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
  14. For. Pup 05:17, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
Against: 1
  1. Against. Didn't really make me laugh. :| Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 15:07, Nov 3 2009
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