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Article: UnNews:Wind farms are solution to global warming	Score: 11
Nominated by:	Funnybony  15:11, Jun 5
For: 13	For. Funnybony  15:13, Jun 5 For. Mattsnow 15:25, June 5, 2012 (UTC) For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:44, 5 June 2012 Sure, whatever ☭ ♂ Matthlock ☯ ☃ € ☭ 23:31, June 5, 2012 (UTC) For. nice ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:41, June 6, 2012 (UTC) For. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill | 11:26, June 6, 2012 (UTC) For. I understand and I wish to continue. . 11:37, June 7, 2012 (UTC) For. Sycamore (Talk) 22:13, June 7, 2012 (UTC) For. -- Alpha Quintesson (talk) 05:34, June 9, 2012 (UTC) For. Cawalker (talk) 00:22, June 17, 2012 (UTC) For. Phantasmotronogun (talk) 11:42, June 20, 2012 (UTC) For. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:56, June 23, 2012 (UTC) For. Wasn't sure then I read the bit about napalm and a snigger sneaked out. Chiefjustice3DS 18:44, June 24, 2012 (UTC)
Against: 2	Against. Lantash (talk) 06:47, June 8, 2012 (UTC) Against. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:08 Jun 22 2012
Comments	Mr Matt suggested I Nom this--Funnybony  15:11, Jun 5 Comment. What do you mean by a "tourist in Assam"? What is this article actually about? It could use a clear beginning and end, especially if it's an unnews piece, and a good LOL moment. Perhaps exagerating the uselessness of the fans would make for a funnier story, IMHO. ShabiDOO 19:03, June 5, 2012 (UTC) Comment. Hi Shabi, the Indian tourist from Assam is an Indian tourist from Assam. The uselessness of the fans is the fact, this is the absurd, not the factual. You're a hard person to please anymore. Cheers! Funnybony  08:00, Jun 6 Funnybony, that the fans were useless, it just didn't come across to me clearly. Ultimately it's just my opinion. If you prefer I don't give any more constructive criticism, I'll stay silent on your articles. Cheers. --ShabiDOO 10:38, June 6, 2012 (UTC) Comment. Against. Quoted source is NOT current news - date is forged. Plus, shameless plagiarism of a current vfh. Funnybony, if you want to add another award to your sizeable collection use your own work not someone else's. Lantash (talk) 07:56, June 8, 2012 (UTC) Can we avoid finger pointing here and the 'shameless plagiarism' accusation? You can disagree with a nominated article and vote against but I would prefer contributors to be at least civil to each other. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:56, June 14, 2012 (UTC) Comment. I am being civil. I can assure you, you will know if I am not. Though, another frontpage poke at windfarms would actually be a positive event. So, I hereby grant Funnybony permission to copy my article's content in whatever shape or form.. ;) Lantash (talk) 13:05, June 19, 2012 (UTC) Comment. Much appreciated, Master Lantash. And you, kind sir, are welcome to share the air that we breath. Because "Wind Farms" being operated by engines to blow wind, rather than the other way around, is a great joke - Congratulations! Because it is a single joke it seems like an ideal for a much shorter UnNews report. Now as you point out it deserves to be on the front page, this time as UnNews, I hope you will vote FOR. I'll be happy to call it a collab and share the FA with you. Hopefully we might even have more collabs. Cheers!Funnybony  21:15, Jun 19 I just added one line to the article and made it a million times better. If I vote "for", will you share the FA with me too!?!?!?!?!????!!!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?? --ShabiDOO 23:05, June 19, 2012 (UTC) Comment. Sure, Shabi, can DOO Funnybony  08:22, Jun 20 Wait...I change my mind. I want full credit! --ShabiDOO 09:12, June 20, 2012 (UTC) Comment. Well, full credit only goes to Uncyclopedia. But you can certainly share credit if it is featured or not. Funnybony  09:32, Jun 20 If you publish this and not give me full credit for this entire article, I will sue you. And then Ill sue wikia. And then I'll sue ZombieBaron, because he is an innocent party to all of this! --ShabiDOO 00:32, June 22, 2012 (UTC) Comment. My sister is named Sue, so what else is scary? But I bet Wikia's Mom can beat-up your Dad. Maybe! Anyway, you can have it all provided Sir Lantash agrees. Cheers! Funnybony  13:44, Jun 23

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