Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Unsung hero makes ultimate sacrifice

Score: 8 Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels.

1. For - I lulled. -- lavish Ape (BASH) (Riot Porn) 01:10, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
2. For. Because the planet desperately needs the Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels. All the Birdies can drop dead for all I care, though. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:25, 2 September 2010
3. Self-For The Fred Phelps of environmentalists. Also, it's my baby. <3 - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at01:29, Thursday 02 September 2010 -
4. Weak For. Only because this isn't as funny as this. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:45, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

   I had feared that would be a bit of a problem, not much can top that. :P - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at01:48, Thursday 02 September 2010 -

5. For. Fuck infants. T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:50, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
6. A great Article, for a great man. --++ 01:54, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
7. For, because I feel like it.Sir Shandon (Talk) (Trophy Room) 03:00, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
8. For. Whoring UnNews is always good. Poor taste sealed the deal for me. Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 04:05, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
9. For. And I hadn't heard this story before. Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:03, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
10. For. i havent actually read this, but i was told to go vote for it -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 06:08, Sep 2
11. For Finally, an UnNews that can be featured in a timely fashion. Hopefully tomorrow. Aleister 11:40 2 9
12. For. By gosh, topicality. --UU - natter 11:51, Sep 2
13. For MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:19, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
14. For. An Ayatollah ordered me to. I can't refuse. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 03:25, September 3, 2010 (UTC)
15. For -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 03:13, Sep. 5, 2010
16. For. I also thought it was a bit short but once I read the manifesto I was sold. --^Dame 11:13, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
17. I get it now. --Black Flamingo 21:03, September 18, 2010 (UTC)
18. For. It's funny! ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100918 - 21:37 (UTC)
19. For. So if "The Turner Diaries" == Timothy McVeigh, then "An Inconvienant Truth" == James J. Lee? Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 14:21, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

1. Against.....short one gag UnNews article.....sorry... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
2. Against. Not front page worthy, sorry maybe the feature on UNnews. Dr. Fenwick 17:11, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
3. Against. I do not understand the popularity of this article. It basically just retells the story of what some psycho did and then asserts that he is a hero. It's also very short. What am I missing, here? pillow talk 17:50, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

   For one thing, we'd probably be one of the only (un)news organizations providing a link to his interesting manifesto. The press is only reporting a very tiny part of it, the population rant, without the other material. And he actually wrote "Froggies", so we should give his corpse a platfom, ay? Aleister 19:08 2 9

   So I guess you won't find this funny either, right? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:54, 2 September 2010

4. Against. per Hyper-bowl. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 2:59 PM 9/2/10
5. No Per Hype, it just tells the story of what he did albeit in a rather good sarcastic tone. However if I wanted lines like Good night, sweet prince, I'd go to ED and get a bucket of badly photoshopped penises and jokes about black people for a dollar extra. --Nikau 05:16, September 3, 2010 (UTC)

   Wow, you've impressed me. That's the second most dickish and condescending against reason I've ever seen. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at23:04, Saturday 04 September 2010 -

6. Against. Hype is right.--HM (T) 04:02, September 5, 2010 (UTC)
7. Against. UnNews page lead but not a feature. RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:13, September 5, 2010 (UTC)
8. Against Didn't make me laugh. Not very good. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:35, September 5, 2010 (UTC)
9. Nah. Didn't laugh, etc. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 08:50, Sep 16 2010
10. Against. Per Mhaille. ChiefjusticePS2 07:07, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
11. Against. What Hype & Mhaille said. Its basically retelling a story but saying a terrorist is a hero. Mn-z 02:51, September 22, 2010 (UTC)

• Comment. I did read this. RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:37, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

  Cool. :P MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:19, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

• Comment. I still haven't read this. Can somebody tell me if it's any good? -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 03:54, Sep 5
• I protest!!! And take hostages! This should have been in the feature que a couple of days ago, but it's been allowed to linger and picked up a few no votes in the meantime. Hostages! Aleister 12:16 5 9
• Comment. The title is boring. --Wilytank 15:10, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

  'twas deliberate. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at20:43, Tuesday 21 September 2010 -