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Article: UnNews:Study: Blueberries are actually just peas holding their breath

Score: 12 peas slowly suffocating

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For: 12
  1. Nom and For This is a clever little news story that had me laughing out loud several times. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:35, March 22, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Rather random, but what the hell. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:47, 22 March 2011
  3. Symbol for vote For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:47, 22 March 2011
  4. Symbol for vote For.MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:34, March 22, 2011 (UTC)
  5. For. Humbucker you did it again! ShabiDOO 20:03, March 22, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Takes a clever idea and puts an unpredictable spin on it. Making a whole article full of bad blueberry puns would have been a bad idea that stretched the concept thin; this article is a good idea that takes the idea in absurd directions without missing a beat. Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:29, March 22, 2011 (UTC)
  7. It's a bit more coherent, so I feel good voting for. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:44, March 23, 2011 (UTC)
  8. For. Honestly, I think it's one of my best. I never laugh while writing, but I was cracking up during this one. ~ Humbuck Talk 21:20, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
  9. For. Christ, so I did hear tiny screams in my mouth... Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 04:08, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Symbol for vote For. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 21:26, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
  11. For. I thought We'd voted for this one once before? Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 13:18, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
  12. For. Ah go on then. ChiefjusticeDS 08:48, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 0
  1. Against It's a good idea, but it's choppy. For instance, neither of the comments made by the farmers really go anywhere. It's as though they were thrown in there without elaborating on any context. Who are the "four or five of them" screaming "TAKE US WITH YOU!"? Activists? The peas? The dead peas?! Other farmers? Who!? I haven't a clue. My point is, it's a clever idea and is pretty funny, but it's disjointed. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:29, March 22, 2011 (UTC)
  • Good catch; I added a subject to the "Take us with you" scene. Don't know how I missed that in the first place. ~ Humbuck Talk 23:22, March 23, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Comment. The headline is clever, and the article follows it for all of the first sentence before switching gears. I offered more comments on his talk page when it came out. Not his best stuff by far. Spıke ¬ 12:38 22-Mar-11
  • Abstain. Its good, but really this just belongs as an UNnews feature not the front page. Dr. Fenwick 20:34, March 22, 2011 (UTC)
  • Comment. Ho hum UnNews - Abstain Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:29, Mar 23 14:29, March 23, 2011 (UTC)
  • Abstain. More perplexingly random than funny. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:35, March 24, 2011 (UTC)

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