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Article: UnNews:Polls indicate Americans are terrified

Score: 11.5

Nominated by: Shabidoo 15:36, January 7, 2011 (UTC)
For: 11.5
  1. Nom and for. Lots of great punch lines and greater irony. :) Shabidoo 15:36, January 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:10, 7 January 2011
  3. Self-for MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:26, January 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Great article! FDR told the Americans that "the only thing to fear is. . .fear itself" and they've been afraid ever since. Republicans and establishment figures welcome their fear. I'm afraid I must vote for this page. Aleister 2:10 8 1 '11
  5. For. Also, for the record, there are many ways to write about many things in many styles. There is no right way to write, nor is there a write way to right. There may, however, be a Wright way to rite. --This signature has been kaputted by odor of the fecking cabal. HATERZ GONNA HATE ASK ME ABOUT MY HUGE, MUTILATED PENIS 05:23, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol against vote.svg Against - Shame on you! Fear is the backbone of society. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 15:22, Jan. 8, 2011
  7. Symbol for vote.svg For. Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 02:29, Sunday 09 January 2011 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG
  8. Symbol for vote.svg For.Myg.png Myg2.png 08:38, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
  9. For. -- El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 10:54, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
  10. For. --Black Flamingo 11:40, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
  11. For. Yay! 67.188.7.72 18:43, January 9, 2011 (UTC)
  12. For --EMC [TALK] 12:11 Jan 10 2011
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Comments
  • As always, I dislike mocking the political wings by exaggerating them into caricatures--it's too close to what real political commentators do in dead seriousness. Author graciously toned it down for me, but the portrayal of irrational fears versus the "facts" is still overtly pro-Obama (as is natural when Anderson Cooper is your Source). Bickering ideological bookends, exclamation points, and finally, swears, break the resemblance to a news story. Spıke ¬ 22:44 7-Jan-11
    Actually, I beg to differ. As you said, real political commentators do this all in dead seriousness. Who are real political commentators? Journalists (in the loosest sense of the word). Unfortunately this is what "news" has devolved to in this day and age. Is not the essence of satire exaggeration to make a point? Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYB - CUN - VFH - Whoring - More Whoring ... at 03:02, Sunday 09 January 2011 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG

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