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Article: UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows

Score: 15 old dead women

Nominated by:
For: 17
  1. Symbol for vote Self nom + for I've been working on this for a little while. It's one of my favorite articles I've ever written. I hope everyone likes it. Thanks. --Tophat headless 01:38, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:51, 25 April 2011
  3. Symbol for vote For. Needs some Magic copyediting, but 'sides that, to die for. Aleister 23:03 25-4-'11
    Al, thanks for the vote, but what do you mean by "Magic copyediting"? --Tophat headless 00:13, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
    Minor copyediting things, I've done some of those for ya. Aleister 12:15 27-4-'11
  4. For. so silly --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 02:46, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
  5. For. Jackofspades (talk) 02:54, 30 April 2011 02:54, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
  6. For. Hilarious EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:15, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote For. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:32, April 30, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote For. Atta boy, Magic. --Chupa chups(talk) 15:34, 1 May 2011
  9. Symbol for vote For.MimoMimomaxusMaxus 11:53, May 2, 2011 (UTC)
  10. This is the most unugly news story to have ever been not ugly in the history of VFH!!! --ShabiDOO 20:10, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote For. You learn something new everyday. --Username18 KUN FP 02:50, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
  12. Funny is funny. This is funny. Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:42, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
  13. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:42, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
  14. Symbol for vote For. I only wish there was something else we could use for that second picture instead the same one--it's kind of redundant. Other than that, it's great. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:40 May 16, 2011 (UTC)
    Okay, I changed the image. --Tophat headless 00:05, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
  15. For-- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 19:00, May 17, 2011 (UTC)
  16. For. Great concept. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:48, May 17 MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:48, May 17
  17. For. Got a smile from me. Deserves a feature. Chiefjustice32X 15:41, May 18, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 2
  1. I don't know if it's especially so for UnNews or not, but featured articles should be or do something special, and this one doesn't seem to for me. It's not bad, but it's really not that good, either. Sorry, mon; I do like silly and I like random, but this just sort of overdoes it without much else. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:02, 3 May 2011
    Ah... I see... thank you for voting, but I'd like to point out one thing, I don't believe I whored all that much. --Tophat headless 20:05, May 3, 2011 (UTC)
    Anyway, can you give me any advice on how to improve it so I can try to flip your vote? Thanks. --Tophat headless 02:17, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
    Short of a complete rewrite, not really, sorry... most UnNews just plain ain't feature material in the first place, and the direction you take this really doesn't work for me at all. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:27, 6 May 2011
  2. It's rather zany, but I did not find it particularly funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:07, May 13, 2011 (UTC)


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