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Article: UnNews:Obama unveils education reform plans

Score: 13 Acts of porking [sic]

Nominated by: Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:38, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
For: 14
  1. Nom+For. UnNews like you've never seen it before. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:38, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
  2. For because this article is my snowflake and we should lower the standards so it feels good about itself and I don't have to be a good parent. --monika 20:09, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
  3. strong for. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:14, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. Great stuff. That image though - Barack's the President of the USA and he's not wearing a tie...what sort of example does he provide for inner-city black kids? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 08:53, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. British jokes are the finest, but American jokes still have a bit of concept. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 04:09, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. Love this. So what if it has a point? It's funny stuff. Dbtng 10:25, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
  7. For. It is a bit long for an UnNews, but dammit, it's funny. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:53, 11 Apr
  8. Stupid kids lol 81.165.225.248 21:54, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
  9. For. Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:25, 12 April 2009 (UTC)
  10. Sure. Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:56, Apr 13
  11. For. The policy we've all been waiting for. -- Meta 500 02:40, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
  12. For. 76.120.125.126 20:57, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
  13. For Very good, quite like an editorial --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 05:22, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
  14. Symbol for vote For. Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUN) 10:20, Apr. 18, 2009
  15. For. --Docile hippopotamus 09:46, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
Against: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. A polemic rather than unNews. Perhaps an article instead ?--Romartus 06:30, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • Abstain. I are a Brit. It looks well written, but I can't quite get the joke. I need education Asahatter (annoy) 22:50, 7 April 2009 (UTC)
  • As brief as possible? "No Child Left Behind", Bush's administration's policy, required all (95%) children at a school pass state-regulated exams to get federal funding. Blah blah blah, it fucked up a lot of public (state-run, not British "public") schools because it was really stupid. This fictional proposed plan is as opposite a policy as I could come up with. It is completely ridiculous but still makes more sense than NCLB. Toss in some references to actual people, and BAM, unnews. --monika 23:01, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

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