Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnNews:Massacre at Brookfield Zoo (3rd nomination)

Article: UnNews:Massacre at Brookfield Zoo	Score: 3 wrongfully imprisoned animals
Nominated by:	Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:49, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
For: 7	SelfNom+For. To honor the conclusion of the Ruffles the Tiger saga, I'd like to nominate this article. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:49, 29 December 2008 (UTC) Weak For still has some formatting ugliness, but its funny overall. --Mnbvcxz (Annoy) 14:34, 29 December 2008 (UTC) W♥v. Excellent satire. —Sir SysRq (talk) 18:42, 29 December 2008 (UTC) For. Good article. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 20:22, Dec 29 For. Penguins devoured human flesh like voracious piranhas, Dogshead 14:40, 30 December 2008 (UTC) For. Just to see Longneckkiller back on the front page. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:45, 31 December 2008 (UTC) I approve of this article. I am the Supreme Ruler of Reality, kneel before my presence!
Against: 4	Where was the funny? Devoured by the animals? Because it wasn't in that article. If anything feature the original article this one rode off. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:55, 31 December 2008 (UTC) Against. I tried, but couldn't find anything particularly funny. Sorry. --UU - natter 10:05, Jan 4 against per uu. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:07, 5 January 2009 (UTC) Against Per all of the above. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 15:42, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
Comments	It was pee'd here and more recently here. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:58, 29 December 2008 (UTC) UnNews:Tiger quietly plans to devour infant was already nommed once, unsuccessfully. If anyone rather wants to try that one, go ahead and renom it. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:01, 31 December 2008 (UTC) Additionally, the humour in this article is mainly satirical and not plain jokingly funny. Please take this into account before voting.-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:09, 31 December 2008 (UTC)