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Article: UnNews:Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time

Score: 16 nuts that didn't find any god or even Buddha...

Nominated by: Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 03:54, Oct 25 2009
For: 17
  1. Nom+For. I came across this on Matt lobster's userpage. It's short, yes, but very funny (IMO). Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 03:54, Oct 25 2009
  2. For. Andorin Kato 03:56, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
  3. For. Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 09:52, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. Good enough for me. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 20:50, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. Pup 23:41, 25/10/2009
  6. For. Excellent. ChiefjusticeDS 10:28, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
  7. For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:24, 26 October 2009
  8. Perfect Carried out with great timing and subtlety. What all UnNewses should be like. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 03:49, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
  9. Oh Yeah! Just great! Ptok-Bentoniczny 11:21, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
  10. For. I went to that B&Q today. I'm serious. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:46, Oct 28
  11. For. Nice. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:15, Oct 28
  12. For. I lol'd. Dark_ApostropheThe Memory Hole 13:52, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  13. Conditional for. On the basis of the current, proofread, updated version. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:25, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  14. for. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:29, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  15. For. Short but sweet. Less is more with some concepts, this is one of them. Like it just as is. -RAHB 00:17, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  16. For. Very nice. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)
  17. For. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:51, 29 Oct 19:51, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
Against: 1
  1. Reluctant Against. As it stands now, this is really good, but I feel a lot more can still be done with this idea and this article before it hits the front page. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:43, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment. I saw this before and liked it too, but is it long enough for a feature? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:23, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
    • That's up to you. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 04:47, Oct 25 2009
      • Will you stop giving sensible answers? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:07, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
        • We have only the first three or four paragraphs and an image on front page. If this is longer than three or four paragraphs, then that would make it long enough. (Although I still don't understand why that image. Humour is just avant-garde for me.) Pup 03:15, 26/10/2009
          • Hey, Uncle Puppy gave me a real answer! The image seems random to me, too, and I might prefer something else. But if God is everywhere, well, why shouldn't the Supreme Being be enjoying the vast selection of this British retailer of DIY and home improvement tools and supplies that was founded in 1969? And did you know, Puppy, that it's the fourth largest such retailer in the world? And also did you know I know how to look up things on Wikipedia? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:38, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
            • Wow. You sure know a lot of things. What's Wikipedia? Pup 03:42, 26/10/2009
              • Something us young kids know about that you old dogs can't learn. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:29, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment. Before this gets featured, which it looks like will probably happen, can we update the date on the article? It doesn't seem tied to any particular time anyway, but it might seem odd having a 2007 dated article featured near the end of 2009. I'll do it if no one tells me otherwise. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:01, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
    • Now that it's been updated and proofread, I like it (see vote above). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:27, October 28, 2009 (UTC)


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