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Article: UnNews:Local man disappointed as Twister game fails to turn sexual

Score: 12.5 disappointingly non-erotic party games

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For: 14
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and for First thing I wrote in quite a while. -- spontaneous Ape (swim) (Riot Porn) 01:59, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote Nice He should just rape her. Gay. But a very nice page. Aleister in Chains 23:20 9 6 MMX
  3. For MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:41, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Weak For. I thought about peeing this when I first saw it was up on the queue. It could use a little more--perhaps something about this not being the only awkward pseudo-sexual incident in their history, or something--but as it is it's a very solid piece. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:14, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
  5. For. Totally ~ Readmesoon 03:14, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Pacman Pacman. Been there, and therefore, haven't done that. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 03:32,10June,2010
  7. Symbol for vote For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:53, 10 June 2010
  8. Symbol for vote For. Might have been inspired by the onion, but it sure made me piss my pants. Godspeed. --SonOfPhyllis 15:22, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
  9. For. Read it again - though I am not normally keen to feature UnNews articles. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:58, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
  10. For. Probably the funniest UnNews I've ever read. Yoyoddd 22:53, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
  11. For. Significantly different from the Onion article - and funnier. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:03, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote For.It's now, it's originally authored, and I have my own sinister reasons. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 02:50, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
  13. For. Megaman126512 05:15, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
  14. For. Poor guy. --Matfen 08:06, June 11, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 1.5
  1. Symbol against vote Against. I question the wisdom of highlighting an article that is basically the exact same joke that the onion did 9 years ago. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 05:18, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Against. Featuring this would make us look like a bunch of derivative assholes. 09:44, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
  • Really? You against voters have got to be kidding. All humor derives from other stuff. I heard Jerry Seinfeld make similar jokes before. I think I heard something like this on Dr. Katz a decade ago. I make the same kind of jokes when I play Twister (Probably why no one will play with me any more...)! So what? Do you want every joke that is Twister-related to be about monks playing the game to practice yoga!? Cause that'd be the only way not to be fucking derivative when make a Twister joke. This is funny, not plagiarized, and well-written. That's all it needs to be featured. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 10:24, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
    The Onion has done everything. The fact that what I wrote is superficially similar to something they did nearly a decade ago seems like a shitty reason to vote against. -- spontaneous Ape (swim) (Riot Porn) 11:01, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
    How are multiple people familiar with the same oddly specific Onion piece done all the way back in 2001? That's what I want to know. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:57, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
    Do you believe something sinister to be afoot? mAttlobster. (hello) 23:05, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

*abstain. 15:12, June 10, 2010 (UTC)


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