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UnNews:Lance Armstrong endorsed by drugs company (history, logs)

Article: UnNews:Lance Armstrong endorsed by drugs company

Score: 3.5 dopers

Nominated by: Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:31, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
For: 7.5
  1. Nom and for. First article in what 6 months? Rolling the dice. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:31, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
  2. PurpleDickVote Boner. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:35, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 02:48, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. Welcome back, Matt, and good article. POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 08:18, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:25, Dec 9
  6. Symbol for vote For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:04, 10 December 2012
  7. For lollol, and that was just seeing the pic. I'll read the article later. Aleister 14:08 10Decem12
  8. For. 23:38, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
    For. 23:39, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
    For. 23:39, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
    Struck the duplicate votes and adjusted the For count. Spıke Ѧ 00:11 17-Dec-12
Against: 4
  1. Symbol against vote Against. First of all, that picture was a distrurbing and terrifying one I wish I did not see.Second, this piece is more mean than funny, and earlier UnNews articles did a much better job of satirizing Armstrong's current state. Lord Scofield Stark 09:57, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Against. fuck that needle picture FAKEHATER NuclearTrefoil spam me 18:13, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:42 Dec 10 2012
  4. Symbol against vote Against. --Equilateralperil 16:49, December 27, 2012 (UTC)
  • I found the theme and the quotes predictable; story isn't based on news (Find a real Source and work the YouTube into it in some other way) and doesn't read like news ("current shame" leads the reader, "a little earlier this morning" is imprecise). Inconsistent quotation style; some corporate names are mucked with while others are played straight. But it ends with a cute zinger. Spıke Ѧ 03:09 9-Dec-12
  • Comment. I thought the writing was pretty good, but like some other people have said, the photo is not good at all. Maybe I'll vote for it if its changed to something not disgusting. Murder Frog Dull interest wanes. 22:44, December 22, 2012 (UTC)


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