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Article: UnNews:Journalists unable to wait for the 10th anniversary of 9/11

Score: 13 Dramatic events that have had the drama sucked out of them.

Nominated by: RAHB 07:59, September 6, 2011 (UTC)
For: 13
  1. For. I hope it doesn't bother whoever invented that vote-average script that I've been totally watering down their numbers the past couple of days... -RAHB 07:59, September 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:00, September 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote Don't worry, RAHB, they won't notice. I killed them. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 08:03, September 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Hurried self-for per Bizzeebeever. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 08:05, September 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. Icons-flag-pi Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 14:59, September 6, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:38, 6 September 2011
  7. Hahahha Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:06, September 6, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote 11\6 -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 01:31, Sep. 7, 2011
  9. For. Um... Yay! Ζ't' 22:48, September 7, 2011 (UTC)
  10. For. Oh my god...we cant publish this...we are going to offend the people who watched the coverage and we will offend the muslim terrorists and we will offend the world trade centre. ShabiDOO 14:30, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
  11. For. I don't normally vote for UnNews as features but this could go up, considering the coming weekend. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:31, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote For. We're running outta time! --Scofield & Dudes 06:12, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
  13. For. Chiefjustice3DS 06:57, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 0

No against votes

  • Please vote "for" quickly on this. We want it up on 9/11, when all the world's newsmedia is watching the Main Page. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 08:03, September 6, 2011 (UTC)
  • Ah, should have known it was Hyperbole when I was reading it. I want to vote for, but the photo needs to be changed. If you didn't see Trainspotting it makes no sense. --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 23:58, September 7, 2011 (UTC)
    Granted it's not the world's most appealing photo, but I've never seen Trainspotting, and to me it simply seems to fall in line with the idea of being addicted to something and craving a fix. I'm not sure if there's supposed to be any joke more than that, but on its own it doesn't really seem to detract from it. -RAHB 14:39, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
    I saw Trainspotting ten years ago, but I didn't recognize the picture as being from that movie. I just saw it as a junkie in withdrawals. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:09, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
    I've never seen Trainspotting. But I knew it was about Scottish junkies or something. And I knew Ewan McGregor was in it. And Ewan McGregor is a Scottish junkie, if I've ever seen one. (Seriously, have any of you ever seen Star Wars episodes I and II? He clearly made those in exchange for a kilo of Black Tar.) ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 23:47, September 8, 2011 (UTC)


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