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UnNews:Ikea furniture found to contain traces of horse meat (history, logs)

Article: UnNews:Ikea furniture found to contain traces of horse meat

Score: -1.5 users who are actually horses voted for this

Nominated by: Anonymous cowardly
For: 0.5

+0.5 Anonymous cowardly The preceding unsigned comment was added by 78.250.65.110 (talk • contribs)

Against: 2
  1. Symbol against vote Against. Anyone is entitled to write an UnNews about the Ikea horse-meat-in-the-Swedish-meatballs scandal, even when my UnNews:Ikea corraled into horse-meat scandal already existed. I got suspicious enough to userspace this piece, which, like mine, follows the story into Koreans wanting dog or cat, and into testing Ikea employees for horse DNA, but returned it to mainspace when author TheDarthMoogle insisted it wasn't a cheap spork of my piece. Still, it is not featureworthy. Spıke ¬ 22:56 10-Mar-13
  2. Symbol against vote Against. Beyond the one line relating to Korea, this reads as a different article to that of SPIKE's. the concept is different. Given the news sources talk about Ikea and horse meat, some similarity is expected. If we removed the Korean line I'd say that the only similarity is the source material. This is well written. The only reason I'm voting against is the lack of funny. Given the news story, the jokes are predictable and fairly weak.                               Puppy's talk page01:16 11 Mar 2013
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I knew there was something fishy... Erm, horsey with this piece of furniture I bought at Ikea when it actually ran downhill to the fields and began to neigh and chew grass... The preceding unsigned comment was added by 78.250.65.110 (talk • contribs)

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