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Article: UnNews:Free in-app commerce is a go on iPhone, oldest profession first to capitalize

Score: 12 backwards-bending upside-down peanut butter hand jobs, within the push of a button!

Nominated by: RAHB 08:54, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
For: 12
  1. NMFR Nice noob work, THINKER'd by the master, and I hear there's a nice discount at one of my favorite restaurants in it for you if you'll vote feature and refer a friend to do the same. Exotic! -RAHB 08:54, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
  2. For. Well-written and clever. Andorin Kato 10:13, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
  3. Dig When the writing is good to begin with, THINKERing is like shooting fish in a teacup. --THINKER 15:28, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
  4. For. Obvious. Take a hint tech crunch, review apps that make lives easier. Puffskein 15:54, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
  5. Pheatshurr. FreddAin't Dedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 20:47, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote For. Of course! Per the whoring. Pup 23:19, 25/10/2009
  7. For. when does this get available for me? -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 04:15, Oct 26
  8. For. Clever satire. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 08:07, Oct 26 2009
  9. For. Indeed ChiefjusticeDS 10:38, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
  10. For. The offensive phrase "people who aren't losers" has now been changed to the more politically correct "horny teenagers." So I'm voting for. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:24, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
  11. Yes. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:28, 26 October 2009
  12. FWHORE. Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 18:10, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
Against: 0

No against votes

Comments
  • Abstain. Was for except for one unnecessary (in my view) aside on paragraph three. Doesn't add to the story. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 19:26, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
    • If you're talking about "people who aren't losers...." that bothered me too, and that's before I read your comment. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:44, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
      • Puffskein has changed it. And don't be sad if you're a loser and don't have hot cheerleaders texting you thong shots. It happens. ;) --THINKER 05:13, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
        • I only said I was a cheerleader - I lied, apparently you aren't what you eat.--Puffskein 13:42, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
          • ..ok my fault, should have been more exact. This line: According to developers, "it really is, frankly, a fuckin' gem. Praise Allah; praise the iPhone." --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 14:00, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
            • I didn't care for that part either, but still really like the article. And by the way, that part's in paragraph four. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:00, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
              • We cannot be responsible for what the developers say in their interview. If they want to make asses out of themselves and praise their god(s), so be it. Puffskein 18:56, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
                • And I thought this was an Uncyclopedia article where you made stuff up! If this is real, I'm changing my vote. As soon as I buy one of these things. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:17, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
                  • Response has been so strong I might actually develop this app. --Puffskein 19:25, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

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