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UnNews:Fred Phelps reads rest of Bible, disbands Westboro Baptist Church (history, logs)

Article: UnNews:Fred Phelps reads rest of Bible, disbands Westboro Baptist Church

Score: 16.5 literate people

Nominated by: Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:25, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
For: 17.5
  1. Self-Nom & For. After a review Al gave me quite a while ago and some subsequent tweaks, I think this is ready for a shot. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:25, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote Ahh, what the hell. UnNewses are rarely still topical when they get featured. This one will just be a little more out of date than most. ~ Humbuck Talk 22:57, 25 June 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote There's other stuff besides the gay people are evil stuff? No way. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:59, 25 June 2011
  4. For. And a "I wish this were true" as well Jackofspades (talk) 23:42, 25 June 2011
  5. For. Fingers crossed for this round ShabiDOO 01:11, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
  6. I read something once. In fact, it was this article. --Black Flamingo 01:17, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
  7. For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 06:10, Jun 26 06:10, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
  8. For. Very good! (See comments) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:32, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote No message of "fag enablers" in the Bible? And it only took his whole miserable life to realize it! -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 00:33 June 27, 2011 (UTC)
  10. For. everyone knows that earthquakes and airplane crashes are God’s roundabout revenge for idolatry. Mn-z 00:58, June 27, 2011 (UTC)
  11. For It's a good one. Dr. Fenwick 19:13, June 27, 2011 (UTC)
  12. Do that thing Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 11:49, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
  13. Symbol for vote For. Quick note (see bottom of my talk page), I reviewed this, so of course it's good as can be, Frosty don't know nuttin. Frosty! If this is Guildy's 40th can someone please do the 40 cake, I'm off-access for awhile. Yay Guildy! Aleister 22:32 28-6-'11
    Don't worry Al, I'll do my own 40 cake page. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 06:00, June 29, 2011 (UTC)
  14. For. Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:48, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  15. Symbol for vote For. - Any insult towards Phred Phelps is a win. A very interesting, humorous witty and logical insult towards Phred Phelps is an epic win. - 15:14, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  16. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:38, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  17. Yes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 11:25, 3 July 2011
  18. For. The last line cracked me up. Xamralco 13:27, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. sorry this isn't quite worthy of a feature. --~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:23, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
  • abstain. I dunno, I think it's way too limited in its scope to be featured. Also, I don't think Phelps is in the news as much as he used to be, so this might be a little irrelevant...   Le Cejak <20:29 Jun 25, 2011> 20:29, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
    • Well, seeing as New York just legalized gay marriage, you can bet he's not going to stay out of the news for much longer. I understand where you're coming from with your first point, though. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:27, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
  • If someone wants to see the extent of the madness this family is ensnared in, I recommend the documentary: "Louis Theroux: The most hated family in America". It's on Youtube and it is awesome, just like this UnNews. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:32, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
    • And I would recommend everything Theroux has ever done. --Black Flamingo 14:36, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
      • Seconded! His documentaries are awesome! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:50, June 26, 2011 (UTC)


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