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Article: UnNews:Chancellor committed to preemptive war

Score: 16 users who can't wait to partition Poland

Nominated by: Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:51, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
For: 16
  1. SN+F This may be too dark to pass VFH, but the anniversary of the invasion of Poland (and the start of World War II) is coming up in September. Try reading along while listening to Zim's outrageous, ne incomprehensible, audio (with monkeys, for some reason). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:51, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
  2. FOR FOR FOR -RAHB 18:58, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
  3. The "reprint" idea is new, right? That makes it more blonde and blue-eyed than the other inferior UnNewses. --So So 08:02, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. I like dark. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:56, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
  5. M'kay --THE 16:05, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
  6. For Awesome enough for my lazy self to take the effort to vote. --Composure1 01:38, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  7. For - I'd like to vote for some UnNews articles that weren't written by Modus, but somehow I just can't bring myself to do it. This is one of his best. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:09, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
  8. For Would have been nice to write the bloody thing myself, but this hits the spot --BobbyBobson 07:15, 21 August 2007 (UTC)BobbyBobson
  9. Hurry! The date the astrologers have set is less than two weeks away!--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 11:06, 22 August 2007 (UTC)
  10. Strong strong for Great satire, great article, great greatness.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:37, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. The audio is also good. Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:52, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  12. Dig he really was a sensitive guy.. --THINKER 05:50, 23 August 2007 (UTC)
  13. Impossible to vote against on. 'nuff said. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:43, Aug 24, 2007
  14. Ja. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:22, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
  15. YES. I've shown this one to my whole family and they all loved it too. This is definitely probably your best UnNews ever, MO. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:43, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
  16. For - This seems wrong, voting for something like tihs, but it's sooo funny... --YeOldeLuke 00:56, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
Against: 0

No against votes

  • So So - It would have had the correct date, but I thought of in December, while the anniversary is in September. I originally had the "display date" as 01 Aug 1939, but that was confusing, since it was released on 12 Dec 2006. To prevent this date fiasco from reoccuring, I try to think of things earlier. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:39, 21 August 2007 (UTC)


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