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Article: UnNews:Beethoven isn't deaf, he's just ignoring his girlfriend	Score: 10.5
Nominated by:	MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:37, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
For: 10.5	Nomination and for Fucking funny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:37, September 5, 2009 (UTC) For. A great idea and deserves a nom ! RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 23:15, September 5, 2009 (UTC) For. Great stuff. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:34, 6 September 2009 (UTC) For. Short and sweet, like me. Of course, I am quite biased. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:23, September 6, 2009 (UTC) For. ~ 10:13, September 6, 2009 (UTC) But it is BAY-toe-vuhn. Sir MacMania GUN—[20:25 6 Sep 2009] For. ChiefjusticeDS 20:55, September 6, 2009 (UTC) Ja. 118.92.188.60 23:50, September 6, 2009 (UTC) Aye. Short but sweet. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 05:48, Sep 7 For. -- tawdry Ape (exercise) (Riot Porn) 18:16, September 7, 2009 (UTC) For. Small and clever. The boy's done well. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:41, September 7, 2009 (UTC) For. Reminds me of a 2006 featured artice.--Almost Sir Random Crap Probably because it was written in 2006. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:52, September 7, 2009 (UTC) Fuck.--Almost Sir Random Crap
Against: 0	No against votes
Comments	Abstain. This needs an introductory sentence. At the moment it goes straight to the detail in a way that news items generally don't do. It would also be much better if the date of the article came from within Beethoven's lifetime. If these two things are fixed, I'd be willing to give this a for vote. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  15:36, September 6, 2009 (UTC) I changed the date and tweaked the intro fractionally. It would've mentioned that "the one friend he was allowed to invite" was "this reporter", but this reporter's personal experience is that using "this reporter" on a page proves wildly divisive, which is a pity as this reporter finds the conceit amusing. Just imagine it in the Society/gossip section of the paper, instead. That's what I would do. Then I'd pretend that had I a moustache! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:59, September 6, 2009 (UTC) Stain The largest part, you know, that big ol' quote, was sort of a letdown. The other parts were good, and I really liked the end, but the big quote made me say 'Meh'. Staircase CUNt 21:01, September 6, 2009 (UTC) Then vote against, pussy. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:05, September 6, 2009 (UTC) Abstain. It's funny, but short and ultimately lacking. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:50, September 7, 2009 (UTC) Abstinence is the only 100% effective way to prevent pregnancy and transmission of sexually transmitted diseases. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:05, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

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