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Article: UnBooks:A Pragmatic Affair

Score: 14.5 Literary aficionados.

Nominated by: Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 07:36, January 5, 2012 (UTC)
For: 14.5
  1. I dedicate this article, hopeful feature, to my good friend Candid Toaster, who buggered off of uncyclopedia a while back due to personal conflicts. He helped me with the pictures and motivated me to write this article, as well as possible future chapters to this Sherlock Holmes-styled parody. Hopefully you all will like it as much as he did.
  2. RIP CandidToaster and Oliphaunte --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:37, January 5, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:38, January 5, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. Somewhere between noir pulp and high literature. Pup 12:34 05 Jan '12
  5. Symbol for vote For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:36, 5 January 2012
  6. The lyrical and dark articles are always the best (except for the crass dirty in your face ones). Nice! And yeah...bummer about candid toaster leaving :( --ShabiDOO 07:22, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote For. I understand and I wish to continue. HauntedUndies2. 08:46, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  8. For. Yes! LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:31, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Please, please, please make The Case Of Mr. Wadsworth! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:41, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:49, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  11. Yeah. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:11, 7 January 2012
  12. for. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 11:44, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  13. It's given me a hard on, ah, no, ah, I mean carrot. Aleister 4:26 8-1-'12
  14. For. Anon5791 13:11, January 16, 2012 (UTC)
  15. For. 04:13, January 17, 2012 (UTC)
Against: 0

No against votes

  • That carrot looks a mite odd. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:20, 6 January 2012
I thought so too, but I felt it was the best I could work with at the time. It's also a candid toaster pic so since this is dedicated to him, it'd be rude to get rid of it. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 02:20, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
Were it made greyscale like the rest, would it still be a carrot? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:22, 7 January 2012
You know, carrots used to exist in a variety of colours and the orange ones were pretty rare back then. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:21, 7 January 2012
Ah you're talking about color. Sorry, I've looked at so many times I've gotten used to that issue. I'll run an photo-chop request then, see if someone can fix it. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 04:34, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
It's been fixed. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 06:35, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
Actually, I was asking if you wanted me to do it, but I suppose I was being too subtle. That works too. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:11, 7 January 2012
No I knew you were, but I didn't want to bother you since I usually go to you for requests anyways. Then again, you offered to do this...maybe I thought I'd save you time?...Err...All I know is I was trying to be considerate. I can't seem to remember why I thought this route was more efficent/thoughtful. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 07:23, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
>.> 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:05, 7 January 2012
<.< --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 04:15, January 8, 2012 (UTC)


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