I dedicate this article, hopeful feature, to my good friend Candid Toaster, who buggered off of uncyclopedia a while back due to personal conflicts. He helped me with the pictures and motivated me to write this article, as well as possible future chapters to this Sherlock Holmes-styled parody. Hopefully you all will like it as much as he did.
That carrot looks a mite odd. 1234~21:20, 6 January 2012
I thought so too, but I felt it was the best I could work with at the time. It's also a candid toaster pic so since this is dedicated to him, it'd be rude to get rid of it. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა) 02:20, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
Were it made greyscale like the rest, would it still be a carrot? 1234~03:22, 7 January 2012
Ah you're talking about color. Sorry, I've looked at so many times I've gotten used to that issue. I'll run an photo-chop request then, see if someone can fix it. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა) 04:34, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
Actually, I was asking if you wanted me to do it, but I suppose I was being too subtle. That works too. 1234~07:11, 7 January 2012
No I knew you were, but I didn't want to bother you since I usually go to you for requests anyways. Then again, you offered to do this...maybe I thought I'd save you time?...Err...All I know is I was trying to be considerate. I can't seem to remember why I thought this route was more efficent/thoughtful. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა) 07:23, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
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