I dedicate this article, hopeful feature, to my good friend Candid Toaster, who buggered off of uncyclopedia a while back due to personal conflicts. He helped me with the pictures and motivated me to write this article, as well as possible future chapters to this Sherlock Holmes-styled parody. Hopefully you all will like it as much as he did.
The lyrical and dark articles are always the best (except for the crass dirty in your face ones). Nice! And yeah...bummer about candid toaster leaving :( --ShabiDOO 07:22, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
That carrot looks a mite odd. 1234~21:20, 6 January 2012
I thought so too, but I felt it was the best I could work with at the time. It's also a candid toaster pic so since this is dedicated to him, it'd be rude to get rid of it. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა) 02:20, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
Were it made greyscale like the rest, would it still be a carrot? 1234~03:22, 7 January 2012
Ah you're talking about color. Sorry, I've looked at so many times I've gotten used to that issue. I'll run an photo-chop request then, see if someone can fix it. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა) 04:34, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
Actually, I was asking if you wanted me to do it, but I suppose I was being too subtle. That works too. 1234~07:11, 7 January 2012
No I knew you were, but I didn't want to bother you since I usually go to you for requests anyways. Then again, you offered to do this...maybe I thought I'd save you time?...Err...All I know is I was trying to be considerate. I can't seem to remember why I thought this route was more efficent/thoughtful. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა) 07:23, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
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