Well-deserved For. Cheddar's worked hard on this, improved it a great deal, and as a result deserves a front page. —SirGuildensternenstein 02:08, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
For. We're now at the stage I'm just skim reading, I'll just begin ignoring you all together before long. --—The preceding signed comment was added byProjectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 12:44, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
weak for. strictly for the line about sidewalk chalk. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:52, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
This thing is great! Comedy gold. 173.54.34.61 20:45, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
This IP's only edit is this page, so...yeah. —SirGuildensternenstein 22:21, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Countermanded! I would rather a hundred guilty votes go free, rather than see one innocent vote be executed. In other words, lacking a checkuser or a pattern of sockpuppetedness, assume good faith. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 17:51, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
For. Nice. Sexy ChickZeitgeist 13:17, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
For. Inoffensive. --Romartus 22:42, 10 May 2009 (UTC)
Against: 11
Against Please don't whore your work everywhere, I would have left a message on your talk page but you have giant annoying text blocking it. Also the article could be improved and doesn't really make me laugh. --SirDJ~Irreverent 13:16, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Against. Not for the whoring, just for the fact that I didn't enjoy it that much. There are decent bits, but not enough of them for my liking. And there are plenty of bits, such as that second quote, that I don't like. Needs work still, I think. --UU - natter13:53, May 7
Really? My Pee Review said that that wuote was one of the funniest parts.--WhorecHeDDaR19:15,7May,2009
Humour = subjective. That reviewer liked the quote for whatever reason, I don't. It takes all sorts! --UU - natter08:48, May 9
Against. Kinda medicore in my opinion.--CrabPope 15:04, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
I was asked to vote here, so here we are. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:52, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Against, out of spite. Mostly because a one line comment on CheddarBBQ's talk page got turned into a stupid dense dramathon. IronLung 20:48, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Also, I just didn't like this much. But the spite stands. IronLung 20:50, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
I'm not the one who started the drama-thon. If you're gonna vote against because of drama, vote against one of Tagstit's articles. He created the whole drama thing, and now matter what I do, people refuse to end it.--WhorecHeDDaR21:33,7May,2009
Hey bud, read the beginning, I started off saying it as a friend, saying things like, "I am just looking out for ya". If you can't take a little constructive criticism than I don't know what to do...but seriously this whole thing needs to stop and people should vote based on the article not on how much they like the person who wrote it. I am pretty sure the people who voted against on here are not doing it because they don't like your whoring dude. But if it makes you feel better I have two articles on here and you can change your vote Cheddar. Also, on a more on-topic note, the tone was VERY VERY strong and well crafted, but it was ruined by being on something like a thin mint...so against~SirTagstit • VFH • NotM • PEEING • CPT • RotM • BFF 23:20, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
The guy above you said "Against, out of spite"--WhorecHeDDaR00:08,8May,2009
And I said both "well-written" and "laugh". Also, this one time I said "Hmmm...gameplan, yes. I usually just choose a topic and rant about it until I pass out, but your way seems pretty good too." Oh man, that was so awesome. That one time I said that one thing. Hey guys! Do you all remember when I said that!? So awesome. WoodyOnFire!Talking WoodyStalking Woody 00:25, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh man, and then there was this one time I asked Orian "Why have we not hung out on Xbox live, and what's up with you?" and he didn't reply to me. This has nothing to do with anything, it just hurt. WoodyOnFire!Talking WoodyStalking Woody 00:27, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Hey, I thought it was awesome when I wrote "But, alas, I must sully myself to its whims if I am to advance to a place in my life, where I can make decent wages." and then, just a line or two later: "But, how are your lives my friend? Still staying true to yourself? Still working for the man?" WoodyOnFire!Talking WoodyStalking Woody 00:30, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Fucking Orain. We are friends on Xbox Live. Why don't we talk anymore ever on there? Dude, next time you are on, I'm totally gunna enter your party, and say hello, then giggle, and run away. Oh yeah! Or maybe I'll bring out the awesome line I said this one time, "He runs an abbandoned bunny shelter at his own home, and has been known to stay up all night grooming, cuddling with, and talking to his pet pygmy rabbits because, as he says, "Those are the cuddly-wuddlyest."" Oh yeah. That's good shit. WoodyOnFire!Talking WoodyStalking Woody 00:33, 8 May 2009 (UTC)
Thank you, Woody, for finally changing the subject.--WhorecHeDDaR01:20,8May,2009
Also thank you for fixing my formatting mistake :D --WhorecHeDDaR01:49,8May,2009
Against. There were a few funny lines, but not enough for a feature. I thought it was still good though. Nameable 17:41, 9 May 2009 (UTC)
For those of you I seem to have offended through whoring, I am truly sorry. Not for being a whore, as I am a proud whore, but for whoring to those who did not want to be whored towards. Friends?--WhorecHeDDaR19:21,7May,2009
Abstain. The narration style is spot on, but overall, the article was pretty bland. MOAR JOKES!! •••Necropaxx(T){~}16:13, May 8
When I got one of my reviews, they mentioned something about more of a certain type of humor, but when I asked them what they meant, they never responded.-WhorecHeDDaR16:16,8May,2009
The nomination was not successful. rm 19% +1.5~ This article did not pass VFH and was removed on 20:21, 11 May 2009 (UTC). This page is now archived; do not edit it, it will have no effect.