Yeah I would have preferred some straight up naked dude pictures but that'll do. --TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 03:55, December 25, 2012 (UTC)
Sorry, I didn't want to put name to face with Olipro. Feared it might scare away the reader. --OliOmniOmbudsman 05:02, December 25, 2012 (UTC)
Against. Even if this were an UnNews in the occasional my-story genre of The Onion, the reader still wonders throughout what prompted the telling of this particular story. Oh, we see at the end: It is a slam on Olipro. (Is Oliphaunte Olipro?) Uncyclopedians should not tease one another on the main page. Also, raunchy. Spıke¬ 22:17 24-Dec-12
With all due respect, I don't necessarily agree with this statement. Many writers have teased each other and there are plenty of jokes against Chief, Under User, Olipro and pretty much everyone else in some front-page material, and especially in the unsignposts. And I believe if Olipro were truly bothered by this, he wouldn't be allowing people to call him so many names (which I will not mention due to vulgarity) on the irc chat. The only reason this site still goes on is because of a small group of users who for some weird reason continue to come back and do the occasional edit an update (as well as the occasional new user. Most of them leave after like a month or after winning the Noob of the Month award, whicever comes first). It's natural that we begin to tease each other because we begin to know each other so well and have high enough self-esteem to take the occasional joke.
If we start cursing each other out, that's a different matter, but this is slight teasing in a manner that everyone is familiar with. I mean no offense to Olipro, and he and everyone else knows this. --OliOmniOmbudsman 05:02, December 25, 2012 (UTC)
And I am not Olipro. Please refrain from such horrible accusations. (Just kidding). --OliOmniOmbudsman 05:02, December 25, 2012 (UTC)
Against. Under no condition will I allow an article about Olipro to make the front page. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Jan 11 '13 23:07 (UTC)
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05:03, December 22, 2012 (UTC)
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Against. Even if this were an UnNews in the occasional my-story genre of The Onion, the reader still wonders throughout what prompted the telling of this particular story. Oh, we see at the end: It is a slam on Olipro. (Is Oliphaunte Olipro?) Uncyclopedians should not tease one another on the main page. Also, raunchy. 
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