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Article: The Siege of Bordeaux

Score: 17 Giant Gallic snails

Nominated by: DJ Irreverent 06:53, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
For: 23
  1. Nom + For Classic --DJ Irreverent 06:53, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. Damn. I was meaning to nom it myself, and completely forgot about it. ~ Mordillo where is my FELCHING? 08:43, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For.---QuillRev. Isra (talk) 19:40, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. - great work--Æ 01:04, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. - I heartily agree. Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:12, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote For. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUN) 02:24, Jan. 16, 2008
  7. Snails     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   15:02, Wednesday 16 January 2008  
  8. Por. Mind you, surely you can find space in it for the image RadX knocked up in response to your request? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 19:34, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
  9. for. a giant snail attacking a medieval castle? how delightfully absurd!--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 22:05, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
  10. For --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:13, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
  11. For --Dr. Love 01:57, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
  12. Dig --THINKER 04:24, 18 January 2008 (UTC)
  13. For lots of garlic and butter. Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut
  14. For Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 18:03, 19 January 2008 (UTC)
  15. Fror --THE 14:55, 20 January 2008 (UTC)
  16. Symbol for vote Those crazy French. I agree somewhat with Claudius, but I'm a sucker for absurdity, and the snail got me. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 03:30, 23 January 2008 (UTC)
  17. Foar Parsat 04:32, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
  18. Symbol for vote For. often people say the cowardly frenchman is a cliché. They may be right, but at least this is well-executed. I also love the whole stock phrase linguamorphism that runs through it (that basically means forming a "fake" language made up from atypical phrases in the original language) :P -~Fag x FS 12:44, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
  19. For -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 12:05, Feb. 2, 2008
  20. Surprise For -RAHB 07:31, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
  21. La merde, c'est impressionnant! 70.90.49.254 17:49, 15 February 2008 (UTC)
  22. Pour. 206.55.142.144 23:28, 23 February 2008 (UTC)
  23. Tres amusant-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:22, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
  24. For. Spang talk 02:06, 26 Feb 2008
Against: 6
  1. Against See comments below.--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 21:30, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. as per Claudius. Also, That image is a bad way to start an article. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 04:49, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
  3. Against Too long, not particularly funny --Bassguy 06:33, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
  4. Against Per Bassguy - UnIdiot | Talk? | Theme - 02:34, Jan 28
  5. Symbol against vote Old joke. This is all about French-bashing. As much fun as that is, it isn't, um.. funny. The pic at the top, however, is awesome.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 16:02, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
  6. Symbol against vote Against. Funny, but nowhere near feature worthy in my opinion. And why hasnt this been removed due to low health yet? Robertodole 02:47, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote Againscargot. Leave the French alone. -->:( 17:59, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Pretty tired of the overdone "French are cowards" theme. Lafayette, Joan of Arc, Charlemagne, and Napoleon are all forgotten, and all everyone seems to remember is their defeat in WWII. Without the French their would be no America, your welcome. There are PLENTY of other things to make fun of the French for, believe me.--Spqr Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 21:30, 15 January 2008 (UTC)
Mais oui, c'est vrai. Je suis très desolée. XP Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:12, 16 January 2008 (UTC)
If I remember my history right(unlikely), Napoleon ultimately lost in Russia through stupidity(attack Russia in winter? Dumb), Lafayette was thrown out of France, and Joan of Arc lost and was captured at 18(or so). Oh, and they didn't just lose World War II. They lost World Wars I through IV.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   15:07, Wednesday 16 January 2008  
Also, for the record, the country of France actually had very little to do with the formation of continental North and South America. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:13, Jan 17

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