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Article: The Jesus Laws	Score: 12 legally restricted miracles
Nominated by:	Andorin Kato 08:56, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
For: 12	Nom and For. Yes, it's another Jesus page, but this one is good! Written by Sliferjam a couple years back and touched up by yours truly, this is an excellent article. Give it a look! --Andorin Kato 08:56, November 29, 2009 (UTC) For. Style  Guide 09:09, November 29, 2009 (UTC) For. Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 09:14, Nov. 29, 2009 For. You had me at the first image caption. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 10:32, Nov 29 2009 Za. I like most Jesus articles on uncyclopedia. They're so funny. Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 12:24, November 29, 2009 (UTC) Holy Virgin-Effing For. Because I like it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:13, 29 November 2009 For whoever this Jesus is, he must be stopped and quickly. --Sog1970 20:39, November 29, 2009 (UTC) Jesus Christ, this article's amazing! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) For He can't be allowed to come back. I know this sounds like a really horrible and drastic plan, but it must be done. I say that when he comes here, we arrest him, get a public consensus on his execution, then we could get some nails and stick him onto 2 planks, to make an example for any other superbeings to stay away from our fraught economy. that'll show em. --Matfen 11:42, November 30, 2009 (UTC) For Is there a way we can stop the sermons on the mount? 5000 people all assembling without proper permits - there has to be a law against that. Pup For. ChiefjusticeDS 08:42, December 1, 2009 (UTC) For. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 12:29, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
Against: 0	No against votes
Comments	If you care, there's a Pee Review. --Andorin Kato 08:56, November 29, 2009 (UTC) Comment. We don't care - we just want to be saved. Style  Guide 11:17, November 29, 2009 (UTC) Comment. Yes, because Jesus loves us, Jesus loves us, Jesus loves ass! Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 12:24, November 29, 2009 (UTC)

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