Uncyclopedia:VFH/The Jesus Laws

Score: 12 legally restricted miracles

1. Nom and For. Yes, it's another Jesus page, but this one is good! Written by Sliferjam a couple years back and touched up by yours truly, this is an excellent article. Give it a look! --Andorin Kato 08:56, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
2. For. Style  Guide 09:09, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
3. For. Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 09:14, Nov. 29, 2009
4. For. You had me at the first image caption. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 10:32, Nov 29 2009
5. Za. I like most Jesus articles on uncyclopedia. They're so funny. Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 12:24, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
6. Holy Virgin-Effing For. Because I like it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:13, 29 November 2009
7. For whoever this Jesus is, he must be stopped and quickly. --Sog1970 20:39, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
8. Jesus Christ, this article's amazing! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
9. For He can't be allowed to come back. I know this sounds like a really horrible and drastic plan, but it must be done. I say that when he comes here, we arrest him, get a public consensus on his execution, then we could get some nails and stick him onto 2 planks, to make an example for any other superbeings to stay away from our fraught economy. that'll show em. --Matfen 11:42, November 30, 2009 (UTC)
10. For Is there a way we can stop the sermons on the mount? 5000 people all assembling without proper permits - there has to be a law against that. Pup
11. For. ChiefjusticeDS 08:42, December 1, 2009 (UTC)
12. For. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 12:29, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

No against votes

• If you care, there's a Pee Review. --Andorin Kato 08:56, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
• Comment. We don't care - we just want to be saved. Style  Guide 11:17, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
• Comment. Yes, because Jesus loves us, Jesus loves us, Jesus loves ass! Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 12:24, November 29, 2009 (UTC)