Nom & For Another brilliant Sog page, breaking down the sweep of world literature in easy bites. Well written, ready to feature, and, glory hole be praised, could be Sog's 51st!!! Starting on his way towards over 9000 100!!! Aleister 14:18 24-2-'11
Comment. Has 126.96.36.199 cast a valid vote by just writing gibberish? RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:58, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
Apparently. O_o Nobody has removed it, at least. 1234~21:29, 26 February 2011
Please, keep them coming, how about this?
A real dick-head of a captain named Ahab gets his leg bitten off be a Caucasian whale and basically goes bonkers looking for revenge. He sets sail after the monster, accompanied by Kirk Douglas and some Indian dude. Ahab, looking to instill incentive in his crew, offers a penny to anyone that sights the creature.
Eventually they catch up with the beast that turns out to be an even bigger dick than Ahab. The whale rams the vessel smashing it to bits. All hands are killed including Ahab, except for Douglas who holds on to the Indian’s coffin until the director yells, ‘cut!’
Lesson: Revenge is a dish best served not.--Funnybony 16:02, Mar 11