Uncyclopedia:VFH/The Abridged Reader's Digest Abridged Classics

Score: 12 users who like to read a whole book during the commercial.

1. Nom & For Another brilliant Sog page, breaking down the sweep of world literature in easy bites. Well written, ready to feature, and, glory hole be praised, could be Sog's 51st!!! Starting on his way towards over 9000 100!!! Aleister 14:18 24-2-'11
2. For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:42, 24 February 2011
3. For. Although Sonje is still working up a new picture for the top for me - I've used that one before. --Sog1970 15:02, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
4. For. ~  16:23, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
5. For. All you really need to know about these books has been summarised by the Great Sog (don't open the curtains). RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:56, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
6. Bloody epic. 1234 ~ 21:29, 26 February 2011
7. For Nice, bro. But why no "Under Milk Wood"? I'mthedaddy 08:23, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
8. For. Literary genius. -^Dame 01:42, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
9. For. Sycamore (Talk) 20:25, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
10. For. Another goodie. --UU - natter 21:38, Mar 10
11. For. Gaaahaaaa!! Funnybony  14:56, Mar 11 14:56, March 11, 2011 (UTC)
12. For --217.43.157.152 14:44, March 14, 2011 (UTC)
13. For. Good stuff. ChiefjusticeDS 10:19, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

1. Against. BHHBBBHBH 78.147.177.24 16:27, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

1. Also, should this be an Unbooks? Sog1970

• Comment. Has 78.147.177.24 cast a valid vote by just writing gibberish? RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:58, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

  Apparently. O_o Nobody has removed it, at least. 1234 ~ 21:29, 26 February 2011

• Please, keep them coming, how about this?

Moby Dick

A real dick-head of a captain named Ahab gets his leg bitten off be a Caucasian whale and basically goes bonkers looking for revenge. He sets sail after the monster, accompanied by Kirk Douglas and some Indian dude. Ahab, looking to instill incentive in his crew, offers a penny to anyone that sights the creature.

Eventually they catch up with the beast that turns out to be an even bigger dick than Ahab. The whale rams the vessel smashing it to bits. All hands are killed including Ahab, except for Douglas who holds on to the Indian’s coffin until the director yells, ‘cut!’

Lesson: Revenge is a dish best served not.--Funnybony  16:02, Mar 11