For. Although I'm not sure which is funnier, the article, or the fact that Aleister bitched out a spam bot. Either way, funny stuff.--—John Lydon 14:26, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
Per my review. This article smacks of Douglas Adams-esque humor, and therefore I give my unconditional vote of approval. That and I've read the article through at least 4 times now. My vote should count four times over for that reason. --Sf1314:13 EST 13 July, 2010
For. maybe add another part in there again about how, no matter how much the technology and design has changed over the years, or the masking of crap, they still can not tell correct time or sync up with anyone elses expensive pos. -Maniac1075Complain Here 03:31, July 14, 2010 (UTC)
Comment. Abstain. I don't want to vote against it only because I don't think it's very funny. Effort has been expended, and it should be judged by Uncyclopedians who are more in tune with this sort of humor. Rev. Zim (Talk)Get saved! 11:40, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
History and Pee review A helpful and very nice Skinfan pee review. Well, a salesman for Rolex came to Uncy one fine day and set up an account, pretending to be a long time user who had been away for a few months. He now wanted to tell us about a wonderful watch he'd found. Just a sharin' with his buds at Uncy. So I reamed his ass on his talk page, then, remembering rule two, decided to make it up to him by writing an article instead. Some more about our salesman friend on the article's talk pageAleister 17:35 12 7
It's worth reading all the links Aleister has provided. I am fascinated that a desperate salesman comes on here, creates an account and then tries flog expensive watches to a bunch of libertarian anarchists on this site. I know there have been other strange types trying to sell military rations on here a few months ago but this one even came up with some fake story to add to the mix. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:21, July 13, 2010 (UTC)
Thank you Romartus. It's worth reading all the links because that's always part of the humour of the page. And yes, a watch is a robot, but one with a smiley face in some instances. As is a corporation. Aleister 9:57 13 7
Featured. feature! ha ha! it's featured! TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 12:41, July 17, 2010 (UTC) This article has passed VFH and was featured on 18 July 2010. This page is now archived; do not edit it, it will have no effect.