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Article: Red light

Score: 23 seconds until red light

Nominated by: So far, REALLY great reviews on this. Like, the best I've ever gotten. So, I figured, "why the hell not?"   Le Cejak <-> 01:00, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
For: 23
  1. STOP. I'm voting for myself. Tee hee!   Le Cejak <-> 01:00, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
  2. Phor It tickled me Weasel Weasel 3689Sucrose b Colombia icon 02:03, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
  3. For. 'Tis a great article, good sir. --SPY Administrator (Complain|I rock|In memoriam) HMRFRA Bluegarrisoncapsig.png 30px-Sucrose_b.gif WH 02:31, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
  4. For. I enjoyed it. Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 02:49, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
  5. 4. The headers help me get it. Oh, I see, pink! Pink indeed! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:45, Oct 13
  6. Five     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   05:33, 13 October 2007 (UTC)  
  7. DIG HA!! Now this is hilarious. A+ Cajek, I think this is my favorite current nom (besides, of course, my nom). Its even funnier if you read it a second time and skip around rather than reading it in order. --THINKER 06:15, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
  8. Green light! That is actually really rather funny. RabbiTechno 11:41, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
  9. Very Interesting Cajek. Much better than I thought when I looked at the title and for some reason - it reminds me of Mr. Kearsy--Sir Manforman CUN 14:30, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
  10. For, though I'm sure I've seen this idea somewhere else. Plus, it uses one of my pics. -- Hindleyite Converse 16:33, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
  11. For Hilariously hilarious! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer 16:58, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
  12. Hearty For - an absolute delight. User:Wehpudicabok/sig2 18:29, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
  13. For. I like it. Also, Red Light Green Light, stuck in a hole... </stupid band reference no-one else will get>. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 18:51, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
  14. For. Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:46, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
  15. For --General Insineratehymn 00:17, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
  16. For it had me at hola. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 01:29, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
  17. For!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 01:31 Oct 14, 2007
  18. For --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 17:50, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
  19. STOP! ...Hammertime! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 07:32, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
  20. STOPPPPP I have to vote for because... i cant say it... the Yellowish Yellow was actually GREEN. --Moneke 10:55, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
  21. For -333pet 16:04, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
  22. FOREEEEE! Made me orgasm. :) - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 16:05, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
  23. Kinda sorta for. This brought back memories... Memories that should've stayed in Chicago, in that flaming pile of RC cars... Oh god... The children's screams... Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 18:17, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
Against: 0

No against votes

10. Sorry, Hindley, I came up with this one all by myself. The story behind it is that my dad always had a joke when he ran yellow lights: "But officer, the light was pink!" --  Le Cejak <-> 16:40, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
And, no, he didn't beat us and he wasn't a cannibal. --  Le Cejak <-> 17:03, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
Your father wasn't a cannibal? Gosh, what a boring childhood you must have had. I'll never forget my dad coming home with a few freshly-slain long pigs...ah, great times. RabbiTechno 00:19, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
I should've said that he wasn't a cannibal all the time. --  Le Cejak <-> 00:41, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
The numbering IS right mind you. --Moneke 10:57, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
When I'm drivin', ALL lights are green. --  Le Cejak <-> 13:06, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
Um... so are you voting For or Against? Because putting your vote in the Against box but changing the numbering so it looks like you voted For is pretty ambiguous. Remember that people like me spend half of their free time fixing scores by people who can't count. If you're pretending to vote Against, you could put it in the For box but write Against; that's what I do. Or you could just clarify it down here and we could all just live with it. Thanks for your time. User:Wehpudicabok/sig2 17:40, 14 October 2007 (UTC)


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