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Probability theory (history, logs)

Article: Probability theory

Score: 7 in-a-hundred odds

Nominated by: Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:43, May 7, 2013 (UTC)
For: 7
  1. Symbol for vote For and self-nom Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:53, May 14, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For I gave a good pee review of this and then Anton corrected all the mistakes I pointed out, creating this great article in prestine condition from one of our best authors. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:16, May 8, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote For. Utter genius. Knew it was going to be fantastically stupid when I read the quote. --TheDarthMoogle (talk) 17:56, May 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. I may vote for this later today, if probability holds. Aleister 20:12 11-5-'13
  5. Symbol for vote Okay. Needs a snappier finale. Spıke ¬ 00:19 12-May-13
  6. There's a good chance this could get featured... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  7. For. Remarkable article. Well done. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:13, May 14, 2013 (UTC)
Against: 0

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Comments

Spike, I have changed the finale. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:10, May 12, 2013 (UTC)

  • Can you sign your vote for self nom Anton? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:24, May 14, 2013 (UTC)
  • Sorry, didn't see it didn't have my signature. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:53, May 14, 2013 (UTC)

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