# Uncyclopedia:VFH/Probability theory

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~ Saddex on making healthy choices
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“Hello! I am SPIKE! I spend 16 hours a day on enormous vibrating black dildo while banning people from Uncyclopedia! Yes! Harder! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh God! Oh GOD! Oh YES! Right there on my prostate! Yes!”
~ SPIKE on an enormous vibrating black dildo
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“Hoisting ones self from the ceiling on barbells freshly driven through ones own nipples is an intensely painful and pleasurable sensation”
~ SPIKE on weekend activities
“Hoisting ones self from the ceiling on barbells freshly driven through ones own nipples is an intensely painful and pleasurable sensation”
~ SPIKE on weekend activities

## Probability theory (history, logs) (feature) (remove)

 Article: Probability theory Score: 7 in-a-hundred odds Nominated by: Anton (talk) 08:43, May 7, 2013 (UTC) For: 7 For and self-nom Anton (talk) 16:53, May 14, 2013 (UTC) For I gave a good pee review of this and then Anton corrected all the mistakes I pointed out, creating this great article in prestine condition from one of our best authors. Sir ScottPat (talk) 07:16, May 8, 2013 (UTC) For. Utter genius. Knew it was going to be fantastically stupid when I read the quote. --TheDarthMoogle (talk) 17:56, May 10, 2013 (UTC) I may vote for this later today, if probability holds. Aleister 20:12 11-5-'13 Okay. Needs a snappier finale.  00:19 12-May-13 There's a good chance this could get featured... -- For. Remarkable article. Well done. RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:13, May 14, 2013 (UTC) Against: 0 No against votes Comments Spike, I have changed the finale. Anton (talk) 13:10, May 12, 2013 (UTC) Can you sign your vote for self nom Anton? --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:24, May 14, 2013 (UTC) Sorry, didn't see it didn't have my signature. Anton (talk) 16:53, May 14, 2013 (UTC)

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