Article: Mountain Dew
Score: 9.5 pristine droplets of pure water, not disgusting yellow beverages
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GlobalTourniquet : UnAstrologer , UnJournalist , shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer
For: 11.5
Yet another self-nom and for - What about this one? Is it a feature? --GlobalTourniquet : UnAstrologer , UnJournalist , shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer For , though imo it's a little too short » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 21:48 September 28 For, despite SPIKE's request to completely ruin the page. --T K F U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK For -- B r i g a d i e r G e n e r a l S i r Z o m b i e b a r o n For. –sumone10154 (talk 18:44, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
For . ~ Sir Frosty (Talk to me! For . 180.234.71.100 12:47, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
For. —Sir S o c k y (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:15, 1 October 2012 For . -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. For . R * I mp erator ® (Orate 18:48, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
For . Very funny General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk ) 18:47, October 7, 2012 (UTC)
For . It gets repetitive...but its really funny Shabi DOO
Against: 2
Limp boner. Not especially hilarious, I'm afraid. -RA HB not its stupud Monster2099
Comments
An innovative work in tap-dancing around the subject that everyone will click on this article to read about; but for that reason, also not a feature. "A little too short" means needs an additional section, perhaps "Other Mountain Dews," about the fizzy beverage with which to cater to us. Spıke ¬ 22:46 28-Sep-12
Yeah, but that "additional section", as you probably would agree, would ruin the tap-dance. The joke here obviously is that the article is coyly pretending to refuse to be about what the user is expecting to read about. It is pretty short for a feature, I'll admit. --GlobalTourniquet : UnAstrologer , UnJournalist , shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer I do agree that it might ruin the tap-dance. Problem is that it seems that the tap-dance is the focus, not laughs. Spıke ¬ 00:22 29-Sep-12
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GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 23:26, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
Yet another self-nom and for - What about this one? Is it a feature? --
Limp boner. Not especially hilarious, I'm afraid. -
