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Article: Mountain Dew

Score: 10.5 pristine droplets of pure water, not disgusting yellow beverages

Nominated by: Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 23:26, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
For: 12.5
  1. Symbol for vote Yet another self-nom and for - What about this one? Is it a feature? --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 23:26, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
  2. For, though imo it's a little too short ZhelielCow.jpg » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 21:48 September 28
  3. For, despite SPIKE's request to completely ruin the page. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:33, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:23, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. sumone10154(talk) 18:44, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:30, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
  7. For. 180.234.71.100 12:47, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:15, 1 October 2012
  9. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 18:34, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:48, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. Very funny General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 18:47, October 7, 2012 (UTC)
  12. For. It gets repetitive...but its really funny ShabiDOO 14:57, October 8, 2012 (UTC)
  13. Symbol for vote For. It's funny. POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 07:56, October 10, 2012 (UTC)
Against: 2
  1. FlaccidDickVote Limp boner. Not especially hilarious, I'm afraid. -RAHB 01:22, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
  2. not its stupud Monster2099
Comments
  • An innovative work in tap-dancing around the subject that everyone will click on this article to read about; but for that reason, also not a feature. "A little too short" means needs an additional section, perhaps "Other Mountain Dews," about the fizzy beverage with which to cater to us. Spıke ¬ 22:46 28-Sep-12
    Yeah, but that "additional section", as you probably would agree, would ruin the tap-dance. The joke here obviously is that the article is coyly pretending to refuse to be about what the user is expecting to read about. It is pretty short for a feature, I'll admit. --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 23:56, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
    I do agree that it might ruin the tap-dance. Problem is that it seems that the tap-dance is the focus, not laughs. Spıke ¬ 00:22 29-Sep-12

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