Uncyclopedia:VFH/Mountain Dew

Score: 10.5 pristine droplets of pure water, not disgusting yellow beverages

1. Yet another self-nom and for - What about this one? Is it a feature? -- GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 23:26, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
2. For, though imo it's a little too short » Zheliel Talk Contribs Cow » 21:48 September 28
3. For, despite SPIKE's request to completely ruin the page. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:33, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
4. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:23, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
5. For. –sumone10154^(talk) 18:44, September 29, 2012 (UTC)
6. For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:30, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
7. For. 180.234.71.100 12:47, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
8. For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:15, 1 October 2012
9. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 18:34, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
10. For. RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:48, October 4, 2012 (UTC)
11. For. Very funny General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 18:47, October 7, 2012 (UTC)
12. For. It gets repetitive...but its really funny ShabiDOO 14:57, October 8, 2012 (UTC)
13. For. It's funny. POP!GoesTheWeasel 07:56, October 10, 2012 (UTC)

1. Limp boner. Not especially hilarious, I'm afraid. -RAHB 01:22, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
2. not its stupud Monster2099

• An innovative work in tap-dancing around the subject that everyone will click on this article to read about; but for that reason, also not a feature. "A little too short" means needs an additional section, perhaps "Other Mountain Dews," about the fizzy beverage with which to cater to us. Spıke ¬ 22:46 28-Sep-12

  Yeah, but that "additional section", as you probably would agree, would ruin the tap-dance. The joke here obviously is that the article is coyly pretending to refuse to be about what the user is expecting to read about. It is pretty short for a feature, I'll admit. -- GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 23:56, September 28, 2012 (UTC)

  I do agree that it might ruin the tap-dance. Problem is that it seems that the tap-dance is the focus, not laughs. Spıke ¬ 00:22 29-Sep-12