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Michael Clarke Duncan (history, logs)

Article: Michael Clarke Duncan

Score: 3.5 racists

Nominated by: Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:39, September 3, 2012 (UTC)
For: 9.5
  1. In his memory :( --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:39, September 3, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote Forever and always in our hearts. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:19, 4 September 2012
  3. Amen. --Lee Harvey Osmond (talk) 01:03, September 4, 2012 (UTC)
  4. For. The only fitting tribute. --UU - natter UU Manhole 06:44, Sep 4
  5. Symbol for vote Mr. Jingles -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 19:09, Sep. 4, 2012
  6. PurpleDickVote Wat? Sure, feature in his honor but can somebody PLEASE explain to me how this is funny? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:53, 5 Sep
  7. Symbol for vote For. John Coffee likes dis article. John Coffee thinks is good. Saberwolf116 (talk) 19:31, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote For. I loved him on Two and a Half Men. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:01, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote For. Racism. The Woodburninator Wood burning Minimal Effort  01:26, September 10, 2012 (UTC)
  10. For. 12:14, September 17, 2012 (UTC)
Against: 6
  1. Against. It would not be too hard to come up with 2 or 3 paragraphs of funny, no matter how you liked the guy we're not really an obituary I think. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:37, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
    Maybe an alternate page akin to Forest Whitaker's Lazy Eye would work, but I don't think anything could actually ever be funnier than this. Seriously. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 14:11, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
    I don't think that would work. The Forest Whitaker's Lazy Eye page works so well because we don't have an actual Forest Whitaker page, and it was the best way I could come up with to parody a few different things. This page does what it sets out to do, and is funny. Adding things to it just to get it featured would feel forced/isn't the way to go about things, and creating a different page would mask what we already have. If it isn't featured, that's fine, but I wouldn't try to do anything to it. The Woodburninator Wood burning Minimal Effort  01:26, September 10, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote Against. It is funny. But... maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I just don't think funny should be the only criteria for a feature. Not here. I think feature should be limited to the funny and encyclopedic. I guess this is a religious argument. --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 22:04, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Against. nah... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:06, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Not seeing it as a feature. I feel that the joke is too obvious and not enough work was put in to justify featuring. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:51, September 8, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Against. - weak - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 03:49, September 12, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Against. - Rei (talk) 15:57, September 13, 2012 (UTC)


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