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Article: Mastodon

Score: 9 guys thrashing it out to the sound of evolution

Nominated by: Pup t 20:08, 27/08/2009
For: 10
  1. Ankh smite Nom et For Good article that I had the pleasure of reviewing, and would love to see it on the front page! Pup t 20:08, 27/08/2009
  2. Ankh smite Good Band Article. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 20:38,27August,2009
  3. Self-For. Thanks again for the review, Puppy. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:27, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
  4. Nice article. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:51, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
  5. For. This is your best article in ages. You did kind of drill that joke about guitar solos into the ground, though. IronLung 05:49, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  6. Hells yeah --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 00:23, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
  7. For. If we are going to feature band cruft - I prefer it to be at least as good as Guildy's. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:14, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 16:19, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
  9. For. Only because I like prehistoric metal. Heavy, head-banging article if a bit repetitive, and you didn't mention Eric Saner. Why do I need to provide this? 21:00, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
  10. For. InMooseWeTrust 15:55, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
Against: 1
  1. Against. As much as I love Mastodon, and Guildy's other work, this falls into all the pitfalls of a band article (yes, that is bad English). -- lazy Ape (whack) (Riot Porn) 22:28, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Wait, this is a Guildy article? Damn it. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 22:13,27August,2009
    also, it's been on VFH for 3 days and only 6 people voted? What's happening to VFH? (not enough whoring) Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 17:36,29August,2009
    It's because no one loves me. Also, I just moved back into school today, so my contributions will either drop off slightly or skyrocket, depending on the amount of idle time I have that isn't devoted to social activities. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 02:35, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
  2. I've only heard one Mastodon song: "Divinations." I got it free, and was extremely impressed. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 22:26,3September,2009
    Yeah, Mastodon's pretty badass. Get Crack the Skye if you can, because it's an amazing album, and listen to it start to finish. Fucking awesome. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:43, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
    Nah, get Blood Mountain first. -- lazy Ape (whack) (Riot Porn) 23:24, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
    Or you could go the old school(ish) route, and get Leviathan, which is totally overrated but still good. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:14, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
    Basically, just buy a Mastodon album. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:14, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
    ...buy? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:24, Sep 6
    Fine, steal. Or "listen to". —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:47, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

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