Uncyclopedia:VFH/Martin Luther King, Jr.

Score: 12 parcheesi-wife-beaters

1. Call me not-Aleister-in-Chains, but I think this is actually pretty funny, well-written, and cohesive. --This signature has been kaputted by odor of the fecking cabal. HATERZ GONNA HATE ASK ME ABOUT MY HUGE, MUTILATED PENIS 08:35, January 19, 2012 (UTC)
2. Call me TheCompassionatefroggy, but a couple of days ago when I put up the fix tag I hadn't heard of this guy, and had to study up on him. Now I see the humor. Aleister 10:05 19-1-'12
3. Don't call me Sockpuppet-of-an-unregistered-user. Really, don't. It brings up all these bad memories about me regretting choosing such a long username. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:34, 19 January 2012
4. Call me Ishmael. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:57, January 19, 2012 (UTC)
5. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:16, January 20, 2012 (UTC)
6. For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 07:23, January 24, 2012 (UTC)
7. Whoa. --Black Flamingo 15:17, January 28, 2012 (UTC)
8. For ~Pleb the magic! 05:42, 01/31/2012
9. 4. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:44, January 31, 2012 (UTC)
10. For. GG • iTalk • iEdit 21:21, January 31, 2012 (UTC)
11. For. I thought I wrote something about this guy once, but maybe I had a dream. Don't need to read for long to find a giggle here and there. Good stuffs.. MrN  20:18, Feb 15
12. For. Don't call me baby Puppy 11:53 26 Feb '12 23:53, February 26, 2012 (UTC)

No against votes

Martin Luther King, Jr.

• Wait, Al... you never heard of MLK? --This signature has been kaputted by odor of the fecking cabal. HATERZ GONNA HATE ASK ME ABOUT MY HUGE, MUTILATED PENIS 19:25, January 19, 2012 (UTC)

  Who? 1234 ~ 00:16, 20 January 2012

  When I researched him, of course. He was one of the best voice actors of his generation, and his work on that Doctor Who episode shook me to the core. An emotional giant, well worthy of a feature page. Thanks. Aleister 00:25 20-1-'12

  EX-TER-MIN-ATE (seperate plus equal!) --This signature has been kaputted by odor of the fecking cabal. HATERZ GONNA HATE ASK ME ABOUT MY HUGE, MUTILATED PENIS 06:27, January 20, 2012 (UTC)

• Comment. Good up to the panty raid part. The "he got what was coming to him" part basically murdered the humor there after. The only thing I can see saving it in this state is a clever reveal of the narrator as a KKK or something similarly ridiculous. Nikau 03:38, January 25, 2012 (UTC)

  I did some edits which may address your concern. How is it now? More? Less? I, too, steal panties, so it's hard for me to see what's wrong with it. Aleister 5:29 25-1-'12

• Abstain. Personally think the 'First Person Dumb Ass' approach gets in the way here. Sorry. RomArtus*Imperator« (Orate) 13:38, January 30, 2012 (UTC)

  I totally agree, but that's the way it was nommed and my edits just tried to soften the assinine stuff. I don't and won't take credit for this page, yech, and when I initially marked it with a fix tag there was a vanity thing in the first sentence which had been there for nine months or so. This is not uncy's finest hour, and I wouldn't have nommed it, and voting for it is even a little creepy. Give me one more reason to do so and I'll change my vote, yay! Aleister 14:02 30-1-'12

  p.s. Just reread it, and it's not as bad as I thought. Made one edit in something I was uncomfortable with, but overall it does a twisty. Maybe that thing about him urinating on his friend's table is over some tops.

p.s.s. Edited out the things I was eech uncomfortable about, so now I'll "accept" half-credit for a rewrite, and if it's featured will have to dig out who gets credit. Dr. King would have been so proud to be the subject of such a page that he would have broken his vow of nonviolence. Aleister 22:40 31-1-'12