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Lobster (history, logs)

Article: Lobster

Score: 10 of an alarming number of legs 300x1

Nominated by: UU - natter UU Manhole
For: 15
  1. Nom & For. A Wizard Did It got featured. Do I need any more reason? What? You want one that's not an incitement to drama? OK, how about "I still think this is one of the funniest things I've been involved with"? That betterer? --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:59, Apr 29
  2. Death by excessive pinching FTW ~Jewriken.GIF 13:45, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  3. For. An entertaining ride if ever there was one. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:03, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  4. For. Funny. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:08, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Badlobsterpun For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:13, 30 April 2010
  6. For. Chiefjustice3DS 10:49, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote With Butter Please Ok, it took me three reads of the first graph to get the points-of-view, and then reading the page again after that it was even better. Now I see the genius of the writing, but I first had to remove the shell and get to the soft and succulent prose inside. Aleister in Chains 11:05 30 4 MMX
  8. One of the best things I've read on here in ages. --Hugs and kisses, Black_Flamingo 16:09, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote  Smite lightning  Symbol for vote For the, you know, the opposable thumb thing. Ha!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  01 May 2010 ~ 03:38 (UTC)
  10. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small Oh GEAH!!!  I am so voting for this again! This motherfucking motherfucker is motherfucking AWESOME!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  01 May 2010 ~ 03:42 (UTC)
  11. For. Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:14, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote For.Pelozurian (talk) 23:54, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
  13. LANGOSTAS! Fuck yeah, Ethine sig  11:54, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
  14. For. Unpschyelopedia 13:28, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
  15. Aye. --Matfen 16:13, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 5
  1. Against. Are you serious? This lobster should be boiled! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:11, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Sorry Against. If it wasn't for the people who have voted for this, I would assume this was another random article. So I'm assuming there's some inside jokes here that I haven't been here long enough to get. I did find some parts in the end amusing, but got completely lost in the first half of the article and only kept reading because I respect the for voters and figured I must be missing something. Also I'm not here I'm on vacation (and I just got an edit conflict). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:05, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
    You never know, that may be part of the joke... --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:09, Apr 29
There are in jokes too?!? Man I gotta read this again!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  01 May 2010 ~ 03:40 (UTC)
  1. Against. Hasn't grown on me since the last time there was a move to feature this. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:24, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Against. Sadly, I have no idea what people are finding so funny about this... -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 00:23 EST 4 May, 2010
  3. Symbol against vote Weak against. Argh, this was close. But it's just not quite good enough for me. I would vote for it on VFG.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 03:11, May 8, 2010 (UTC)


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