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Kitten Cookbook (history, logs)

Article: Kitten Cookbook

Score: 13 eaters of the pussy

Nominated by: Zana Dark
For: 13
  1. Symbol for vote Nomination and for Sorry I beat you to it, BlackFlamingo.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 23:33, 19 January 2011
  2. Symbol for vote For. Symbol for vote For. Symbol for vote For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:08, 20 January 2011
  3. Yeah... Has had a real number done on it since it was taken to VFD. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:56, 20 January 2011
  4. For. ~ Myg Myg2 13:59, January 20, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. the kittens. Aleister 16:29 20-1-'11
  6. Symbol for vote Kitttehs! Heavy metal kittehs! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 0757 EST 21 JAN 2011
  7. Hahaha I'm allergic to cats... Awful creatures. The cat in soup made my day ;p PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 12:58, January 22, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote Weak for It's good, it just feels like it's missing something. It ends a bit abruptly, and those pop up picture things get a bit old at times. Almost as if you're trying to hard to get them in there. But it is however well written, and pretty funny at that. So I give it a weak for. --Tophat headless 01:34, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
    The pop-ups
    Old Tattoos
    getting a bit old
    ? Maybe one can be taken out, there is one I didn't feel hahahahaha about, the cat in the green thing. Will do so now, thanks. Aleister 1:58 24-1-'11
    Haha! Yes, getting old. Anyway, that pop-up was actually ok. I was talking about
    this one
    , or
    1312 MEDIUM
    this one
    . More the second one then the first, but ya... --Tophat headless 02:21, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
    Reasoning behind them: To share the 6-finger hand, which is a sight to behold, with our readers. The pot of food, just a boiling-over kitten dish that seemed to fit with the language. On third thought, I'll take out the hand pic and revert back in the kitten in the leaf. The hand is too much of a pop-up lutz which may gives some people nightmares or daydreams. Aleister 2:54 24-1-'11
    Ha! Daydreams more like. Could you imagine a hand job from that hand? Fucking hell... --Tophat headless 03:07, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
  9. For. Yeayuh. Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:53, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
  10. For. Shabidoo 02:16, January 26, 2011 (UTC)
  11. For. Samaritan Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:14, Jan 26 13:14, January 26, 2011 (UTC)
    Or, in arabic, السامريون as-Sāmariyyūn. And you are a good Smartasitan indeed. Come back Funnybony, some of us miss you. Aleister 13:25 26-1-'11
  12. For Following the tweaks, edits. Now I have a dish for my prospective dinner party! . --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:15, January 26, 2011 (UTC)
  13. For. Dr. Fenwick 02:06, January 27, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 0

#Against. Reluctantly I will go a negative on this as the article doesn't actually give me any typical kitten recipes. I am having friends round you see... Sorry LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:53, January 24, 2011 (UTC)

  1. What? It's not "HowTo:Cook kittens" it's "Kitten Cookbook". Which means it's about the book, not about how to cook kittens... --Tophat headless 18:12, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
    Ha! I just realized how funny I must sound trying to defend the article when I was the one to give it a Weak for. --Tophat headless 18:13, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
    Yes. Very. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:57, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
    I'm an idiot. --Tophat headless 19:58, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
    An idiot, well, OK, but a magical idiot. Which is why your statement about it not being a kitten cookbook is accurate, it is about the Kitten Cookbook. But I will add more to the page to see if it can be beefed - or kittened - up. Aleister 00:20 25-1-'11
    It should be kittened - up. When you say beefed - up it just sounds silly. --Tophat headless 02:40, January 25, 2011 (UTC)
    A joke. Okay, I added a new section and some other tweeks, the article is getting porked up now. And I'm in touch with Romartus about names of ancient kitten recipies. Aleister 14:47 25-1-'11
  • This is a rewrite, so two of the pics (the soup and the kitten in the pot) and some of the words and storyline were on the page already. Decided to rw when I saw the kitten in the soup and had my biggest lol of the week. Meow. Thanks Zana, an unexpected nom. If anyone finds any spelling errors pleaze fixes thim. Thanks. Aleister 16:31 20-1-'11
  • I'm abstaining. The concept's ridiculous but not in a way that made me laugh. It's a great rewrite of a silly article, but not a feature in my view. Sorry. --Black Flamingo 21:20, January 24, 2011 (UTC)


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