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Article: John Kerry

Score: 7 "nuanced" statements of position

Nominated by: Spıke ¬ 11:04 17-Sep-13 11:04, September 17, 2013 (UTC)
For: 7
  1. Symbol for vote Self-nom and For. Romartus, who commissioned this article, claims the result is "nom-worthy," but in this era of self-nomming, leaves it to unnamed others to do the lifting. Voters are, of course, allowed to change their positions on the Kerry nomination. Spıke ¬ 11:04 17-Sep-13
  2. For. Ah Spike beat me to the nomming! LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:03, September 17, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote Spike spikes it again... but where is the mention of Kerry's membership in "The Skulls"? Aleister 19-9
  4. KERRRRRY Thetinydick (talk) 17:28, September 25, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Per below. Spike, is there a reason for you always double-gapping between sentences? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:46, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
    I am afraid some of us learned to type on typewriters. Happily, MediaWiki ignores the difference. Spıke ¬ 19:09 28-Sep-13
  6. For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:48, Oct 4
  7. For. He doesn't have trouble deciding which side to part his hair though. Captain gull (talk) 08:20, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
Against: 0

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Comments
  • I liked it very much. But do you think that the K&K image should be there? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:47, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
    It is funny that it fooled you! They are not K&K but two ghosts with similarly shaped faces from Ghostbusters. I ran across it in Massachusetts, where it will eventually become irrelevant. Spıke ¬ 19:09 28-Sep-13
    Do they have an anti-ghost campaign there or something? Or is it just that they are out of date? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:57, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
    Explanation of the joke above:
Spike: "I ran across it [ghost image] in Massachusetts [article], where it will eventually become irrelevant.
Anton (deliberately misinterpreting this sentence): "Do they have an anti-ghost campaign or something? (Why do ghosts become irrelevant in America?) ...
I, of course, understood what you were saying. My English is not bad enough for this. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 20:00, October 2, 2013 (UTC)

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