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Article: Insomnia

Score: 13.5 sheep

Nominated by: 15Mickey20
For: 13.5
  1. Nom & for. While I was working towards the final exams of my degree, I made a list of uncyclopedia articles I would write when I was finished. That list included Japanese High Schools and insomnia. My tardiness has led to both of these being written by someone else and both are far better than anything I could have come up with. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  15:49, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
  2. For I read this a while back, and it was good. Now its been through some Pee Reviews, and it is gooder. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:50, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
  3. For having noobs coming into the limelight of Uncyc   Le Cejak <20:56, 30 Jun 2008>
  4. FANTASTIC 4. No pun intended, seeing as how this article has nothing to do with terrible superhero movies. This was a terrific read, probably one of the funniest things I've read in a while. Good job, Orian. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 18:43 Jul 1
  5. AWESOME Good job this is a good article. (Does this make me cooler?)Baseball1 6 Join HereBaseball16 16:57, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
  6. Awful. He heh...I loved this article, great work from Orian...this deserves to be his first feature. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [09:13 3 July]
  7. SF OK, I'm now convinced that my bias is justified, people seem to like the article and even those who have abstained said nice things too so I don't feel too dirty about voting For. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 12:35 3 July 2008
  8. For - good stuff! Good stuff. --Hyperbole 14:31, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  9. For. Following a fix up of tenses and spelling and stuff by some mysterious handsome person, and Orian's recent tweaks, it now makes the grade for me. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:42, Jul 3
  10. For Of course its boring, its about insomnia for Morgo's sake! (really, pretty good writing, too!) Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:51, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  11. For --Dr. Fenwick 13:08, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
  12. Weak For... or diluted For... decaf For? I like it but it still bores me, I realize that is intended but I still feel there could be more gags. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:20, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
  13. Whore For. Good, if slightly long, stuff. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [5/07 18:10]
  14. For. 01:17, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
Against: 0

No against votes

  1. Abs. Got boring for me fairly quickly, but well written. --THINKER 03:00, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. Symbol neutral vote Abstain. - What Thinker is saying, and also the fact that it seems to take a very light hearted view, it could be a lot more psychadelic/horror parody/elements/themes--Sycamore (Talk) 09:23, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  3. Anstaib Per them. -RAHB 12:45, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  4. Abstain. Per my review - I don't think it's far off, myself, but it does need a few tweaks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:37, Jul 1
  5. Abstinence - I don't know, I might vote for it after a proofreading. Hint: thick silvery tape is used to hold ducts together. Not ducks. --Hyperbole 23:17, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
    My theory with some of the mistakes is that, while unintentional, they actually work as a literary device, what with the narrator being so tired and woolly-headed. It was something I was thinking of including if I'd written my version. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:06, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
    Actually, I didn't pick up on the tape thing in my review because the tape is known as both Duct Tape and Duck Tape. There is even confusion as to what name came first. Just thought I'd mention it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:12, Jul 2
    In the UK we refer to it as "Gaffer tape", or as the Native American Indians called it, Maize. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:21, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
    Orian's most recent runthrough improved this for me. One thing it did was enable me to even get to the end, which was hilarious. Changing vote to for. --Hyperbole 14:31, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  6. abstain - I dunno, the fact that he sleeps at the end defeats the purpose of the insomnia. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Nezlr (talk • contribs)
Comment Just like to point out that if you don't sleep you die eventually (granted that only happens after about 3 weeks). Insomnia is just the inability to sleep (or dream) for a prolonged period of time, which is what I wrote about. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 01:08 4 July 2008


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