Not based on real news, but definitely takes the piss out of real news. The obscenities jump the shark and get in the way of the parody; if it weren't for them and the article were a bit more deadpan rather than pressured, I'd vote for. Spıke¬ 22:58 28-Sep-12
Removed a couple of obscenities. Better? 184.108.40.206 23:40, September 28, 2012 (UTC)
Featured. Featured! ~SirFrosty(Talk to me!) 01:00, October 7, 2012 (UTC) This article has passed VFH and was featured on 7 October 2012. This page is now archived; do not edit it, it will have no effect.