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Article: I Have A Problem

Score: 12 suspiciously creamy-tasting yet delicious entrées

Nominated by:  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Oct 9 '11 10:31 (UTC)
For: 17
  1. Oh, Lordy, how I hate you, RAHB. I really do. Allow me to display my hatred for you, by nominating this article to be pointed at and derided...on the Main Page.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Oct 9 '11 10:31 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:34, 9 October 2011
  3. Hey now, self for! Cheers for the nom, Beev. I wouldn't drink that wine, though... -RAHB 10:43, October 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. For. "You're probably going to think I'm weird. It's just, these damned compulsions" Funny.
    Though the Nazi line comes out of nowhere and is distracting. ShabiDOO 00:09, October 10, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. I laughed out loud at this. Truly one of RAHB's best. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 10 October 2011, at 00:14
  6. I don't see why not old boy. --Black Flamingo 22:28, October 11, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote For. TRUly funny!! DJMIXERR (talk)(contributions) DJ Mixerr 21:59, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Heir d'Cajek Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:00, October 13, 2011 (UTC)
  9. For. Really funny. Naveenswiki 18:23, October 14, 2011 (UTC)
  10. For. So relieved to know someone has the same problem as I have and openly talks about it. :D Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:00, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
  11. For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:36, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
  12. For. MadMax 22:24, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
  13. For. Tomcat KittyKitty (t) (c) 05:16, October 23, 2011 (UTC)
  14. For. This is pure genius. Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:45, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  15. For. Well, that was fun to read. QuackOfaThousandSuns 19:45, October 26, 2011 (UTC)
  16. For. Partly because it made me smile. Also because we need more ejaculation 'jokes' all over the main page. ChiefjusticePS3 18:37, November 14, 2011 (UTC)
  17. Symbol for vote For.. Per Chief. Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 22:16, November 14, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 5
  1. Against. It starts off well and seems to be making great progress with the central idea but then....goes off at a tangent in my view. Sorry. LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:34, October 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Against. Sorry, I really appreciate the punctuation and the general writing ability of the author, the article idea as a whole is a good one, but it just went in the wrong direction for me. Sir ACROLO KUNFPWAOTMFA •(SPAM) 17:10, October 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote Against.. The voice isn't consistant, and you missed the biggest joke of all. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:58, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Can we please stop with the ejaculation 'jokes', especially on the main page? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:33, 30 October 2011
  5. Against. Gets significantly less funny after "I just jizz all over their coats". –Flashfreez 22:30, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
  • Is this true?RAHB Is a frenchman and his name is peirre whatever, and he works in a 5 star restruant? No?--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 10:39, October 9, 2011 (UTC)
    I'm not French, but the rest is 100% true. -RAHB 10:43, October 9, 2011 (UTC)
    He is French, and the rest of it is slightly less than 100% true. The great French nation hangs its head in shame.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Oct 9 '11 10:51 (UTC)


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