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HowTo:Teach a six-legged lame man how to jump rope (history, logs)

Article: HowTo:Teach a six-legged lame man how to jump rope

Score: 2 jump rope songs

Nominated by: Aleister
For: 3
  1. The thrill of the jump awaits your six-legged lame man. Jump, lame man, jump! If I had a piece of your country's money for every time I kicked a lame man in the ankle and ran away I'd own one of your banks. Aleister 19:11 3-5-'13
  2. For. I very much liked the beginning and a bit less the middle because I liked the serious way in which you described nonsense (a parody on the stupid guides, encyclopedias, etc.). But, at the end, it became boring (nonsense sometimes does). You have only one humor point which is the "serious nonsense" (although this term doesn't exist). A good article, although I feel that it should be improved. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:40, May 6, 2013 (UTC)
  3. For. Snippy 02:33, May 9, 2013 (UTC)
Against: 1
  1. Symbol against vote AgainstI'm sorry Al but I didn't find this particularly humourus, only quite random. The concept seems too random to be encyclopedic and I struggle to find jokes that amuse me. I did like how you had to find three people and maime them to get the six legged man but the making them jump bit I don't find very funny. I therefore don't think it is ready or good enough to be featured. Add in some more jokes and maybe a bit more content. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose UnS CUN VFH and Bar (talk) 05:06 16, April 2014

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