Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Leave Uncyclopedia as Dramatically as Possible

Score: 9 reasons it's your fault

1. Self Nom and Fuck You - Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)
2. For. A large dollop of navelism is saved, and even rendered suitable for casual visitors to our main page, by really good writing (not counting the quotes from the drama queens themselves). Of continuing relevance. Spıke Ѧ 13:19 17-Apr-13
3. For. Funnybony  14:03, Apr 17
4. FOR all the wrong reasons I'm not voting for this because of the good writing, the concept, the pics, the amount of expertise and thought that went into it, or to assist uncyclopedia have another good feature. I'm voting for it solely for the wikipedia link. So there. Aleister 20:15 17-4-'13
5. Mhaille. Hello. I am liking your website. Please to have my vote. Oh God, what's the point? Mhaille is funny. --UU - natter 20:50, Apr 17
6. For. Well written. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 21:22, April 17, 2013 (UTC)
7. For. This article sounds eerily familiar. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:53, April 18, 2013 (UTC)
8. For. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:40, April 21, 2013 (UTC)
9. For. too many lol moments. i noticed users voting for this who always vote against inside articles. i guess if it hits the right chord and its funny enough...exceptions are made. good to see ShabiDOO 05:04, April 22, 2013 (UTC)
10. For. RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:59, April 23, 2013 (UTC)

1. Against. IFYMB! (talk) 09:29, April 20, 2013 (UTC)