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Article: HowTo:Beet off

Score: 11 moans and groans

Nominated by: Aleister
For: 12
  1. PurpleDickVote SelfNom & For Here's one to tickle the innards, literally speaking. This has been a fun one to write. Thanks. Aleister 18:08 15December12
  2. My god how I love Ali's newest style of writing. Three especial hilights: "ultra-fast bumper cars made of tennis balls", "Too rough, and it will scrape and hurt like a wolf bite","Some people take their adventure to the next level". --ShabiDOO 15:05, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Be wary of the porrige gun for it may fire early leaving a stick substance which may be salty or sweet depending on your current diet ShadowSkill002
  4. For. SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 17:02, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. Excellent. POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 05:23, December 17, 2012 (UTC)
  6. For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 12:04, Dec 19
  7. For. Leverage (talk) 22:48, December 19, 2012 (UTC)
    For. ShadowSkill001 ShadowSkill001 (talk) 00:40, December 21, 2012 (UTC)
    I'd be glad to accept the vote, but alas, you can just vote once. Thanks, and keep trying, vote early and often. Aleister 11:38 fauxdoomsday
  8. For. makes me want to eat a beet then beet off FAKEHATER NuclearTrefoil spam me 17:29, December 21, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Symbol for vote For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:23, 26 December 2012
  10. Symbol for vote For. Now I want to beet off. Murder Frog Dull interest wanes. 02:29, December 31, 2012 (UTC)
  11. For. Beet me off baby! Prätt Körp (talk) 05:00, January 1, 2013 (UTC)
  12. For. ChiefjusticeWii 21:33, January 3, 2013 (UTC)
Against: 1
  1. Symbol against vote Against. We should not put raunch on the main page. If this raunch, along with the raunch with the long name nominated nearby, is a concerted effort to put a finger in Wikia's corporate eye for censoring our bare-tit pix, we should not be doing that either, despite a vague promise of a future Way Out. Calling yourself an artist does not mean you need not get along with your landlord.Spıke Ѧ 18:21 21-Dec-12
That did not enter my mind in any way. I liked both articles. This is an example of linking one thing to another in error, something we all do but some of us like it when it's pointed out. Thanks SPIKE, maybe it is too raunchy - haven't heard that word in years - for the front page. You may be right in that regard. Yeah, you're probably are, I've got a woman orgasming in there for Solstice's sake. If it passes it passes though, but no, it is not a comment on WIKIA or trying to stick things in their eye. My mind doesn't work like that, and it takes a Boone's Farm or a Rolex level of using uncyclopedia to advertise their products that gets me into that writing style. Aleister 18:32 DecemberSolstice'`12
  • If MY articles about masturbation ain't good enough for the front page, THIS article about masturbation ain't good enough for the front page.--Captain Butthurt 17:02, December 18, 2012 (UTC)
    I am beeting off right now while reading your comment. Wait, I'll change hands. What's that, a winter squash? Don't mind if I do. fapfapfap. Aleister 18:36 18decemb12
  • Abstain. Not quite eye watering for me to register in the Aye column but too good to say Nay. So I will go with a flabby Abs LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:13, January 2, 2013 (UTC)


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