Nom&shelfor This seems in heat. Happy Monkey grabbed me and forced it out of me, then threw it. A great tatochop by BB near the page's end. Aleister 17:19 25-2-'12
For?From what I could gather, the article was a pun on homophones (homo-phones?), everything else I couldn't understand, what with the article being almost entirely incomprehensible. That being said, I have choosen to vote for due to the likely community ostracization that would occur otherwise and for my respect to this kind and cordial user, self nominating his own article notwithstanding.--CameHereInACloche (Talk) 06:02, February 26, 2012 (UTC)
Kind? Cordial? Ostrichionization? Couch? I don't understand a word you said. Aleister 8:02 26-2-'12
WOAH! You really shouldn't vote for something unless you like it. You could chose to simply NOT vote against or leave a comment if you think theres something wrong with it. Even better, say what you think is wrong with it and the author might make some last minute changes. I think there are VERY few people here who are vindictive with their votes and definately NOT Aleister...of all people. --ShabiDOO 18:25, February 27, 2012 (UTC)
For. Al Unchained Funnybony 15:05, Feb 27 15:05, February 27, 2012 (UTC)
For. A really good article, with several themes and sub themes that fit together really well. Also, extensive editing and rewriting since the competition with some funny improvements :) HMC! ShabiDOO 18:23, February 27, 2012 (UTC)
We are all in chains. BlackFlamingo 12:58, March 4, 2012 (UTC)
Against. It's an article that has run away with itself in my view. There are some good ideas here but why cram them all in the same carriage? RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:50, February 26, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
I've reread it and now see why other people would like this article: you took an interesting pun and created this elaborate and complex story about it. Also, the prose has this strange combination of comically-urbane and aged floweryness to it, and that seems funny. But, I just feel that it goes on like stream-of-consciousness, without the consciousness, or the stream. You end up with something similar to rambling, almost. Best of luck to you and your future endeavors, but I have decided to withdraw my vote, which was in poor taste to begin with. Sorry.--CameHereInACloche (Talk) 00:30, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
Abstain. The first thing that comes to my mind when one says "homophone" would be a gay phone. Thus, I don't find the article particularly original and a little jumbled as well. Sorry. --SirXamRalcothe Mediocre 21:48, February 28, 2012 (UTC)
Featured. MrNFork you! 18:14, Mar 12 18:14, March 12, 2012 (UTC) This article has passed VFH and was featured on 12 March 2012. This page is now archived; do not edit it, it will have no effect.
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