Against. I don't think you've really written a funny article; I think you've just denigrated a noble mind of antiquity. Poor. Knucmo2 (talk) 23:41, March 17, 2012 (UTC)
Have you read the last line? It all leads up to that last line: "Heraclitus was such a fucking pussy." Brilliant, I tell you! —SirSocky(talk)(stalk)GUNSotMUotMPMotMUotYPotMWotM23:58, 17 March 2012
Yes I did. I don't share your enthusiasm for it. --Knucmo2 (talk) 16:34, March 18, 2012 (UTC)
Against. A bit too 'dumb doodery' for me to support as a feature. Sorry. RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:01, March 19, 2012 (UTC)
Featured. RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:59, April 9, 2012 (UTC) This article has passed VFH and was featured on 9 April 2012. This page is now archived; do not edit it, it will have no effect.
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